Chapter 385: Human Affection is Warm and Cold! (5/5)
Fang Tian's halberd was very sharp, the cold light was shining, and the Jade Emperor was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat.
"Yang Jian, if you have something to say, after all, I'm still an uncle!"
The Jade Emperor trembled with fright.
"To let or not to let you, one last question for you!"
Yang Jian said proudly, "Now the Three Realms are already the world of the Taishang Laojun, the Buddhist family will be destroyed sooner or later, Taoism is the way of heaven, and those who dare to disobey the old monarch will be killed!" ”
"I let go, I give way!"
As if he had lost his soul, the Jade Emperor nodded, stumbled out of his seat, and walked to the back.
"Good, good!"
Yang Jianle went crazy, ran to the seat and sat down, and the ministers on both sides lowered their heads and didn't dare to speak.
"As long as you listen to me and Taishang Laojun, I promise that there will be nothing in the future!"
Yang Jianmei said.
Zhen Yuanzi commanded his strength, and finally made a splash in the heavenly court!
"Zhenyuan Daxian is good, I still need to say a few nice words in front of Lao Jun in the future!"
Some of the immortals who saw the wind and made the rudder immediately had a relationship with Zhen Yuanzi.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, it's all trivial!"
Zhen Yuanzi enjoyed this feeling very much, maybe he was bullied too badly before, and suddenly changed his identity, his face was full of unnaturalness.
"Brother, what are you doing?"
When Yang Yu heard that the Lingxiao Treasure Hall had taken the Jade Emperor hostage to abdicate, he immediately rushed over.
"Oh, it turned out to be Xiao Yu, and now your brother is the Jade Emperor!"
Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, "In the future, no matter what happens in Heavenly Court, as long as your brother says a word, it can be solved!" ”
"Brother, what's so good about being the Jade Emperor, my uncle's face turned blue with anger just now, and my aunt is still crying secretly in the back!"
Yang Yu was a little unbearable.
"When the husband acts, he will act vigorously and resolutely, and he will not avoid relatives, if they have the ability, I will be happy to promote them!"
Yang Jian has a lot of shelves now.
"Cousin, are you the Jade Emperor?"
When Xiao Qi heard this, he also ran out.
"Haha, that's the case, Xiao Qi, you can't call the seventh princess in the future, you have to call your real name Green Calyx, because your father is no longer the Jade Emperor, I am!"
Yang Jian said with a faint smile.
"It's just a mess, you do this, does the Buddha agree, does Guanyin agree?"
Xiao Qi was displeased.
"The Buddha has passed away, Guanyin is now doing things for Lao Jun, by the way, and Tang Seng who found the soul liquid for you last time, he has been killed by Lao Jun!"
Yang Jian said truthfully, knowing that his younger brother Yang Yu was interested in Xiao Qi, and Xiao Qi never forgot to be in love with Tang Seng.
Now it's okay, as soon as Tang Seng dies, his younger brother is justifiably with Xiao Qi.
"Impossible, Brother Sanzang won't die!"
Xiao Qi shook his head.
"It's still wrong to die, I saw with my own eyes that I was smashed into a piece of tissue paper by Lao Jun with a golden hoop stick, and burned into powder with Samadhi real fire, and there was not even ashes left!"
"No, Sanzang brother Jiren has his own natural appearance, and he will definitely be fine!"
Little Nanamu replied.
"Whatever you think, I'm happy today, in order to celebrate my appointment as the Jade Emperor, I must set up a banquet to celebrate, and all the fine wines and the like in the heavenly court will be brought out!"
Yang Jian relied on force to bring most people to their knees.
Soon, the heavenly court was a lively scene, jubilant.
……
Guanghan Palace.
The Jade Emperor came secretly and lingered at the gate, not knowing whether to go in or not.
In the end, I climbed the wall and entered.
Knock knock!
Squeak!
When she opened the door, Chang'e saw that it was the Jade Emperor.
"Jade Emperor, why do you have time to come here, I heard that the Heavenly Court has been in chaos recently!"
Chang'e leaned forward and hugged the Jade Emperor from behind, "I haven't come for a long time, I thought I forgot about people!" ”
"Uh......, that ......"
The Jade Emperor is a little unspeakable, and now he is no longer the Jade Emperor.
"What's the matter, you just say it, what are you still hiding between us!"
Chang'e laughed and punched the Jade Emperor in the heart with her small fist.
"Just now, Yang Jian forced me to abdicate, and now he is the Jade Emperor!"
"What are you kidding, in order not to let me be the queen mother, you won't lie to me like this, right?"
Chang'e didn't believe it, and thought it was a joke.
"What I said is true, Yang Jian has changed, he will definitely target me in the future, I come to you now, I want to ask, are you willing to elope with me?"
The Jade Emperor said anxiously, "Go to a place that no one else will ever find, for a lifetime!" ”
"What you said is true?"
"Of course it's true, for the rest of your life, never separated!"
"Ahem, what I'm saying is that you are not the Jade Emperor, is this true?"
Chang'e's cold eyes flickered, as if she was thinking about something.
"In this case, I'll go out and check first, if anyone is coming!"
"Okay, we elope, we can't let the third person know!"
The Jade Emperor nodded, rejoicing in his heart that he saw the truth in adversity, but he didn't expect that at this time, Chang'e would still not give up.
After a while, there was the sound of hurried footsteps outside.
Boom!
The door to the room was kicked open, and a group of heavenly soldiers broke in.
"It's him, he teased me just now, and he has to strip people's clothes, woo woo......"
The person who took the lead was none other than Chang'e.
"Fairy Chang'e, you?"
The Jade Emperor was stunned.
"What are you, as soon as you come in, you will move your hands and feet, saying that you are not the Jade Emperor, you can put down the shelf, and you will not affect your image if you do nothing, I didn't expect that you are this kind of person!"
Chang'e said indignantly.
"Please, come with us!"
The heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals are fierce and vicious.
"I am the Jade Emperor!"
Habitually shouting this sentence, the Jade Emperor quickly regretted it, he was no longer it.
"Hmph, now we only recognize Emperor Yang Jian, the Jade Emperor has long been history!"
"Alas......"
The Jade Emperor sighed deeply and left helplessly.
In the end, after some persuasion by the queen mother, Yang Jian released him.
Yang Jian is majestic, sitting on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, cool and crooked!
"The Great!"
After Yang Jian retreated, Chang'e appeared in Yang Jian's bedroom.
"It turned out to be Fairy Chang'e, I don't know what to do with finding a widow?"
Yang Jian followed the Jade Emperor's example and pretended to be posturing.
"Didn't you notice that the clothes people wear today look good?"
"Oh?"
Yang Jian took a closer look at it, Chang'e was dressed in a hollow outfit, and the scenery inside was clearly visible, especially the two proud snow peaks, which were easy to make people think about it.
"Emperor, the government is so hard, let the slave family serve you!"
"Ha, yes, yes!"
Yang Jian is also a young man with strong blood, there is no marriage match, and it is inevitable that he will be moved when he sees such a beauty.
The curtain was opened, and soon, the two rolled together.
……
Qiankun Mountain.
It is full of black gas, belongs to the forbidden area of the Three Realms, and there is no sunlight.
Dressed in a white dress, with fluttering clothes, out of the dust, flying over Qiankun Mountain on the lotus platform.
"Tang Sanzang, I'm coming to see you!"
Guanyin flew down slowly, carrying a small bamboo basket in his hand, which contained offerings.
After mortals die, they can be reincarnated, and the immortal's soul is broken, and they can only never be reborn!
"Tang Seng, I know you like to drink wine and eat meat, I'll give you some today!"
Guanyin put a few plates of meat and vegetables and a large jar of spirits on the ground.
"Actually, I know that you like beautiful women!"
Guanyin took down a paper beauty from the lotus seat and prepared to burn it.
"No, you are a monk, how can you be accompanied by a woman!"
Guanyin chattered in his mouth, and with a wave of his hand, the paper figure quickly turned into powder.
"You are a monk when you are alive, and you are a monk when you die, you must not break your vows!"
It's obvious jealousy.
(End of chapter)