Chapter 496: Bubble Snake
He replied shyly, "Just round the house." However, if you don't get married, who wants to have a round house. ”
Becoming a husband and wife means that you can get a round house and have a round house, but you may not have a round house. What about the round house, which is what we commonly call XXOO, this premise must be the book.
However, there is one exception! That's the descendant of the Great Honor! For example, it is not poisonous, such as light, such as laughing, as long as they take the initiative, they can XXOO without receiving this book!
What does this mean?
It shows that as long as the elder ignores them XXOO, the elder can have all the exercises of these great descendants! If you think about following the poison XXOO, you can learn from her what yin and yang**, and with the faint XXOO, you can learn the law of wind! It's still the full version! With Xiaoxiao XXOO, I'll go! That's a little more powerful than Dazun! XXOO once, we are Dazun!
This world is wonderful! XXOO can enhance the strength of the wood!
Happiness! This is the highest state of happiness!
"Don't be grandpai, you are so scared to laugh and drool." The poisonous face shows fear.
Chen Feng wiped the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm a good person." ”
Girl! Old will give you the sun! Hey!
Chen Feng turned around and said, "Come, keep pressing, your craftsmanship is so good, don't call me Don't Master in the future, call me Brother Bei, I feel an indescribable feeling when I see you, it's amazing, do you have it?" ”
"I..." The snake demon's poisonous hand paused before saying, "I also have strange feelings. ”
Chen Feng's eyes lit up, let's just joke casually, she really feels it! That's right!
"What does it feel?"
"How can you be so ugly."
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***! Old ugly? Lao Sheng was definitely an idol five hundred years ago! It's just that now they are all genetically modified, and the old ones take the powerful route!
Chen Feng was sad for a while, and said faintly: "Do you know why I am like this? Actually, I'm not like this, what you see now is what I deliberately changed, hey, everything, it's love. ”
"What's wrong? Can you talk about it? He looked at Chen Feng with big eyes, expecting and pity.
Some people say that women are like cats, they are both curious and gentle and caring.
At least that's right!
So there are two main points in pickling girls: one is to arouse women's curiosity, once a woman is curious about you, she will want to know more about you, and if she wants to know you a little more, she will pay more attention to you. The second is to win women's sympathy! Women have a gentle and considerate side, which shows that love is overflowing! But remember, sympathy is not pity, but a sentimentality, an understanding, an unworthiness for what you have suffered! As long as you win the sympathy of women, your shortcomings will be infinitely beautified, and your advantages will be deducted!
People always choose what they like and what they think to listen to and accept, and women are no exception. Once you win the sympathy of a woman, and the woman has curiosity about you, then in the eyes of a woman, everything about you is beautiful, all are advantages, and all have a halo. Do these two things, next, are you still afraid that you won't be able to hook up?
What Chen Feng has to do now is to arouse the curiosity of the poison and win her sympathy!
Chen Feng glanced at the poison with ** and melancholy eyes, shook his head, sighed three times, and said: "I used to be very handsome, and it is not an exaggeration to be popular with thousands of girls, and later, by chance, I met her, and love was quietly produced at the glance of the two pairs of eyes. ”
"And then you're going to make a fool of yourself?"
"No, I told her that I only love her and I won't change my mind, but she is still very worried, and later..."
"She left you?"
"It's not." Chen Feng knocked his eyelids and squeezed out a tear: "She, she's dead." ”
"Ahh
"Hey, people, I don't cherish the people in front of me, and I regret everything when I lose it! After that, I made my appearance mediocre, and my heart was dead, so why should I harm others. Chen Feng's eyelids continued to stumble, making the tears more intense.
I have to say that picking up girls requires acting skills!
Yan Yan didn't continue to pinch Chen Feng's shoulders, put his hands flat on Chen Feng's back, and said softly: "I'm sorry, I have reminded you of sad memories." ”
"It doesn't matter, memories always have to be taken out in order to continue to add color, hey, I only have memories, in this generation, I don't know if I can meet a girl who can make me willing to give everything."
"Yes." What she said was just a scene, but from her sparkling eyes, she could already see her sympathy for Chen Feng.
Chen Feng smiled secretly and said in a soft, magnetic voice: "Actually, I have already encountered it. ”
"Oh? Who? "The poisonous curiosity is here again.
"Ever heard a poem?"
"What poem?"
"The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but, I stand in front of you, and you don't know that I love you. The farthest distance in the world is not that I am standing in front of you, and you don't know that I love you, but that I am obsessed with love, but I can't say that I love you. The farthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I love you, but that I want you to hurt my heart, but I can only bury it deep in my heart. ”
"Ahh Poison suddenly realized: "You said me? ”
"Huh..." Chen Feng smiled lightly, but shook his head again.
Not affirming, not denying, plausible, and if there is a point, this is enough!
Let her guess, there is no need to say more at this time, curiosity has been aroused, and it is also about herself, now, the snake demon will definitely pay more attention to Chen Feng's words and deeds, and often think that there is another deep meaning, coupled with the previous sympathy, it is already a matter of time before Chen Feng is deeply trapped.
"Say, isn't it me? Or who? Tell me. ”
Looking at the curious and expectant eyes of the poison, Chen Feng smiled secretly, at this time, he wanted to take out a mirror and said to the mirror: "You are really the No. 1 liar, the important task of maintaining equality between men and women, saving lost girls, comforting the ignorant**, and promoting the prosperity of mankind can only be handed over to you." ”
"Come on, keep pressing." Chen Feng's tone was flat, even a little rusty, this is to make Yan Poison think that he is pretending! Pretend to be rusty! Then the poison will think that the beloved woman Chen Feng refers to is her, otherwise, she would not pretend to be as deliberate as she is now.
Picking up girls is also about taking it step by step.
"Oh." The poisonous heart seemed to have an answer, so he didn't continue to ask, and began to pinch Chen Feng's shoulder again, but he was more attentive than before!
Hey, it seems that there is one less single girl in this world, I am really evil!
Chen Feng laughed secretly, but, then again, the poisonous craftsmanship is really rotten, you should not use force, and you still pinch a place! Looks like we're going to have to teach her!
Thinking about this, Chen Feng thought of his puppet god, it seems that this thing has not even been released by himself, and the puppet god is created to serve the strong, and he must be proficient in all eighteen kinds of martial arts! It is just used to teach poison, and at the same time, let poison know that we are loved by someone, so that she has a sense of crisis!
At that moment, Chen Feng immediately decided to release the puppet-style god and call the name of the god: "Okunami!" ”