Chapter 422: Jay Fulix
Just when Wu Liang was about to lose his patience and was about to teach the three middle-aged old bastards behind him who were making up his own yellow jokes more and more happily, a very energetic voice stopped Wu Liang in time and attracted everyone's attention in the bar room.
The little boy with a hairstyle like a Super Saya was dirty, and he was standing at the door at the moment scratching his head very embarrassedly: "Aunt Mitte, I accidentally overslept on the mountain, alas, hehe! ”
"Hahaha! Boys should be so energetic, they must be loud enough to apologize! "It's a life experience-based one.
"Little skin monkey, don't you look at what season it is, you actually wander around the mountains so late and come back, be careful of being eaten by a fox bear!" This is the type of bad uncle who scares children with wild beasts.
"It's still called Auntie, Xiaojie, you just call Mommy directly, anyway, everyone only thinks so, isn't it? Kim is Dad, Mitt is Mom, oops, the names in this house are a bit messy! "This is the type of gossip about yourself just now, belonging to the type of death.
"Boom!" As expected, the open-mouthed guy was smashed to the ground by the metal tray that Mitt threw out of the bar, and fell to the ground with two nosebleeds.
Wow Ka Ka! It's really nice to play well!!
Wu Liang gave Mi Liang a hundred likes in his heart.
Mitt, who was a little worried about Xiao Jie's safety, was enraged, grabbed Xiao Jie's collar and complained, "Didn't you tell you that you must go home before dinner?" You are so disobedient and make your body so dirty, punish you for not having dinner tonight, hurry up and go upstairs to take a shower and do your homework! (It was said that Xiaojie was punished for not being allowed to eat dinner, but in fact, there was nothing left for dinner at all, and most of the uneaten cans were left in the refrigerator after most of the refrigerator was emptied.) )
Hearing the sound of the guests gloating, Xiaojie knew that things were going to be bad, and immediately tiptoed to sneak away to the kitchen, but before he could take two steps, he heard a particularly dull blunt force hitting and the sound of heavy objects falling to the ground, and then he was caught, and was beaten up and down by Mitt and was punished for dinner, and went upstairs to take a shower and read a book quite unpleasantly.
Looking at Mitte, who was as powerful as an angry lion, the obscene uncle who was beaten and woken up from the ground because he had no mouth to cover his mouth knew that he was wrong, wiped off his nosebleed and walked out of the bar by himself under a circle of white eyes, and kept muttering in his mouth, but he didn't notice that there was an extra rope between the two pillars at some point, and it was deliberately hidden in the shadow of the pillars.
Pushing open the door and stepping out with one foot, the uncle was not at all prepared for muttering about his beating, and when he lifted his foot again, he tripped and stumbled, and when he landed, he lost his balance and fell heavily on the porch, and in addition to a large cloud of dust, the strange wrestling posture caused everyone in the bar to laugh.
You don't have to look back at Wu Liang to know that the idea of going down to the stumbling pit is designated by Sakura Reiko, with her character of not suffering, she has been gossiped for a long time, so it is naturally impossible to swallow her anger and stay honestly, she didn't secretly hit the black gun, but the next trip is already regarded as a light forgiving of the obscene uncle!
It may be that this fall was a little hard, the middle-aged lewd uncle struggled on the porch for a long time, touched the two glorious front teeth on the bloody mouth, and laid off a pair, two small white dots with a little yellow spots in the blood spit out of the palm of his hand were very eye-catching, causing another wail that was not like a human voice.
Presumably, this unlucky brother must be regretting why he went out today, and he met so many girls who were still grumpy and willing to do it, it was really not ordinary bad luck!
When the lewd uncle staggered away, the atmosphere in the small bar suddenly became cheerful, and everyone was making fun of this broken guy, it seems that everyone's accumulated resentment against this guy is no longer a star, but it just broke out together today.
A group of people tossed and turned until half past ten and then consciously dispersed, the small village pays attention to going to bed early and getting up early, the drinkers still have a whole day to do tomorrow, everyone's self-control ability is very good, there is no such annoying guy who does not leave.
Wu Liang, who had already killed a whole pot of spirits, finally had a hint of wine, as the last drinker in the store, after paying the wine money, he went out to untie the stumbling horse made by Sakura and went to the edge of the tent for a turn, and found that Alice Little Lori, who was making a fuss about living in a tent, had fallen asleep, and Sakura and Poison Island slept on both sides of Little Lori on one left and one right, one was responsible for helping to drive away mosquitoes and the other was responsible for holding a small electric fan to cool down the tent, the scene was very warm.
Poison Island Tsuneko gestured to Wu Liang along the ventilation window opened on the tent, asking him not to make a noise so as not to wake up the little Lori who was easy to fall asleep, and Sakura Reiko also made a look and motioned for him to hurry upstairs to sleep.
In this way, Wu Liang was excluded from the tent and returned upstairs with a little unwillingness. (Don't serve the little Lori together, how good it would be to separate one to accompany me!) )
With a little emotion, Wu Liang hummed and went back to the second floor of the bar, and happened to meet ---- Xiaojie, a bear child who was out looking for food while watching the bar close.
Suddenly bumped into a living person, which startled Xiao Jie, who was fighting a bad idea, and hurriedly made a silent gesture to Wu Liang, begging him not to make a sound, so as not to lure out Mitte and his grandmother, who had returned to the room to rest.
Wu Liang, who just wanted to find an excuse to approach Xiaojie, decided to cooperate without thinking about it, and knew that he was hungry and wanted to go to the kitchen to find something to eat, and Wu Liang, who also wanted to eat some supper, beckoned to Xiaojie and called him to the guest room.
"Hello, I'm Xiaojie, you're the outsider they say, aren't you?" Gently closing the door of the guest room behind Wu Liang, Xiaojie, who was only seven and a half years old, asked innocently.
Wu Liang squatted down with a smile, put his face on the same level as Xiaojie and said, "It's true that I'm an outsider, but they ...... Who is it referring to? ”
"It's a little animal on the back mountain! In the afternoon, I heard the pikas talking about the kind-hearted outsiders coming, and as long as they get close to sell a cute, they can get delicious cookies. Xiaojie put on an expression of "you don't know this", and told Wu Liang how those little animals in the back mountain evaluated him.
He is really a natural son of the forest, and he can understand the communication between pikas, which is really an enviable talent!
Wait, I look like I'm missing something!
Kind-hearted outsiders, you can get cookies by selling a cute?
I didn't think that this group of fluffy little guys would be so cunning, is this a cookie ATM that treats his group as "stupid people with a lot of money"?