Isn't it a strange thing, Li Longji can be regarded as well-informed, and he has heard a lot of strange things, but he has never heard of the point where he actually asked Mo Bao to ask for it. Is it a collection of strange goods? Or is it deliberately acting in such a way as to be in the limelight? Or even really love words like life?

Although Li Longji guessed, he didn't have any ideas, but in the next few days, when he was free to inquire, he could hear which official of the DPRK and China had blocked the way, and asked to leave ink treasures, calligraphy and paintings, and it was best to stamp a seal.

Until Zhang Shuo, who was the prime minister, blocked the road, Li Longji couldn't sit still, curious, too curious, who is this, the prime minister's road dares to block? Moreover, the matter of Zhou Shaoyu is now widely spread, and Zhang Shuo has also heard about it, except for the beginning, there has never been a refusal of anyone.

Zhang said that although he is in a high position, he still wants a reputation, and it is not impossible to refuse, but it is not good if he is considered to be high. However, the prime minister, there are many government affairs, and he has to organize and lead the newly built Lizheng Academy to write books and say, how can he have so much time to write a special word, and directly took Zhou Shaoyu back to his home and sent a few former calligraphy and paintings.

Well, in this way, Zhou Shaoyu has become more famous, and he has won the title of an ink idiot. So Li Longji waved his hand, wanting to meet this strange person.

"What? What do you say? Plum...... cough cough cough ...... The emperor wants to see me? Zhou Shaoyu looked at the little yellow door in front of him, his face was surprised, and he almost called Li Longji's name.

To be honest, the last thing Zhou Shaoyu wants to see is the emperor, no matter how famous this emperor is. Without him, I don't want to kneel, although it is not very popular to kneel now, but he is a grass person, and he is not a high-ranking official.

As for the reason why Li Longji wants to see him, it is very simple, Zhou Shaoyu is not a fool, he has done nothing more than a famous thing in Datang, that is, blocking the road everywhere to ask for Mobao, but he never thought that it would be passed on to Li Longji, and he is still very interested.

Along the way, Xiao Huangmen was carefully explaining some rules and precautions, and Zhou Shaoyu agreed to it on the surface, but he did have other ideas in his heart.

Meeting with Li Longji was beyond Zhou Shaoyu's expectations, but what he didn't expect was that the meeting between the two would be so embarrassing, as soon as he entered the house, Zhou Shaoyu didn't have time to speak, he heard two pops, Li Longji farted!

Zhou Shaoyu was a little dumbfounded, Li Longji was very embarrassed, and just wanted to open his mouth to blame the palace maid next to him, but he heard Zhou Shaoyu shouting: "The emperor is the son of heaven, the reincarnation of the true dragon, this is the rise of the dragon's energy, the four seas are peaceful, the world is auspicious, Your Majesty Wencheng Wude, thousands of generations, unify the country, I am fortunate to be prosperous in the Tang Dynasty, and all the people in the world are prosperous!" ”

Hiss...... Li Longji gasped when he heard this, and then, cough cough, he stinked.

However, the fart is so peaking, beautiful and refined, I really haven't seen it, it's just a fart, and it is actually said that it has become the blessing of all the people in the world, Li Longji is a little dumbfounded, Li Longji is still like this, the eunuchs and palace maids of the Yellow Gate who are the most flattering are simply completely stunned, this is, the model of my generation!

After such a disturbance, Zhou Shaoyu simply thought that he had forgotten to kneel down, rubbed his palms and said, "Your Majesty, can you give a painting of Mobao to the people of the mountains and wilderness?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Li Longji couldn't help but wonder, if he was as bold as the rumors, even my Mobao dared to ask for it? But for the sake of the sycophant just now...... Ahem, for the sake of the truth, it's accurate!

Facts have proved that even if Li Longji is still young now, he is still in a period of hard work, but he is slowly a little greedy for pleasure, which can be seen from the slow expansion of Xingqing Palace. In short, he was photographed very coolly, indicating that he was in a good mood.

Zhou Shaoyu is also very happy, Li Longji's ink treasure, this guy is also one of the few people among all emperors who can be called a calligrapher. Give it to Li Qingzhao, and you will definitely be happy. As for Princess Yongmu, Zhou Shaoyu had already forgotten which corner she had fallen into.

"Okay, Your Majesty's handwriting is so good, the clouds are flowing water, the pen walks the dragon and the snake, the dragon flies and the phoenix dances, the wood is three points, the wonderful pen is shining, extraordinary, the pen is wonderful, and the ups and downs are beautiful......" Zhou Shaoyu was embarrassed for a while, if he could get a few more words, it would be great.

"Ahem, it's okay." Li Longji was a little embarrassed, he could see that this guy likes to beg Mobao for a fake, but he is also shameless.

After writing a word, it was put aside to dry the ink, and then it was time to wait for Zhou Shaoyu to be rewarded, but Zhou Shaoyu turned a blind eye and stared at the seal that Li Longji put on the table. This is really, insatiable, that seal can be stamped casually? But those eyes, why do you feel so?

"It's all right to put a seal, but tell me about it...... Ahem, how is the dragon qi related to all the people? If you say it well, I have another reward, and if you say it badly, hum. "Li Longji decided to take control of the initiative, can't this guy give whatever he wants

Zhou Shaoyu's eyes widened, and he said in his heart, you are really embarrassed to ask! Don't you just want to listen to sycophants, if you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury me. So he replied: "This country is Your Majesty's country." This world is His Majesty's world. These people are also the people of Your Majesty. ”

"Your Majesty is in the palm of the world, the day is full of opportunities, the dragon body is the most important, and the dragon qi is to eliminate the turbidity produced by the five internal organs in the body through the Lu Gate, and it cannot be discharged, which means that the body is sick, Your Majesty is the people of the world, if you are sick, how to lead the people to live a good life? Therefore, Your Majesty's emission of dragon gas shows that the dragon body is healthy, which is really a blessing for all the people in the world! ”

Li Longji was stunned when he heard this, good guy, the co-authorship is just a release, cough cough, dragon qi, it is already a matter of the well-being of the world? Li Longji was very complacent when he heard it, what does this mean, it shows that anyone in the world can leave him, but he can't leave him, it's very good, it's very good, I feel like I'm about to float, and at this moment I even have the urge to directly seal this guy as a petty official and let him accompany him.

"Ahem, just talk about it here, don't go out to preach it." Li Longji coughed lightly, it's true that he likes to listen to it, but he also needs to be embarrassed, if this is spread out, it is not a joke.

"Understand, understand, this is Your Majesty is too modest to publicize it, you look at this seal ......" Zhou Shaoyu immediately hit the snake with a stick.

That's right! It's just modesty and doesn't like to preach! Li Longji liked this excuse very much, and felt that he had a lot of face in front of Zhou Shaoyu, and with a 'snap', a jade seal was directly stamped.

Yo Xi, Zhou Shaoyu is so happy, he can't put it down, this gift is very precious, Li Qingzhao must like it. On the other side, Li Longji took a look, Zhou Shaoyu's attitude was really using his pen and ink as a treasure, very good, very good, and his vanity was great.