Chapter 126: Trick (II)
If you beat the official's family, if you change someone casually, Master Li won't believe it, but if it is Zhou Shaoyu, with these days of contact and understanding, it will be difficult to say, God knows if he will really do it.
In fact, this question, if you really think about it carefully, you will know that even if Zhou Shaoyu is beaten, he will not be beaten to any extent, Zhou Shaoyu is an outsider, but in the end he married a daughter-in-law here, and it is still two, he himself does not care, but if it involves the Li family and the Wan family.
So the possibility of beating him is very small, but now that Master Li is frightened suddenly, how can he think so much for a while, especially Zhou Shaoyu is explaining with great interest at this moment.
"As we all know, in traditional Chinese medicine, there are massage and scraping, etc., all of which regulate the body from the outside. Its principle is nothing more than stimulating the acupuncture points and improving the five elements of the body. Zhou Shaoyu was foolish. Let me ask you, is it comfortable to be hammered on the back with the right force? ”
"Reasonable!" Zhao Ji didn't think there was anything wrong, was it like this. "Doesn't it mean that with the right beating method, you can keep your face ageless and youthful forever?"
"Clever!" Zhou Shaoyu boasted. "But this is only the initial stage, and I have drifting boxing, which is such a set of boxing techniques, and the advanced ones are indeed a bit terrifying."
"Oh? How? Zhao Ji listened to it fresh and interested.
"Like the maid." Zhou Shaoyu stretched out his hand and pointed to a round-faced maid. "In your opinion, is there any way to make his face thin, his skin firm, his nose firm, and his chin sharpened?"
"Huh? I think this woman is born like this, it is not caused by obesity, the way to lose weight is definitely not good, and the skin, nose and chin, even more clueless, in the ignorance, really can't think of any way. Zhao Ji turned his head and looked at it, shook his head, and said.
"In fact, it is also very simple, it is to lift the skin, pad the nose, and shave the bones! After a transformation, she will become a peerless beauty! Zhou Shaoyu's words were amazing.
Well, this thing is not new at all for future generations, who doesn't know about a plastic surgery? It's nothing more than a question of whether you can accept it or not, and whether you can do it or not.
But now, it's a bit appalling and too terrifying, especially in this era of human hair and skin parents, this method is really unacceptable. Didn't you see Master Li shuddering?
Well, in fact, Master Li was frightened, not because of the exaggeration she said, she was suspicious in her heart, after hearing this, she subconsciously thought, isn't it enough to beat up, but something more terrifying?
"What is the specific explanation for this?" Who said that just by listening to the name, he knew that it was definitely not simple, and most people couldn't accept it, Shan Zhao Ji still couldn't help but ask curiously.
really let Zhou Shaoyu be specific, he really can't say anything, he is not a plastic surgeon, but this is not no one understands, just flickering, how bloody it is. And it is also a combination of medical skills and Taoism.
However, Zhou Shaoyu is really afraid that Zhao Ji will have some thoughts when he hears it, and then let those imperial doctors study it, if this is the case, it will not be beautiful, after all, in ancient times, how can there be any human rights, Zhao Ji really wants to study, I am afraid that no one will be able to stop it, and there will be innocent people who will die at that time.
"It's a pity, I only know a little about this, especially if it must be equipped with the master's elixir, otherwise it will not be successful, but I don't know where his old man is now." In the end, Zhou Shaoyu said regretfully.
Master Li on the side finally exhaled, and it seemed that Zhou Shaoyu was only ready to beat people. Huh? No, it's not okay to beat it, it's an official, it's the emperor, can you beat it casually!
Sure enough, I heard Zhou Shaoyu continue: "Now I will only return my drifting fist at the most basic level, but the consumption of this fist method is also very large, with my current ability, I can only use it once in a few years, and the effect is estimated to remain unchanged for two or three years." ”
Master Li is about to cry, it's uncomfortable for you not to beat the emperor.
Li Qingzhao also felt a little crying and laughing, his own Langjun sometimes has no score, and there is no way to hold it, but who will let it be his husband.
"Senior sister, you better hurry up and agree, otherwise you will be really beaten in a while, and the matter will be big." Li Qingzhao took the opportunity to persuade again.
"I ...... I ......, "Master Li is so aggrieved, it's too sudden, and even if you have to leave, you have to leave some time for yourself to pack up your things."
"But what do you want to take with you?" Seeing that Master Li was even more hesitant, Li Qingzhao didn't mention whether he would agree or not, and directly skipped and asked what he wanted to take with him.
Master Li thought about it, and suddenly felt even more sad, because she realized that if she really wanted to leave, it seemed that there was nothing to bring except some silver taels, nothing particularly precious, and even nothing that she liked very much, at most, that guqin still liked a little.
Thinking that he was helpless, he didn't even need to say goodbye to anyone, and suddenly felt that it was meaningless for him to stay.
In other words, if you leave, it is not known whether you will regret it in the future, but if you stay, you will definitely regret it in the future, because there is nothing to look forward to in the future here, no matter how popular it is, there are countless miserable famous prostitutes in the end, not to mention that she has an emperor here.
Maybe it's just for yourself not to regret it in the future. So gritting his teeth, Master Li nodded.
At the same time, Li Qingzhao made an OK gesture that Zhou Shaoyu taught her. Zhou Shaoyu took a look, and for the sake of insurance, he confirmed with the system, Yo Xi, the general trend has been decided.
"Oh, Zhao Langjun, it looks like I have to leave." Zhou Shaoyu suddenly said with a smile.
Zhao Ji was stunned for a moment, aren't you still talking about this thing about returning me to drifting boxing, why is he about to leave suddenly, it's too sudden.
"I just received a message from my family teacher, saying that he has prepared a thousand-mile teleportation formation, let me go over immediately, that's fine, when I return from my studies, I will talk about this ageless thing." Zhou Shaoyu said with a mouth full of nonsense.
Compared with the agelessness of appearance, Qianli Transmission has something to transmit, which is more shocking and attractive.
First of all, Zhao Ji is a believer, and he is also a very trustworthy kind, although he will not be gullible before he sees anything, it does not prevent him from being curious, and this guy is also a fun-loving person, after hearing these two words, he instantly salivated.
No matter how he plays, he is just playing in Ouchi and Bianliang City, but if he wants to go farther, the resistance is not too big. But if you can teleport thousands of miles, doesn't that mean you can go anywhere you want? And you can go back on the same day, plus a thousand miles of voice, good guy, doesn't that mean, if there is any emergency, it won't be delayed.
As for what looks not old, he is still young, he is not in a hurry at all, and he does not have that need.
However, before he could speak, he was stunned by what was next. Beaten! That's right, really beaten! Suddenly a punch in the face, although it was certainly not full force, it was not very painful, but it was enough to make people uncomfortable.
The main thing is that someone dares to beat him! He's Zhao Ji! It's the Emperor! It's so daring! The incident happened suddenly, causing everyone present to be stunned on the spot, and they didn't expect that Zhou Shaoyu, who was still chattering about all kinds of unbelievable things at the last moment, would actually do it!
"Well, this record can last me for a while, so that I don't have to come back after a long time, oh, by the way, to avoid trouble, it's better to leave a token." Zhou Shaoyu hurriedly finished speaking, and unceremoniously ripped off the jade plate engraved with dragon patterns on Zhao Ji's waist.
After thinking about it, he snatched the folding fan from Zhao Ji's hand, this fan was Zhao Ji's own inscription drawn by himself, and there was a seal on it, Zhou Shaoyu had already wanted it.
"Today's events must be kept secret!" Zhou Shaoyu just finished speaking with a smile, and someone over there finally reacted.
"Bold! Take! Catch the assassins! ”
Say sorry.,The troubles of the past few days.,The impact has been updated.。。。
(End of chapter)