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"Ahem, as usual, I'll tell you a story from my own experience. When I was in high school, my table mate was a member of the Chinese study committee, a good girl with glasses. On the day of graduation, she suddenly dyed her hair, wore a super short skirt, and finally drew a picture for me. I still don't understand this painting, and I hope you can help me detoxify. ”

"666, the routine is here again!"

"Personal experience = meat jokes!"

"Anchor, don't brake hard this time, open the accelerator to the end."

"The Demon King in front, the elementary school students stand back!"

"The king of the lower elementary school is only afraid of the teacher's homework, not the demon king!"

At this time, Su Yu looked reminiscing: "I remember that the painting painted two briquettes, and a sheep lying on the ground, and a box of chewing gum was wrapped in the painting. I thought it was a parting gift, but that painting has bothered me until now! ”

", two coals, a sheep lying on the ground?"

"Anchor, I really don't understand this, please explain!"

"Understand, am I hopeless?"

"Ah, my eyes, the anchor is a big dirty turtle!"

"The elementary school students retreated, and the answer was: the coal sheep died (my sister itched to death)!"

"Dirt Dirt Dirt, Little Train ......"

"Anchor, you are a joker, the old man fought with you!"

"Fellow Daoists, run, after the poor road is broken!"

Not only did the audience feel dirty, but even Guan Xinyu and Xia Yiyi felt that they were dirty, and they all blushed.

"Okay, let's get to the point, we have asked the beautiful lady Teacher Guan to explain the ancient tomb of Shang Taijia to everyone." Su Yu stretched out his hand and turned the camera to Guan Xinyu.

Guan Xinyu glanced at Su Yu, then straightened his clothes, and made sure that he was neat before he began to introduce: "Audience friends, I am Guan Xinyu, and I am also today's commentator. First of all, I would like to briefly introduce to you the Shang Dynasty, which was established in the 17th century BC, 3,700 years ago. Shang Taijia was the eldest grandson of Cheng Tang, the fourth king of the Shang Dynasty, also known as Zhi ......"

When Guan Xinyu introduced the history of the Shang Dynasty, Su Yu also gestured to Xia Yiyi and signaled to act together.

Xia Yiyi naturally understood, and hurriedly walked to Su Yu.

"What did you call me all of a sudden?" Xia Yiyi didn't know why.

Su Yu whispered, "Let's go inside first and take a look at the situation." ”

Xia Yiyi hesitated: "It's not good, it's all archaeological experts, and it may disturb other people's work if you go in." ”

Su Yu smiled and said, "What's the matter, they are all digging underground, and we don't go inside, just take a look at the door." And isn't the spy of the evil god organization also in it, and now it's time to go in and investigate. ”

Xia Yiyi thought for a while, nodded and said, "It's okay, then we'll go in now." ”

After talking to Xia Yiyi, Su Yu told Guan Xinyu again, and then took Xia Yiyi into the underground court door.

As soon as he entered the courtyard door, Su Yu found that there was a long and narrow underground passage inside, which was illuminated by fluorescent lamps, and a staircase extended down, with a length of at least fifty meters, which was simply deep into the ground.

After entering the passage, Su Yu couldn't help but ask, "Wife, why didn't I find the dragon group's abilities along the way?" ”

"The Abilities of the Dragon Group only deal with special situations and will not be with ordinary people, they should be deployed around the Seven Yuan Mountain to prevent the invasion of other Abilities. However, there may be strangers in this, because it is necessary to protect the safety of these archaeological experts. Xia Yiyi explained.

"I see, let's go in and have a look." Su Yu suddenly understood.

Su Yu thought about it, and suddenly felt that there was nothing strange about it, the first thing that the ability keeper was not to expose his ability in front of ordinary people, and not to stay with ordinary people was also to reduce the risk of exposure. After all, the lifespan of the supernatural is far beyond ordinary people, especially the supernatural people above the heavens, they can keep their youth and look old, if ordinary people find that these people are still looking like young people, they are not blamed by demons.

But halfway through, Su Yu remembered another question: "Wife, why can't the supernatural be exposed to ordinary people?" ”

Xia Yiyi smiled and said, "Actually, this is a regulation that the supernatural has been abiding by for thousands of years, and it has become a convention. Because in ancient times, human beings always pinned their trust on ghosts and gods in the face of unknown things, and after some supernatural people were exposed, they were regarded as demons and monsters, isolated or feared by others. These supernatural beings were not understood for a long time, and eventually distorted human nature and became real demons. One by one, murderous and bloodthirsty, there were several demons in China in ancient times who caused chaos in the world, in fact, it was these people who distorted human nature. To prevent this from happening again, not exposing abilities became the first rule of the ability. ”

Su Yu: "I see, what if it's exposed?" ”

Xia Yiyi: "It's very simple, join the Dragon Group, or emigrate. ”

The two chatted while walking, and before they knew it, they reached the bottom of the stairs and walked out of the underground passage.

As soon as they exited the passage, Su Yu and Xia Yiyi were shocked at the same time, because a huge underground labyrinth appeared in front of them, with a length of more than a thousand meters and a width of more than six hundred meters, which was extremely spectacular.

This underground labyrinth was surrounded by a circle of walls, and Su Yu stood on this wall.

The wall is very high, up to five meters high, with a flat cement surface, and is clearly newly built. There are also ten white bright lights distributed on the wall, and the light shines on it, lighting up the entire underground labyrinth.

The underground labyrinth below is also very high, and each wall is a large black stone slab. These black stone slabs are three meters high, five meters wide, and more than fifty centimeters thick.

The entire labyrinth is made up of these black stone slabs, which looks like a huge integrated circuit board, intricate to the extreme. Once one enters it, one is bound to lose one's way and find no way back.

"This labyrinth is too exaggerated!" Su Yu shook his head, unable to imagine the scene of construction.

"Yes, this place is incredible, and I don't know how much labor and material resources will be required for this underground space alone. There are also these stone slabs, each weighing ten tons, and it is absolutely difficult to climb to the sky if you want to transport them in one by one, let alone arrange them in such a regular way, forming such a labyrinth. Tang Yan introduced as she walked and walked up the stairs.

Seeing Tang Yan, Su Yu nodded: "By the way, senior sister, is this originally so big here?" ”

Tang Yan shook his head: "No, it has been excavated here for a long time, and the space has expanded a lot." Now these empty places above our heads used to be fine sand. Before the hollowing out, this place is very dangerous, and the slightest shaking will cause the sand on it to collapse and bury people alive in an instant. Originally, these mazes were also full of soft mud, and people could only crawl in them, and they would sink deeper and deeper, and they would be trapped in it for a maximum of 100 meters. These are the means of ancient people to prevent tomb robbery, if it were not for modern construction machinery, it would not be possible to clean it out, let alone see this huge underground labyrinth. ”

"I see, it seems that the wisdom of the ancients is no worse than that of modern people, and they can actually build this kind of anti-theft tomb system." Su Yu exclaimed, and then asked, "By the way, senior sister, what good things have been dug up now, can you let us have a good time?" ”

Tang Yan nodded: "There are some good things, ancient clay pots, coins and inscriptions, you come with me." ”

"Professor Tang, there's trouble, come up and take a look!"

Just then, suddenly there was a shout from above.

Tang Yan was stunned for a moment, and then walked up first.

Su Yu and Xia Yiyi also followed, both of them had a sinking complexion, knowing that it might be the evil god organization that caused trouble, and this trouble might not be small.