Under the street lamp, Li Chen hugged Mo Xi, who was already drunk.

Li Chen frowned, Mo Xi, whose pretty face was flushed, asked, "Hey, who made you drink so much wine?" ”

Mo Xi drunkenly pushed Li Chen and smiled bitterly.

"Who are you, why do you care about me, I can drink if I want to, I want you to care...... Wow! ”

Before she finished speaking, she took a "wow" bite and spit out Li Chen.

Looking at the filth on his body, Li Chen couldn't help but pout. "I said, Miss, can you not spit on me next time?"

"Wow!"

Before Li Chen's words landed, Mo Xi spit out again.

I have to say that Mo Xi is still very obedient.

At least, this time she spit on Li Chen's body, but directly on his face.

Li Chen wiped the filth on his face with his hand, and frowned in disgust.

"Mo Xi, did you do it on purpose?"

The culprit, Mo Xi, had slipped from Li Chen's arms and fell to the ground at this time, lying on the road on all fours, as indecent as that posture was, as indecent as it was.

The moonlight fell on her, the breeze blew in her face, raising the hem of her skirt, and the spring light was beautiful, full of endless temptation.

The looming pink cutie seemed to be beckoning to him.

"Uncle, come in and play!"

It can really be described as:

The garden can't be closed in spring, and a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall!

"This girl is even more goblin than Daji!"

Li Chen settled down and was ready to call Lian Ruifeng and ask them to send a car to pick him up.

However, to his surprise, the battery was too low and had automatically shut down!

Even if he was an Immortal Emperor in his previous life, he couldn't charge his phone at this time!

Li Chen shook his head helplessly, and reached out to help Mo Xi on the ground.

"Mo Xi, where's your phone?"

Mo Xi's eyes were drunk, and he hummed indistinctly.

However, she hummed for a long time, and Li Chen didn't understand a word.

Li Chen didn't bother to ask again, so he went directly to Mo Xi to touch his phone.

However, Mo Xi's body is unusually sensitive.

As soon as Li Chen touched her body, she giggled like a little madman.

Laughing and laughing, her tears were like beads with broken threads, dripping uncontrollably.

"Woohoo, woo...... Li Chen, you're a bastard, a big bastard. Whether it's figure, face, or family background, what is my Moxi inferior to that peasant girl Lan Huanxi, and you actually dislike me like this, dislike me......"

After talking hysterically about drunkenness, she lowered her head again, held up her fruit peak with one hand, and said drunkly.

"A poached egg stands on a jujube, hehe, have you ever seen such a big poached egg?"

"Li Chen, let me tell you. If you want to eat poached eggs in the future, I won't give them to you......"

Looking at Mo Xi, who was talking drunk, Li Chen's head was full of black lines.

This girl is drunk and crazy, how dare she say anything?

He stared at the mountain peak under Mo Xi's neck for a while, and couldn't help muttering to himself.

"Looks like I've never seen such a big poached egg!"

From here to Mojia, it is estimated that there are thirty or forty miles.

Also, there isn't even a taxi nearby.

Mo Xi was like a wild dog that had taken off the leash, he was drunk and crazy, and he talked drunk, attracting the attention of passers-by.

Li Chen hesitated for a moment, and then planned to send Mo Xi to the hotel first.

The receptionist at the front desk of the hotel is a woman in her thirties and forties, wearing heavy makeup.

When Li Chen helped Mo Xi in, she was knocking melon seeds and watching the latest hit youth idol drama "Meet Love Around the Corner".

Li Chen took out a few banknotes and slapped them on the table.

"Hostess, open a room!"

The proprietress was addicted to watching TV series, and was taken aback by Li Chen's shot.

She was about to curse a couple of words, but the first sight of the bill on the table made her laugh again.

She quickly put the money away, took out a key, and handed it over.

"Room 401, fourth floor, enter the door and turn right first!"

"Okay, thank you!"

Li Chen casually thanked him, and helped Mo Xi upstairs.

When he was about to reach the staircase, the proprietress suddenly shouted.

"Wait a minute!"

Li Chen was stunned when he heard this, turned around and asked, "What's wrong?" ”

The proprietress took out something from the front desk drawer and forcibly stuffed it into Li Chen's hand.

"You take this, and you'll be able to use it later. You young people, you can't just want to be happy for a while, just play hand-to-hand combat, hand-to-hand combat, white knives in, red knives out, you should pay attention to safety measures. Otherwise, once you go off the rails and go to the hospital for an abortion, you will have to spend thousands of yuan in unjust money! ”

Li Chen looked down and saw that it was a box of ultra-thin Durex!

"Hostess, I ......"

Without waiting for Li Chen to explain, the proprietress showed him a smile of "I understand" and said, "Eldest sister, I am also a person from here, I understand everything, I understand everything." Young people, understandable! ”

After speaking, she turned her eyes to Mo Xi and praised enviously: "This girl is really smart, you have to be gentle with others later." You can't be like that of our family, like a mad dog, almost tossing me apart! ”

When she spoke, she also deliberately twisted her old waist, as if she had just been tossed apart by her own man last night.

Li Chen heard a black line, and his face was full of shame.

But he didn't go any further. This kind of thing will only get darker and darker. If you don't explain, it's the best explanation.

Li Chen casually said a few perfunctory words, then hugged Mo Xi and walked upstairs.

"I'll go, Miss, you're so heavy, shouldn't you lose weight?"

Mo Xi, who was already drunk, actually replied to Li Chen in a daze.

"Hmph, you bastard, who do you dislike?"

Hearing Mo Xi's answer, Li Chen was speechless for a while.

They are already drunk like this, and they still care so much about their weight.

What an incomprehensible creature a woman!

But think about it, can a creature that bleeds seven days a month and can still be alive and kicking around, can a man understand?

After opening the door, Li Chen directly threw Mo Xi on the bed, and he himself rushed into the bathroom to take a bath.

Although he didn't have any cleanliness habits, his body was full of filth spit out by Mo Xi, which was really pungent.

At this time, Mo Xi was like a sleeping beauty, lying quietly on Simmons' double bed. A long waterfall of hair that fell over his shoulders could not be erased even when he was asleep: a cloud of sorrow between his eyebrows and eyes.

Li Chen's gaze swept across Mo Xi's butterfly-like eyelashes, trembling slightly. The dewy cherry mouth makes people have a primitive sexual impulse to kiss Fangze when they see it.

In the end, his gaze fell on the inadvertently exposed shoulders, his breathing was tight, his skin as white as milk, and the slightly messy Ayara. Even if there are South Sea pearls next to the pillow, they are not as shiny as this delicate skin.

She slept so softly, and the exquisite curves of her body were even more intoxicating.

Li Chen didn't drink, but at this time, he was already a little drunk!

At this time, two villains emerged in his mind.

The first villain barked like a mad dog in flesh and blood.

"Oh, My, God, what a beautiful girl, buy a disc, it's exciting to think about!"

"Li Chen, you are still not a man, such a good opportunity, hurry up, go up, go up!"

"I've already said important things three times, why don't you do it yet. You know: don't miss the opportunity and don't come again, after this village, there is no such shop. Let's，Go！ Go！ Go！ ”

"Second Battalion Commander, where's my Italian artillery?"

"Comrades, for the victory of the revolution. Shoot at me, shoot at me, shoot at me! ”

The second villain, who walked in the literary fan, looked at Mo Xi quietly and said with a full expression.

"There was once a beautiful woman in front of my bed. But I didn't cherish it, and when I lost it, I regretted it. There is nothing more painful in the world than this. ”

"If God gave me another chance, I would say to that girl: I'll sleep with you! If I had to add an adjective to those three words, I would be: weep for you! ”

……

To eat or not to eat, is that a question?

Take your pick!

A: Eat!

B: Don't eat!