Chapter 15: All Natural!
Yun Ting is not dead, which may be glad to be, but it is not far from death, he really can't be happy. With such a lineup, it can almost deal with a quasi-super-first-class military general like Tai Shici, and now it's just for him.
If it weren't for someone who escaped the technique, Yun Ting would really be dead, for this person who saved him countless times, Yun Ting was full of gratitude, and at the same time fantasized in his mind, when will he see Zuo Ci and the like, can upgrade this incomplete version of the human escape technique to a complete version, and when the time comes, see who can outrun whom!
In a momentary moment, it flashed twice in a row, and the cloud and the toad that ate the phoenix broke away from the center point of the sunset arrow and reached a farther place. Otherwise, Yun Ting could see the result, and not far from him and the toad eating the phoenix, there was a big pit, a very deep pit.
As soon as he exhaled a breath in his heart, Yun Ting and the toad who ate the phoenix glanced at each other, and there were several layers of sweat on their foreheads, and they smiled at each other, feeling a sense of happiness for the rest of their lives.
"Who the hell is this general, who can set the sun, and he is such a bull B!" Yun Ting thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out who the middle-aged general was, the sunset arrow was in the Three Kingdoms, except for Cao Renhui, almost none of the others had this hand arrow, it could be said that it was the only one, and there was no other semicolon.
But as soon as this general got out of his hand, it was such a powerful arrow, if it weren't for the fact that the human escape technique belonged to the category of spells, he would have been shot on the spot, which made Yun Ting's resentment very heavy. But now, Yun Ting's resentment is getting heavier and heavier, this general almost doesn't give him a way to live, and his single strength is so strong, not to mention, he is still a general who commands the army.
As soon as the smile unfolded, Yun Ting heard a familiar sound, it was the violent sound of the wind being cut, and it was as simple as a few dozen sounds, it was simply a bunch of mosquitoes buzzing in his ears. It's a thousand arrows!
Yun Ting knows very well and understands very well, because in his previous life, he didn't use thousands of arrows to deal with others, but today the roles are reversed. Under this spectacular and magnificent scene, Yun Ting felt powerless deeply, and suddenly woke up, this level, it is a bit like using anti-aircraft guns to fight mosquitoes.
Ten thousand arrows are anti-aircraft guns, and there is more than one shot, and the cloud and the toad that eats the phoenix are the poor mosquitoes.
"I'm not as brave as Lu Bu." Spitting bitter water in his heart, Yun Ting reacted immediately, pulled out the Qingyu Sword behind his back, and slashed down to the roof in front of him.
With the sound of tiles and stones falling, Yun Ting jumped down from the hole without hesitation, and the colleagues who jumped down did not forget to tear off the toad that ate the phoenix.
"Ahhh I'm going to fall to my death!! ”
The screams were so terrifying that even the soldiers outside could hear them clearly.
"Along this area, start a search, this demon can do witchcraft, pay attention." The middle-aged general commanded to the left and right. Slowly raised the literary face, and the three-point beard fluttered in the wind, full of rudeness.
He looked at the sky red with the sun, and had the illusion that the sky seemed to be stained with blood, and it seemed like it was about to gradually turn yellow. The so-called sky, yellow sky, after all, is the sky above people's heads. What is the life of the common people?
The general bowed his head, his eyes drooped slightly, and ordered loudly: "Kill it directly, just take the lead to meet you." ”
"Yes! Soldiers, follow me! ”
Yun Ting fell to the ground, half-kneeling on the floor, supported with a Qingyu sword with one hand, and then slowly stood up, his knees were already a blur of flesh and blood. Yun Ting didn't frown for a minute, but he felt more and more that he couldn't escape, half of his foot was lame like this, and his movement was already inconvenient.
Glancing around the environment in the house, Yun Ting found the toad that jumped down with him in the room, and then suddenly saw the toad eating the phoenix with his eyes closed, fell on a bed, and was rolling on that bed, he didn't know what he was muttering in his mouth, and the whole bed vibrate. If it weren't for Yun Ting's eyes not being blocked by the gauze tent, and there was only the toad eating the phoenix on the bed, he would definitely think that what the toad was doing in it had long-term significance, and it was related to physiological movements.
Seeing such a funny scene, Yun Ting couldn't laugh or cry, and was also amazed by the luck of the toad, but he still walked forward, pulled up the toad that ate the phoenix, and stretched out his hand to give him two palms.
"What the hell are you yelling, shut up for me, you're not dead!"
"I'm not dead?" The toad that ate the phoenix jumped up, touched this, touched that, and didn't breathe until he touched all the parts that his hands could touch and knew that there was nothing the same.
"I tell you, the next time I do it again, I'll hang you from the cliff and whip you around with a whip and whip it out!" The toad that ate the phoenix stared at Yun Ting fiercely, and said coldly word by word. His hands were clenched tightly together, making a violent sound of bone joints, and he was about to move if he didn't say a word.
"I think you've been hanged by someone else, right?" Yun Ting looked at the toad, a little inexplicable, glanced around the inside of the house, and found that the toad eating the phoenix was about to get angry, so he continued, "You still want to next time, I don't want to, let's go!" ”
After speaking, Yun Ting took the Qingjar Sword upside down and kicked open the door, the entire door panel was kicked out, and the wooden door panel collapsed to the ground. Picking up the Qingyu sword and sharpening it a few times, Yun Ting looked at the work on the ground with satisfaction, and picked it up with one hand, which happened to be used as a small shield, which could be used to charge into battle and block the rain of arrows.
"Gone." Yun Ting found that the toad eating the phoenix was still in the house, so he didn't come out with him, and hurriedly shouted a few times.
"Wait, wait." The sound of the toad eating the phoenix came from inside the house, accompanied by the sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets.
Listening to the voice, he was searching for belongings in the family's house, taking the sheep by the hand.
Yun Ting turned around, only to find that this was not the case, the toad that ate the phoenix was holding a belly pocket in one hand and obscene pants in the other, regardless of whether it was a young woman or an old woman, and desperately stuffed it into the package.
"These two are big fires, named young women's belly pockets, fragrant trousers, but many people will buy them. Ha ha... It's going to be released! While moving, the toad smirked, and the obscenity was earth-shattering, and even Yun Ting was stupid, forgetting the original intention of escaping.
"All natural!" The toad that eats the phoenix continues to wave its belly pocket excitedly!
"I'm XX!" Yun Ting wanted to take a picture of him with the door panel at the moment, but he was still shocked by the toad that ate the phoenix and didn't dare to do it.
Because Yun Ting doesn't know if this yin guy will one day take someone else's underwear and underwear, write a certain Ting's pants and pants and then take them out for sale, so it will really be a tragedy.
(End of chapter)
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