Zhao Yi is also a popular figure in school.

Now he saw that Li Chen was in public, especially in front of his goddess Concubine Lin Xuan, angrily scolding himself for being a mad dog, and he couldn't help but be furious.

"Bang!"

He slapped the table again, pointed at Li Chen's nose, and roared, "Li Chen, who are you scolding for being a mad dog?" ”

Li Chen glanced at him and said, "Didn't you ask knowingly, didn't you scold who you scolded?" ”

"Li Chen, I see that you are playing a lantern in the toilet, looking for death []!"

As he spoke, Zhao Yi slapped the table again to increase his momentum.

Li Chen looked at his already somewhat red and swollen hands, looked at the table again, and asked, "I said, don't your hands hurt when you slap the table like this?" ”

After speaking, without waiting for Zhao Yi to answer, Li Chen took a step forward and said lightly: "The table, you didn't shoot it like this, but it should be like this!" ”

Before the words landed, Li Chen raised his palm and slapped it towards the lectern.

"Boom!"

The lectern could not be supported by four legs and collapsed on the spot.

Seeing this scene, everyone present couldn't help but be horrified.

"Nima, I slapped the table into scum with one palm, this is too shocking, right?"

"Wow, I never thought that this Li Chen is still a martial arts master!"

……

Li Chen glanced at Zhao Yi, who was already frightened, stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Classmate, don't pretend to be forced, pretend to be struck by lightning, you are so self-conscious!" ”

After speaking, Li Chen glanced at Concubine Lin Xuan's expression from the corner of his eyes, and smiled slightly. He turned back to his seat.

Looking at Li Chen's back, Concubine Lin Xuan's mind suddenly appeared with a sentence from "Historical Records, Funny Biography".

There are big birds in the country, and the court of the king stops, and it does not sing for three years. If this bird does not fly, it will soar into the sky; If you don't make a sound, it's a blockbuster.

Obviously, Li Chen at this time is the big bird in the country.

If you don't make a hit, it's a blockbuster!

Ye Chuxue tilted her little head sideways and pouted: "Li Chen, Colonel Lin is not ashamed to ask, I came to ask you questions, why don't you tell her?" ”

Li Chen smiled indifferently and said leisurely: "Because I smell the smell of old vinegar in Xishan!" ”

"Huh? The taste of Xishan old vinegar, what does this mean? ”

Ye Chuxue didn't turn this corner for a while, her eyes widened, and her face was full of surprise.

She blinked, finally figuring out the joints.

"Okay, you Li Chen, who do you say is jealous?"

Li Chen shrugged his shoulders and said, "Xiao Xue'er, I didn't say you, why are you so excited, this is a bit self-defeating, there is no taste of silver three hundred taels here!" ”

Ye Chuxue was angry, and she waved her little pink fist to beat Li Chen.

However, he was caught by Li Chen.

Ye Chuxue's apricot eyes widened.

"Release!"

Li Chen smiled slightly.

"Don't let go!"

Ye Chuxue struggled hard, and when she saw that she didn't break free of Li Chen, she deliberately put on an aggrieved look, and pouted: "Hmph, you bully me!" ”

Li Chen looked innocent and said, "How can it be, it's obvious that you hit me first, at best, I can be regarded as self-defense!" ”

Ye Chuxue didn't speak, she was about to cry when she pouted.

This is her usual trick, in the past, when she had a dispute with Li Chen, if she couldn't fight, she would use this trick.

Coincidentally, Li Chen also ate this trick.

As long as Ye Chuxue pouted, he immediately disarmed and surrendered.

Li Chen's eyes rolled back and forth, and asked, "Xiao Xue'er, you are so smart, let me ask you a question!" ”

Ye Chuxue blinked her eyes and said, "What's the problem?" ”

After saying that, she hurriedly added.

"Don't ask me about math, or I'll be done with you!"

Li Chen smiled faintly and said, "Don't ask about mathematics, ask about language!" ”

Language, this is Ye Chuxue's strength.

The test paper with a full score of 150 points, she scored 140 points, and it was all a matter of sprinkling.

Ye Chuxue pursed her lips and said proudly, "Then you ask!" ”

Li Chen looked at Ye Chuxue's big eyes and asked, "Xiao Xue'er, which Chinese character do you say has the most perseverance?" ”

Ye Chuxue saw that Li Chen asked such a question coldly, and she was a little confused on the spot.

Uh, the most persevering kanji, what kind of problem is that?

Chinese characters are not living creatures, how can they have perseverance?

She racked her brains, but she couldn't come up with a reason, so she shook her head.

"I don't know, what do you say is the most persevering word?"

Li Chen pretended to smile mysteriously, picked up the black pen in front of the table, and wrote a big word "Tian" on the white paper.

Ye Chuxue blinked her eyes and asked suddenly with a face full of water.

"Tian? How can it be the most persevering Chinese character? ”

Li Chen cleared his throat, pointed to the positive block Tian character he wrote, and said seriously: "Xiao Xue'er, look, the word Tian blocks the left side and the right day." Blocking the right, the left day. I block the top, the bottom day. I block the bottom, the top day. I take off a horizontal and lie down for a day. I take off a vertical and stand on the day! ”

After speaking, he glanced up at Ye Chuxue, raised his eyebrows, and asked with a smile: "Every word is so capable, isn't it the most persevering Chinese character?" ”

Before Li Chen finished speaking, the whole classroom was already laughing. Ye Chuxue laughed even more so that her stomach hurt, and her flowers and branches trembled.

"Phew, Li Chen, you're such a slut, you're dirty!"

……

After school, Li Chen and Ye Chuxue went home together.

When she walked to the door, she saw a boy riding a bicycle with his own female ticket, and the two were talking and laughing, full of happiness.

For a while, she also longed for it!

"Li Chen, let's ride home too!"

After speaking, she added with a red face: "You carry me!" ”

Li Chen shrugged his shoulders and said, "If you don't have a bicycle, how can you ride?" ”

Ye Chuxue blinked her eyes and said, "Of course I'm going to buy one!" ”

"Let's go, I know there's a bike shop around here!"

After speaking, she couldn't help but say, she dragged Li Chen and trotted towards the bicycle shop.

Li Chen didn't expect Ye Chuxue to do things so quickly, and she was dragged by her.

"I'll go, Xiao Xue'er, you're a girl, won't you be reserved? On this street, what kind of system is pulling and pulling? ”

Ye Chuxue's pretty face turned crimson, and she rolled her eyes at Li Chen.

Li Chenwan grabbed Ye Chuxue's soft and boneless little hand with his backhand, and a wicked smile rose at the corner of his mouth.

"That's right!"

"Big-headed ghost on you!"

Ye Chuxue pouted.

She symbolically struggled twice, but she didn't break free, so she had to let Li Chen lead her.

I have to say that Li Chen's big hands are very strong and warm, which gives her an indescribable sense of security.

……

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