In the end, it was easy to talk about it, and finally persuaded Gao Cuilan to leave.

Tang Seng lay on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep.

In other words, before the crossing, if there was such an infatuated girl, Tang Seng would marry her without hesitation.

In this life, Tang Seng has too many things to do.

Idle and bored, Tang Seng used scientific methods to analyze whether Gao Cuilan would be happy if she married Zhu Bajie.

1. Appearance.

One person and one pig, not at all, Gao Cuilan is a beauty, Zhu Bajie looks ugly, and there is a sense of déjà vu of a beauty with a beast.

2. Diet.

Zhu Bajie eats an amazing amount of food, Gao Cuilan marries him, and he is tired of cooking alone, and even eats the Gao family down.

3. Life in bed after marriage.

The weight of the pig's unilateral testicle is about 150-220 grams, and the pig's single time is 5-20 minutes; The underside of the pig is elongated, which is very different from that of humans.

Generally, boars can snap at the age of 28 weeks, and still have the ability to lay down at the age of 8. Open to dry, a boar can have tens of thousands of offspring.

Give it a herd of sows, and it can create a nation.

Thinking about it this way, Zhu Bajie's small steel cannon kept running, and Gao Cuilan's pressure was extremely high, and she could be exhausted to death at any time.

According to historical records, Zhu Bajie had an ex-wife before, named Second Sister Egg.

The good times did not last long after marriage, and he died in less than a year.

Now that I think about it, it's scary!

Fourth, childbirth.

Humans and pigs belong to different species.

The number of chromosomes (2n) in pigs is between 36 and 38.

Composition of the chromosomes of the female of humans: 22 autosomes + X.

Regardless of whether the child is male or female, can you really conceive a baby?

Tang Seng couldn't help but question, and finally summed it up, letting Gao Cuilan marry him is indeed happier than marrying Zhu Bajie.

"Bajie is more suitable to find a sow."

This is Tang Seng's conclusion.

As the night deepened, Tang Seng slowly fell asleep.

……

Early the next morning, Gao Laozhuang fried the pot.

It turned out that Wukong had captured Bajie.

The courtyard was full of people, pointing and pointing.

"Hmph, look at what!"

Zhu Bajie is disgraced, and it seems that he was tossed by Wukong last night.

After showing the original form, he has a big belly and two big ears like a fan.

"Daddy, it turns out to be a pig demon."

Gao Cuilan hid behind Gao Taigong, very scared.

"Lady, you don't know me, I'm your husband."

"Hugh is going to talk nonsense!"

Tang Seng walked out at this time.

"Master, this pig demon said that he is a Bodhisattva and is waiting here to learn the scriptures."

Goku explained.

"Master, I will be worshiped by my old pig!"

Zhu Bajie knelt in front of Tang Seng, and his appearance was similar to that in the previous TV series.

"Since you are the Bodhisattva's guidance, then you are the second senior brother, and you will give the teacher the name and eight precepts."

As soon as Tang Seng finished speaking, the white dragon horse not far away was not happy and snorted twice.

That's right, Bailongma is the second to be subdued, so he should be the second senior brother.

Seeing the pig demon apprentice, and following the west, the people of Gao Laozhuang were very happy.

Only Gao Cuilan, with teary eyes, pulled the corner of Mrs. Gao's clothes, and said coquettishly: "Daddy, you should think of a way!" ”

"Daughter, what can Daddy do, didn't you listen to the pig demon, Tang Seng learned scriptures from the West, it is the will of the Bodhisattva, how dare we mortals disobey it?"

Bajie's eyes searched the crowd and soon found Gao Cuilan.

"Lady, I want to follow Tang Seng Xitian to learn scriptures, you wait for me to come back, let's continue to worship and get married!"

"Idiot, you are so ugly, how can other girls look down on you, at least you should be worthy of the master's appearance."

Goku scoffed.

"We monks have already put an end to the three meat and five hates, and being a teacher is no exception, how can you joke with the master?"

Tang Seng had a straight face.

Today's happiest thing is Gao Taigong, the monster has been subdued, and the haze shrouded in Gao Laozhuang has finally dissipated, and he can live a normal life in the future.

The monster was surrendered, Gao Laozhuang was happy, the gongs and drums shook the sky, and a feast was held.

Mrs. Gao took out five hundred taels of silver and said to Tang Seng: "You have learned scriptures from the west, and you have worked hard all the way, and these coils are pestered for you to use on the road." ”

Tang Seng naturally wanted to be polite, and it was really indecent to accept it immediately.

"We are monks, how dare we accept gold and silver wealth when we meet the village and eat and ask for fasting everywhere?"

Bajie was anxious when he heard this, and said to Mrs. Gao: "Old man, you see that I have been a door-to-door son-in-law for you for a few years, and I have done a lot of work in the crops, and I don't know how many clothes are worn out, this money, they don't want me!" ”

As he spoke, he put it in his pocket.

"Bajie, if our monks receive a trace of bribery, it will be difficult to cultivate for a thousand catastrophes, and the Western Tianzhen Sutra is destined to be unavailable!"

Tang Seng talked eloquently.

"So, don't you really want it?"

Gao Taigong didn't want to destroy Tang Seng's great cause of learning scriptures.

Seeing that he was about to take back the silver, Tang Seng said quickly: "Wukong, this is all Gao Taigong's kindness, or we will take it, even if we don't need it, we can also distribute it to the poor people along the way." ”

"That's a good point."

Gao Taigong followed.

"Can you help exchange it for a silver ticket, so it's convenient."

"Yes."

Gao Taigong found someone to exchange it for a silver ticket.

Since Tang Seng showed off his wealth in Guanyin Temple, he wiped his ass with a silver ticket.

Since then, Tang Seng has been particularly fond of silver tickets.

"Wukong, go lead the horse and get ready to hit the road."

Tang Seng urged.

After Bajie heard this, he persuaded: "Master, there is land to live here, there is food to eat, we can rest here for a few more days, so that I can eat and drink enough and have the strength to hurry." ”

"You nerd knows how to eat."

Wukong pulled Bajie's ear, and the painful Bajie screamed: "Brother Monkey, I was wrong, light!" ”

"You idiot forgot the words of the Bodhisattva, if you stay, you will stay, and after we leave, Guanyin will take away your mana, let you be a pig for a lifetime, and everyone will beat you."

Sun Wukong analyzed the pros and cons of Bajie.

Bajie's eyes flickered, if he had no mana, he would definitely be bullied, and he might be made into a roast suckling pig in the end.

"Master, my old pig was joking just now, you see Brother Monkey is serious."

"Alright, pack your bags and get ready to go!"

Tang Seng reminded.

Delayed for several days in Gao Laozhuang, no experience in the account, came out of Datang, and has only been 15 levels of plastic so far, and fighting monsters and upgrading is the right thing.

……

The three masters and apprentices once again embarked on the road to the west.

Tang Seng rode the white dragon, Wukong was exploring the way in front, and Bajie was carrying the luggage with a dissatisfied face: "I know how to bully my honest people." ”

Tang Seng encouraged Bajie: "If you receive an apprentice in the future, you don't have to pick up this luggage." ”

"Then the master must receive the apprentice quickly, otherwise I will be exhausted to death."

Although Bajie complained, he still followed quickly with his luggage.

The three of them walked for a while, and Tang Seng looked back, and said secretly in his heart: "Gao Cuilan, don't be." ”

Seeing that the master was pondering, Bajie couldn't help but open his loud voice and shouted at Gao Laozhuang: "Old man, keep Cuilan for me, if I can't learn from the experience, I will come back!" ”

"Wukong, Bajie doesn't change his vulgar heart, beat him!"

"Yes, Master."

Wukong took out the golden hoop stick from his ear and smashed it, Sun Wukong didn't do it for five hundred years, his hands were itching, and Bajie was so frightened that he hugged his head and ran away.

"Forget Wukong, if you break Bajie, you will have to pick up your luggage."

Tang Seng persuaded.

"That's right."

Goku woke up and nodded.