Chapter 333: I Can't Make It Up (Three Changes)
An ignorant anchor.
"I see a lot of people playing the game "Digging for Ascension", and I will play it too, I don't know if it's fun or not."
"Looks quite mentally retarded."
"This person can't be a handicapped, right? He has no legs. β
"Oh my God, is this all about it?"
"I'm going to go up this tree now, right? I felt as if I couldn't go up, and I thought for a moment that I should bounce myself up. β
βF**KοΌ NOοΌ There's something wrong with this game, right? β
"Why can't I even get past this tree?"
"I kind of understand the streamers who are driven crazy now."
"What's this trick, Counter Storm?"
"Is this game really all metaphysics, okay? There are no tricks to speak of, and there is a complete disregard for any physical rules! β
"Who's going to help me press Newton's coffin board?"
βOHοΌ NICEοΌ I'm here for this tree! β
"Huh? Why are you all saying welcome home? Why is this the beginning and end of the game? What do you mean? β
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A certain dumping anchor.
"Let's go! Walk! β
"Hey, my mouse can't work, there's a problem with the sensitivity of the mouse!"
"Wait a minute, you wait a minute! Walk! Walk! Walk! ΓNβ
Although he kept shouting away, the bald muscular man still kept standing still.
"Ah!!h
"Almost, almost, don't worry, I'm shouting a little hot, my hand is cramping, this mouse is not good."
"Okay, this time."
"You said that you're disabled, and you're not disabled, aren't you messing with me here? Play with me, isn't it? If it weren't for my bad mouse, I would have pumped you a long time ago! β
"Let's go! Walk! Walk! ΓNβ
"Okay, one, two, three, let's go!"
"Hey! Don't drop!! Don't drop!! Nima !! β
(Silent silence.) οΌ
"The mouse pad is a bit narrow, wait a minute I'll move the position, I'll take the keyboard off the side and bring the mouse over here."
"Don't worry, I'll be able to prove myself if I move my position."
"Let's go! Walk! Walk! ΓNβ
The barrage is almost crazy with laughter.
"Hahaha, the anchor is playing a voice-activated game, you can't roar, okay?"
"That's how the weapon master's Counter Storm was practiced back then."
"The output is all by roaring?"
"Another crazy one, hahahahahaha!"
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A certain step by step is a camp-type anchor.
"Okay, so we've come to this critical position, based on our years of experience in single-player games, what is the most powerful way to play this kind of game? That's right, it's S/L Dafa! β
"There is no single-player game that you can't get by using S/L Dafa, you must keep this in mind."
"That's right, I'm going to use S/L Dafa now, hey, don't call me cowardly, it's a kind of game wisdom, okay? Hey, that's a reckless man who slams his head up, am I like a reckless man? Not at all. β
"Hey, I'm a smart anchor, so let's save the file at this time."
"Wait a minute, I'll look for the save button."
"Don't worry, wait a minute."
"Huh? What about the game's save button? β
"How do you save this game?"
"What about the archive? Does any sailor know? β
"Auto-archived?"
"Can't be archived?"
"Can't archive ?!!!"
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A commanding anchor.
"Cripple, you believe me, I'll count one, two, three, let's jump together, and then you grab the bucket on the top, don't worry, don't worry, you wait for me."
"You catch, let's not jump too high, trust me, give me your hand."
"Ready, three, two, one, jump!"
"Huh? Are you the are you ...... you"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought you fell, I shouldn't have scolded you, I'm sorry, let's continue."
"Slowly, slowly, don't step on that bottle, be careful! Don't slip! β
"OK, OK, you stand firm first, I'm OK, you stand firm first. You stand firm!! β
"You stand firm, I'll let go."
"Don't worry, listen to my command, let's go here first, yes, hook, hey, really obedient. It's a bit difficult to get this down there, listen to me, hook ...... first."
The barrage is already complaining like crazy.
"Hahahaha, why do you keep communicating with him, it's really worthy of being a conductor, even a game character can command?"
"Say it as if he's going to listen to you23333"
"Another crazy one, carry it away, carry it away."
"What should I do if I feel that the beds in the psychiatric hospital are running out of beds!"
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There is also a certain life-thinking anchor.
"What is life for?"
"Why am I in this place?"
"Why am I playing this game?"
"What the hell do I think?"
"My life, where did my three hours go?"
"Do you think there is any philosophy for this game?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, I suddenly have a very strong urge to think about life, I will go off the air first!"
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Soon, downloads and reviews of Dig for Rise on the Thunder gaming platform began to skyrocket.
As for the rating of this game, it is basically a C-type, all concentrated in one and five stars, but the puzzling thing is that the five-star rating is significantly more than one star, pulling the average score of this game to 6.1.
Needless to say, the one-star rating is all invitation from some angry players, but the five-star rating is very interesting to read.
"This is another conscience work of Chen Mo, a work of sincerity, the game supports somatosensory, voice control and other operation modes, realistic painting style, complex operation, recommended by dozens of anchors, not to be missed!"
"This game is super fun, super simple, and super fun after playing! It's very easy to clear the customs, and after clearing the customs, you will come to a very special place, hurry up, come and play! β
"This game is not suitable for playing with a very utilitarian mentality, now many people play games just to clear the level, have lost a lot of philosophical thinking, maybe this game can allow us to regain the fun of playing games, and even the ultimate meaning of life."
"This game is perfect for players who want to challenge the eaves and walls, and the smoothness and excitement of jumping up and down after playing are fantastic!"
"It's very interesting, constantly returning to the original point due to some small mistakes, reminding people not to forget the original intention, and contains a profound philosophy of movement and stillness."
"This game has no krypton content, and the operation is simple and easy to use; Open mode, scene transformation does not need to be loaded; The computer configuration requirements are low, and the laptop can also be easily played; The content of the story is deeply touching and full of positive energy. The best of the year should be gone.,What are you waiting for?,Hurry up and download it to experience this masterpiece.γ β
"It's fun, I changed three sets of keyboards and mice, don't talk about it, I went to incense them, and today is their first seven."
There are also many players who left messages on Chen Mo's Weibo, asking him why he developed such a cheating game to take revenge on society.
Soon, Chen Mo posted a Weibo: "Actually, "Digging for Ascension" has a very rich game connotation, have you ever thought that these mountains mean dangers in our lives, and the people in the can represent you and me who are bound by reality?" The characters in the game are ready to face all kinds of fate, and it can be a lot of steps up and down smoothly, or they can lose everything by accident. There is so much philosophical thought in this game that it should be an inspiration for players...... Forget it, I can't make it up. β