[002] Old Bian Que
"Don't come back after you go out." One of the fatter enforcers looked at Nicaea and said earnestly.
Another enforcer with a little dish on his face nodded and said: "Hard-working people will never go hungry, you can work a few more jobs, it's still okay to eat enough, don't eat overlord meals anymore." ”
"Well, I won't come again, your food here is like pig food, if you weren't really hungry, I wouldn't eat it!" Nicaea replied with a look of course.
The faces of the two enforcers darkened a little, and then silently untied the handcuffs on Nicaea's hands, and the fat enforcer said calmly: "You can go now." ”
The two watched Nicaea leave, looked at each other in unison, and then quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally sent the plague god away.
In the detention center, Nicaea still maintains an astonishing amount of food, and if he is not fed, then he will bite and bite everything, so that several cells are deformed by Nicaea food.
In the end, everyone had no choice but to provide more food for him, so as not to be accused of ill-treatment in the detention center.
After all, the detainees have only made small mistakes, not major criminals, and it is easy to win people's sympathy.
But they were shocked by the amount of food they ate, it was like a bottomless pit.
I almost ended up in the detention center as a negative asset.
The price of ordinary food in the Eternal Country is still very cheap, such as rice, which is only 100 Yongyuan for 10,000 catties, but the residents of the Eternal Country do not eat much ordinary food, and if they want to eat it, they also eat spiritual rice or magic rice, and ordinary rice is used to feed animals.
But Nicaea can eat even ordinary rice to eat the detention, and you can imagine how terrifying it is.
Zhang Sen heard the conversation between the enforcer and Nissia from a distance, and he suddenly chuckled in his heart, and suddenly realized a very serious matter, his own family was likely to be eaten poor by Nicaea.
"Teacher!" Nisia walked out and immediately said happily when she saw Zhang Sen.
Zhang Sen looked at Niciaa with a complicated face, as if he saw a big gold-swallowing mouth approaching, and he reluctantly smiled.
"What's next for you?" Zhang Sen asked as he walked back to the magical hut with Nicaya in tow.
Nicia clenched her fists and said, "Teacher, I want to be a chef!" ”
"Well, the chef is nice, but do you have a detailed plan?" Zhang Sen smiled.
Nicia nodded and said: "I'm going to go to different restaurants to work as a waiter first, and then find an opportunity to apprentice to see if I can become an apprentice, if I can't become an apprentice, then try to steal the teacher, sooner or later I will become the top chef!" ”
"Very good, the teacher supports you, you will become the best chef!" Zhang Sen patted Nicia's shoulder and encouraged with a smile.
After returning to the magical hut, Zhang Sen officially introduced Nicaea to everyone, and Nicaea immediately screamed at Lina and successfully coaxed a large number of snacks.
For the next two days, Zhang Sen continued to salute the fish, while Nisaea began to run around for work.
In fact, he went through a lot of interviews, but in the end they all failed, some because of his style, and some because he was not handsome enough.
"Teacher, do you think I should have plastic surgery?"
In the evening, Nicaea sat on the red sofa with Zhang Sen, asking questions while browsing the web.
Zhang Sen looked at him and asked, "Why do you think so?" ”
"I went to take a look today, and the few stores I applied for before, their newly recruited waiters are very handsome, especially the newly recruited waiters of Laojun Shidan, who are handsome like movie stars, I think my application has been unsuccessful, probably because I am not handsome enough." Nicaea thought it seriously.
Zhang Sen looked at Nicaea and said, "But the way you are now is a gift from your parents, are you sure you want to change?" ”
"If it was for a dream, I'm sure they'd understand, and besides, ......," Nicaea said firmly, but in the end he didn't say anything, and besides, his parents were killed by his own hands.
Zhang Sen nodded and said, "Then let's go!" ”
"Teacher, the ...... Can you ......?" Nicaea was a little embarrassed for a moment, but plastic surgery costs money.
Zhang Sen's face turned dark, but he still paid silently.
In fact, he is not really reluctant to pay money, after all, many of the prototype artifacts were picked up by Nicaea, and theoretically belong to Nicaea's property, but the prototype artifacts have not yet been sold, and the money he is using now is still the income from selling the system during this time.
The landlord's family has no surplus food.
The days passed by, and finally the time to make an appointment to see a doctor arrived.
Zhang Sen was wearing casual clothes and walked into a medical hall with "The Most Authentic Bian Que Medical Hall" hanging on it, and a faint smell of medicine suddenly drilled into his nose.
In fact, the store is very small, at least the outside of the door is only the size of a door, but the space inside has been expanded, so the area of the store is not small.
This is a very typical Chinese medicine hall, a counter, with a large number of medicinal herbs in the back, a man with a face like jade, wearing ancient costumes, is sitting on the beauty couch, is reading a book, the incense next to it slowly rises, surrounding, making the man look more immortal.
"Please wait, I'll come after reading this paragraph!" The man said leisurely, and then continued to read.
Zhang Sen silently gave the man a bad review in his heart, and then sat down on a chair next to him, not even serving tea, and adding one bad review.
After waiting for about fifteen minutes, the man finally finished reading the book, then clamped the pages with a bookmark, gently put the book aside and sat up, and smiled: "Sorry, this book is quite esoteric, and the reading speed is a bit slow." ”
"It's okay, can we start now?" Zhang Sen said lightly.
The man nodded and said, "No problem, I'll go and call the master out." ”
"You're not Bian Que?" Zhang Sen was stunned for a moment, and then asked.
The man shook his head and said, "No, I am Master's apprentice, and my name is Bian Qian." ”
"It's really underwhelming!" Zhang Sen looked at the man and said.
Bian Qian smiled embarrassedly and said, "Many guests say this, you are not the first. ”
Then Bian Qian went to call Bian Que out, and in a moment an old man walked out with a strong smell of medicine, although this old man looked very old, but his hair was black and shiny, and his face was full of red light, looking very healthy.
"It's amazing that the roots of the World Tree still have this medicinal effect." Bian Que followed Bian Qian out while thinking, and when Bian Qian got out of the way, he continued to walk forward, and finally hit his head in front of the counter.
When Zhang Sen saw this scene, his heart suddenly became a little furious, this old man's version of Bian Que is really good?
The image of Bian Que in different worlds is not the same, this old man's version of Bian Que is short and fat, just like the big sweet potato in the old master in the comics, but it is older and has thicker hair.
It's not good.
"Ahem, you're the one who got sick?" Old Bian Que finally came out of his own world, got up and looked at Zhang Sen, coughed and asked.
That's an awkward statement......
Zhang Sen complained silently in his heart, but still nodded and said, "Yes, I just came to see a doctor." ”
"From your face, it doesn't look like you're sick, let me take a pulse." Bian Que stepped forward and sat on Zhang Sen's left hand side and spoke.
Zhang Sen immediately stretched out his hand, Bian Que took the pulse for a moment, frowned, and said, "Your pulse is no problem, let me look at the tongue." ”
"Slightly ......" Zhang Sen stuck out his tongue.
Bian Que frowned, and finally couldn't help pinching Zhang Sen's tongue with his hand to observe it carefully, and then let go and asked, "Are you sure you are really sick?" ”
"It's sick." Zhang Sen nodded, but he always felt a little uncomfortable saying this.
Bian Que thought for a while and said, "Tell me about your symptoms carefully." ”
"I always feel sick, I don't have a cold but I always sneeze, and I have a fever several times, and I have a cough, chest tightness, and I want to vomit ......," Zhang Sen said very seriously.
Bian Qian listened, looked at Zhang Sen, and said suspiciously: "You shouldn't be pregnant, right?" ”
"Go aside." Bian Que scolded.
Bian Qian pursed his lips, and then returned to the beauty couch to read.
In fact, there is a subspecies of human beings named 'Fan Tai people', the men in this race are responsible for pregnancy, and the women have Mi Qingzi inside, so the men don't shoot out, but suck in, and that thing is more like a straw......
That's why Bian Qian asked.
The reason why Bian Que scolded was because by taking the pulse, he knew that Zhang Sen was a pure master, and this problem could not exist at all.
"Mental illness, I'm not very good at that." Bian Que probably knew about Zhang Sen's problem, and said with a frown.
Without waiting for Zhang Sen to speak, he continued: "But I have a secret recipe for treating mental illness, which may or may not be curable, do you want to try it?" ”
"Can you tell me about the treatment?" Zhang Sen was not very sure about Lao Bian Que's ability, so he thought about it and asked.
Bian Que nodded and said: "Mental illness is often the existence of a specific mental state, I have a recipe called Forget Worry Soup, after drinking it, you will forget everything, and then there is a recipe called Qianchensan, which can make you think of everything again, just like that or something." ”
"Computer reinstallation." Bian Qian said at this time.
Zhang Sen listened, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I don't want to lose any memories." ”
"Okay, the consultation fee is 2000, please go to the counter and pay it." Bian Que nodded, got up and said, and turned around to leave after speaking.
Zhang Sen's eyes widened suddenly, and he said, "This is all two thousand?" ”
"The consultation fee, the treatment or not the treatment are two thousand, the rules." Bian Qian said with a smile at this time.
Zhang Sen looked at the two of them speechlessly, and suddenly had a feeling of entering a black shop, this Bian Que should not be a quack doctor at all, but just deceiving in the name of Bian Que.
It's a pity that even if he is unwilling, he still has to pay obediently, after all, he did consult, and if he didn't call the police, he would go to the detention center.
Zhang Sen came out of the medical hall, looked at the blue sky, and finally sighed helplessly, it was really better to ask for others than for yourself, and you had to find a way to be more reliable.
Go home and make magical power-ups!
Zhang Sen let out a loud sneeze, and then decisively decided.