"It's too much."

"It's too much!"

"Quite excessive! Ahh ”

In the bathroom, Dong Fangzhuo turned on the ringtone setting of the mobile phone, and found that the ringtone of the mobile phone was set to a voice that was not the original system, God knows which AV heroine's dubbing.

He looked at the call record again, and thought that the caller ID would be Ronaldo, but it turned out to be not, but Mr. Qu Weiyuan.

Woo, what a coincidence.

If Ronaldo calls, he must be beaten up when he goes back. However, although it was not his call, it is 100% certain that this guy did it, because he is the only one who has touched the phone......

It is impossible for him to return to the press conference, if he dares to go back, the lord will definitely break his leg, and the lord doesn't want the two of them to answer 'about Dong Fangzhuo***' at the press conference all the time.

The press conference that should have been boastful was hastily ended by the lord, and when he left the press conference, the lord's mind stayed on Dong Fangzhuo's body.

Hair dyeing, thrush, ***, this guy has been severely oversecreted hormones recently...... It was a real headache, he shook his head.

Who didn't have the desire to move when he was young, Giggs and Scholes didn't give him a headache back then, but he didn't expect it to be Dong Fangzhuo's turn now.

The lord began to worry about Dong Fangzhuo, he just asked about it, it's not good, just ask, it's a little embarrassing. As he walked, he thought about how to correct Dong Fangzhuo's thoughts.

At this moment, Dong Fangzhuo has already asked Ronaldo to completely explain the whole story in the locker room, it turned out that when Ronaldo was playing with Dong Fangzhuo's mobile phone, he downloaded a mobile phone ringtone while he was not paying attention, replacing the original ringtone of the mobile phone, Dong Fangzhuo had not answered the phone before the press conference, so naturally he did not know that the ringtone had been changed.

It can only be said that Dong Fangzhuo was very unlucky, but he received a call from Mr. Qu Wuyuan at the press conference......

"I just wanted to have fun with you, I didn't expect it to be like this."

Ronaldo stood in front of Dong Fangzhuo and explained, but his face couldn't help laughing, and in the end, he couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha......"

"Hahaha......"

Everyone in the locker room laughed, the victory made them happy, and Dong Fangzhuo's funny thing made them even happier......

"Dong, that's right, this is very much in line with your current identity!"

“……”

Now, the whole of Britain knows this, but it can't be the version that Ronaldo said.

"Shortly after the end of the Double Red Crossing, China Dong still had excess energy, and he was playing in the locker room, but he forgot to turn off the video, and when he attended the press conference, his hand accidentally pressed the mobile phone play button, and suddenly there was a cry of ecstasy in the mobile phone......"

The process described by "The Sun" makes people reverie, and it seems that Dong Fangzhuo should have done this, otherwise this ugly thing would not have happened.

The version of the "Times" is similar to the analysis of the "Sun", but at the end of the article, he commented on the matter: "The lord should care more about young people, otherwise he will have to go to the salon club to have fun like Rooney." ”

This is indeed a headache for Ferguson, because he still doesn't know so much about Dong Fangzhuo from the East, if Dong Fangzhuo is English, then Ferguson is not so worried, because the current English children may be thirteen or fourteen years old, but China seems to be a rigorous and relatively conservative country, Dong Fangzhuo's education in this area may not be able to keep up?

Ferguson scratched his head, but eventually found a relatively tactful way.

The next day, he called Dong Fangzhuo to the office, and Dong Fangzhuo knew what the lord wanted to talk to him about when he thought about it with his heels.

So he took the initiative to explain: "Yesterday's incident was a misunderstanding, not what kind of film I watched as reported by the media, but someone played a prank on my mobile phone and changed the ringtone of my mobile phone, and someone just called, and the result was ......"

Dong Fangzhuo spread his hands and told the whole thing truthfully, his face was very calm.

It's strange to believe you! Ferguson rolled his eyes in his heart, this kid has become bad, he doesn't even blink his eyes when he lies, it is estimated that Ronaldo and Rooney brought it badly. However, there is nothing bad about adolescence, the key is effective guidance.

"Ahem, child, when I was your age, I climbed the window every day to peek at the woman next door taking a bath, which is actually the same as ***."

Ferguson said it very directly, but after finishing speaking, he found that his face was hot, and this old face was probably red, but he couldn't see it himself.

Then he felt that he still couldn't educate Dong Fangzhuo in this area, so he decided that it was better to make a long story short.

"I have three movies here, if you take them back and watch them, they will inspire you." He took out three CDs from the drawer and handed them to Dong Fangzhuo. He had asked his assistant coach Queiroz to buy it for him early in the morning.

I'm rubbing.,Shouldn't it be a real hair.,Disc version...... Dong Fang Zhuo Wan'er, even the lord thought that he was really *** yesterday.

It's actually very simple to prove that this thing is not true, you just need to show Ferguson the call logs, but it doesn't matter if Ferguson believes it or not, the point is that the outside news media can't be washed away.

Dong Fangzhuo took the disc and looked at it, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

"American pie?"

"Yes, you go back and take a good look, it will help you......" The old face of the lord is already very red, people in their sixties really can't communicate with young people about this, they are not on the same plane at all.

"Oh......"

"American Pie" series, Dong Fangzhuo has naturally seen it, and the three CDs given by the lord are the first three.

"American Pie 1" revolves around how four boys swore to "lose their lives" before the high school graduation night, which led to a lot of absurd and ridiculous plots, especially the protagonist's "sexual assault" on the traditional American dessert apple pie, which is a must. While Chinese tradition treats chastity as sacrosanct, modern American middle school students see it as a "breakthrough to zero."

Although the film is from a male point of view, there is no discrimination against women. The whole film is full of hope, fast-paced, and even if it involves some sexual content, it always tries to resolve the audience's embarrassment through various funny and gimmicks, which is a model of popular teen vulgar comedy in recent years......

Dong Fangzhuo still remembers the story of the first part......

Since the lord asked him to go home and study well, he obeyed.

However, in China, the reaction to this matter is different.

"Xiao Dong should find a girlfriend......"

"Being alone in the UK is really lonely enough......"