[021] Tao Ze is pregnant!?

The words were divided into two ends, Zhang Sen returned to the Kingdom of God to continue to transform the overlord, and Tao Ze came to the place where the flash was found.

He looked at the golden metal bulging from the ground, his eyes were gradually illuminated by the light of the metal, his sense of smell seemed to be enhanced to a certain extent, and he could clearly feel that there was a strange smell in the metal.

"Good baby, let me see what the hell it is!"

He was interested, and immediately crouched down and dug up, gradually digging out the whole piece of metal.

It is an irregularly shaped piece of metal that, while it looks like gold, is much harder than gold, and even harder than most alloys.

"Take it back and show the Boss."

He picked up the metal with great difficulty, and immediately ran towards Zhang Sen's wooden house.

But halfway through, he was stopped by three ghosts.

The so-called ghosts are actually the ghosts and monsters born naturally in the Huangquan Kingdom, unlike the soul, these naturally born ghosts can survive in the Huangquan Kingdom, and at the same time they can survive in the human world, they have the ability to interfere with matter.

"Where did the wild monster come from, hurry up and put down that piece of ghost gold." A malevolent-looking creature shouted.

Tao Ze obediently put down the metal and asked curiously, "This green-faced fanged brother, do you know what this metal is?" ”

"Less nonsense, put down your things and get out of here!" The ghost creature immediately shouted.

Tao Ze muttered, but felt that he might not be the opponent of these three ghosts, and finally turned around obediently and left.

"Wait a minute, turn around!" When Tao Ze had not taken two steps, suddenly one of the tall and thin ghosts spoke.

Tao Ze turned around and said, "Is there something wrong with this bamboo pole brother?" ”

"What the hell are you, a bastard from the human world?" The tall and thin ghost creature squinted at Tao Ze, and then said gloomily.

In fact, as the lord of the Huangquan Kingdom, Huang Quanjin's will will greatly affect the will of the ghosts born in the Yellow Springs country, so once the ghosts find creatures from the human world, they will definitely attack, and there are often ghosts wandering near the passage into the Yellow Spring Country, and they will attack mercilessly when they encounter the living.

Tao Ze has not been in contact with creatures in the outside world for too long, and his perception of hostility towards creatures is very slow, and after listening to the words of the tall and thin ghost, he said with a smile: "Brother Bamboo Pole is right, I am indeed from the world, this place is too desolate, I am waiting for my eldest brother to take me back to a crowded place." ”

"Sure enough, it's a bastard from the world, guys!" The tall and thin waved and immediately yelled.

The other two ghosts also erupted at once, and they all took out their respective weapons and rushed towards Tao Ze.

Tao Ze finally understood that he was being regarded as an enemy, but what else could he do, he could only run away quickly.

It's a pity that the road to Zhang Sen's wooden house is in the direction where the ghost is located, so he can only run in the opposite direction now.

"Boss, help, kill someone."

Tao Ze shouted loudly while running, but unfortunately he was tantamount to death by doing so, and the ghosts who heard his voice around looked over, and then found that Tao Ze was followed by ghosts, and immediately reacted, and they all picked up weapons to join the chasing army.

Suddenly, Tao Ze felt a huge pain in his buttocks, and when he looked back, a strange ghost was biting his ass, and there was a dwarf-like body dragging behind his long neck.

"Loose, loose, loose......"

He slammed his fist at the monster's forehead as he ran, but the creature had no intention of letting go, instead biting harder at his attack, and he turned around and continued to run.

At this time, a ghost thing's eyes suddenly lit up, and he pounced on the body of the ghost thing that bit Tao Ze's buttocks, and let Tao Ze drag it away.

When the other ghosts saw this scene, they followed suit, and the ghost suddenly had a small mountain hanging on its body.

Tao Ze ran hard, feeling more and more wrong, looking back at his eyes were glaring, now he was like dragging a hill and running wildly, no wonder he was running so hard.

But then he found that the face of the ghost thing that bit his ass had turned purple, and its body was pressed under so many ghost things, if it wasn't for the strong hatred that supported it, it would have loosened its mouth by now.

"My fork!"

Tao Ze sneered, and immediately inserted his fingers on the nostrils of the ghost thing, and the ghost thing's eyes suddenly widened, and finally couldn't help but open his mouth and gasp.

"I'll run!"

Tao Ze quickly turned around and ran, and retreated.

He ran for about ten minutes, and he was relieved after making sure that the ghost thing did not follow him again, and he didn't dare to go back, thinking that Zhang Sen would definitely be able to find him anyway, so he continued to walk along the passage.

The passage was dim and narrow, there were no creatures along the way, it was silent and desolate, and as he walked, he began to feel weak, and as he walked, he always felt as if something was lying on his shoulder, but he did not dare to look at it, so he had to slowly change from fast walking to fast running.

Run, run, run.

Suddenly, his eyes were stung by a strong white light, and he couldn't help but squint.

After his eyes adjusted to the bright light, he opened his eyes and looked around, the place was still desolate, but farther away was green mountains and green waters, birds and flowers.

He looked back into the passage, and saw an old woman grinning at him, then turned and slowly disappeared into the darkness......

"It's safe!"

I don't know why, he was deflated in vain, and sat on the ground with a deep sigh of relief.

The experience just now was too terrifying, and he didn't want to do it again, so he honestly waited for Zhang Sen to come to his rescue.

He was thinking about it, but his stomach made a long gurgling sound, and a feeling of hunger suddenly rushed from his stomach to his head, so hungry!!

At this time, his nose moved, and he followed the smell to look not far away, where there was a peach tree.

The peach tree is also strange, it is clear that the branches are luxuriant, but the whole tree has only one peach.

But now Tao Ze can't care so much, he is so hungry that he immediately got up and ran to the peach tree, jumped up and picked the big peach neatly.

The peach was about the size of a basketball and had an enticing aroma, and he drooled just by smelling it, and finally opened his mouth and ate it in a big gulp.

The flesh gradually emptied, because there was meat attached to the peach pit, he simply stuffed the peach pit into his mouth and slowly took it, but he felt wrong with it, the peach pit was like a candy and the smaller and smaller, and finally he wanted to spit it out, but the peach pit had completely melted in his mouth.

What's going on, isn't this peach an ordinary peach, but a peach?

He didn't think in a bad direction at all, but he was always happy in his heart, thinking that if it was really a peach, then wouldn't he become an immortal?

But he hadn't been happy for long, when he suddenly felt something wrong with his stomach.

He touched his belly and felt that his belly seemed to be a little bigger, and he couldn't help but touch it again, it seemed to be a little bigger.

Groov!

His heart jumped violently, and he slowly looked down at his belly, and sure enough, his belly was a lot bigger, and now it looked like a small beer belly.

"Mom, this world is so weird, I want to go home!"

Tao Ze suddenly cried and sat on the ground, and couldn't help but scream.

But no matter how much he cried, his belly still grew little by little, and he could feel that a small life had formed in his belly.

"No, I should think about the good thing, I have a baby."

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"Sure enough, the concubine can't do it, oh my God, what the hell is this?"

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"I don't know if it's a man or a woman, if the man is called Tao Qi, the woman is called Tao Tao... Ahh What was I thinking......"

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"Could it be that this tree is the source of the river in the daughter country, and if you eat peaches, you will get pregnant?"

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"What's wrong with me, I'm not afraid of death, what's so terrible about having a child, it's not that I haven't heard of a man giving birth to a child, calm, calm."

At this time, Tao Ze completely fell into a cranky situation, and felt that the sky had fallen for a while, and for a while he felt that it was not a big deal, but his belly was still getting bigger, and he was almost like an ordinary pregnant woman.

"Hey, isn't this a husky? What are you doing here? The voice of the Yellow Emperor came from the side at this time.

Tao Ze suddenly heard the sound of heaven, he looked back, and saw the Yellow Emperor hanging on the peach tree, looking at him.

He immediately threw himself on the Yellow Emperor's lap and hugged him, shouting: "Senior, something is wrong, I seem to be pregnant, could it be your child?" ”

"You're thinking too much." The Yellow Emperor was almost flashed by Tao Ze's strange thinking, and finally hurriedly cleared up the relationship.

Tao Ze looked at his round belly, looked at the Yellow Emperor pitifully, and said, "That senior, what should I do now?" You don't really want me to be born, I'm a gentleman, a pure man, how can I have a child by myself, and if I want to have a child, I should find a beautiful young lady to create talents together! ”

"Don't worry, in fact, it's not a big deal for a man to have a child, you are the 195.8 billion man I have ever seen to have a child, think about it, there are only so many people on the earth, and together they are not as good as the men I have seen give birth, so in fact, it is normal for men to have children, you should not reject your child, you should love him and keep an eye on him!" The Yellow Emperor comforted at this time.

Tao Ze looked at the Yellow Emperor with blank eyes and asked, "Senior, are you telling the truth?" ”

"Of course, I can swear by my balls!" A holy light seemed to appear behind the Yellow Emperor's head, and he looked at Tao Ze and said.

Tao Ze really believed it, he looked down at his belly, and said with maternal love: "That senior, when will I be able to give birth to my child?" ”

"It's about three months, after all, this kid is not ordinary." The Yellow Emperor replied.

Tao Ze nodded and said: "Thank you seniors for your enlightenment, I will give birth to him well and treat him well, because he is my only child." ”

"The son can be taught, now let's go back!" The Yellow Emperor looked pleased, and after speaking, the surrounding picture changed suddenly, and they returned to the wooden house.

Tao Ze bowed slightly to the Yellow Emperor, and then ran into the wooden house happily and shouted loudly: "Big brother, we have children!!! ”

"Sure enough, it's a stupid husky."

The Yellow Emperor hung from the tree and said with a smile, his body constantly swaying from side to side with the wind.

Countless times ago, he also had such stupid friends, but unfortunately time can always change everything, and the stupid man has grown into a cunning hero, and everything can never go back.