There were many highlights at this year's Oscars, and as soon as the host Seth McFarlane came up, he was skinned.

This product sang a spoof divine comedy "We saw your boobs" that embarrassed countless Hollywood actresses. During the period, there was a group of men dancing with him, and there was a chorus of harmony at the end, which was simply too cheap.

In the lyrics, Seth counted the actresses who were "dedicated" in the movie, and ridiculed the actresses who showed Mimi in the movie, including Anne Hathaway, Charlize Theron, Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman, Scarlett Johansson and many other Hollywood actresses were shot, and Kate Winslet was shot several times.

Naomi Watts was photographed with a surprised expression, Theron was photographed turning black, Meghan was also named in the lyrics, and Seth sang "But Meghan Fox's Mimi We've never seen before." ”

Meghan smiled with her hands over her face, otherwise it would have been the kind of laugh that burst out of both rows of teeth, and she has contributed many memes online to keep a low profile before the results of the award are announced.

There are many people on the Internet who comment that this song is an insult to the actress.

It is worth mentioning that Jennifer Lawrence's name did not appear in this song, because of the butterfly effect, her fame was completely bad, and she couldn't think of her.

There was also a performance to follow, with Catherine Zeta-Jones reprising the classic "All That Jazz" from "Chicago".

The "Avengers" assembled, presented the best cinematography and best special effects awards, and the superheroes appeared together, with an extraordinary aura.

The awards were announced one by one, and the crew of "The Happiness Line Behind the Dark Clouds" has been running along. Finally it was the turn of Best Actress, and when Megan heard the host announce her name, her mouth opened in an O-shape, and she stayed for 5 seconds before she realized that she had won.

The competitors all showed regretful expressions, especially Naomi, whose acting skills were actually completely Megan's.

Well, it's not just Naomi, 90% of Hollywood actresses' acting skills are all Megan. But Meghan has a reborn person as the backstage, and she is better than the script, always looking for a role that suits her temperament to play, and she was also sharpened by the director for three months.

If there is no Guo Xu, she will never be nominated for the Oscar, she can only nominate Jin Sumei, and the next step should be to play Megan in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles".

has Guo Xu to help plan her career, and Meghan has won a series of titles, Best Transformers Girl, Most Charming Lesbian, two Oscar nominations, and now she has become an actress.

Her big-mouthed personality has become a "true temperament" character, and she has never said anything serious wrong to offend people.

After Meghan took the stage, she excitedly thanked the crew members, family, and a group of friends. She specifically mentioned Alexandra D'Addario, Amber Heard, and Teresa Palmer, saying that often discussing acting with them was a big reason for progress.

All three women attended the award ceremony, sat very close, and the close-up of the cameraman was taken, which became a highlight. The media often says that they are the four major actresses who will be popular in the company tomorrow.

The Chinese media often say that they are the four little flowers, and now this statement is not appropriate, Meghan won the Oscar, and the significance of pure commercial films to get a high box office is different, which is a symbol of coffee position.

In the future, when the media mentions her again, they will add the word "actress".

Online fans are talking about Meghan becoming a meme again, and after she became famous, she paid more attention to her image, and if she couldn't help but want to laugh, she would cover her mouth with her hands. But this time she was so happy, and it was inconvenient to cover her mouth with the trophy after going on stage, so she laughed directly and became a stupid big sister.

At this awards ceremony, Meghan comprehensively suppressed Emilia Clarke, the first person in the meme industry. Long Ma came to play soy sauce, neither smiled until her face collapsed nor gave a speech to transform into a "pea shooter", she looked like a beauty when she was quiet.

Meghan concluded: "I feel like I'm a great guy too, at least I finally won Jason once at the Oscars. ”

The music awards were all won by the movie "Les Miserables", Guo Xu did not win the Oscar for "Extreme Car Theft", he was only nominated for Best Actor at the previous Golden Globe Awards.

Many fans left messages on the Internet to discuss Megan and Guo Xu.

"Meghan's role is really funny, she herself is also very straightforward, the expression when she is surprised, and the silly look when she laughs when she says her testimonial, she is much cuter than Hathaway, who won the best supporting actress."

"Jason will definitely challenge the entertainment industry after retiring, so he has to play with an actor first."

"Great, my big Megan, after winning the award, I became the eldest sister in the 46 Four Flowers."

"Actually, Jason doesn't have to do anything, it's just that the money from the pizzeria is enough for him to eat for an unknown number of lifetimes, and the fat fox will be on the market sooner or later."

The NBA regular season continued, and Guo Xu became serious in the second half, because many people on the Internet said that they hoped that he could maintain an average of more than 20 points per game every season, and if he didn't even score 20 points in the last season, he would die of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

After Guo Xu increased singles, he played 10 consecutive games of 30+, and his data soon rose to 23.8 points, as well as an average of 13.3 assists per game.

Those black cauldrons who questioned that Guo Xu had passed his peak immediately shut up, if he didn't retire, the defenders of other teams would have nothing to do with him, but to wrap it up.

The Suns only lost five games in the second half of the season, and their record of 67-15 ranked first in the league. With one less star center, the Suns almost played 70+ wins, but the inside offense was not stable enough, and the outside line had someone to stand up and score points every game.

The 2-8 places in the West are the Thunder, Warriors, Spurs, Clippers, Lakers, Kings, and Grizzlies.

9-15 are the Nuggets, Mavericks, Trail Blazers, Jazz, Rockets, Hornets, Timberwolves.

The Mavericks' record dropped again and again, and Nowitzki couldn't shake off the hat of a soft egg, and he didn't even make the playoffs. The Trail Blazers played well in the first half, but Rubio was seriously injured in the second half, and the team suffered a wave of 10 consecutive defeats.

Rubio was bumped by Bryant during the game against the Nets, and after an MRI, his left knee injury was diagnosed as a torn cruciate ligament, and the recovery period will take six to nine months.

Although Kobe Bryant has injured many people, with iron elbows and iron knees, everyone still believes that he didn't mean it.

The Knicks have the best record in the East with just 59 wins, and the Cavaliers are second with 54 wins.

Places 3-8 are the Heat, 76ers, Bucks, Bulls, Nets, and Celtics.

It was all too easy for the East to make the playoffs, and the Celtics made the playoffs with 38 wins. The Nets ended up winning at half the rate, winning 41 games, missing only one game to the Bulls, who were at the heart of the game.

9-15 are the Wizards, Magic, Raptors, Pistons, Pacers, Hawks, Bobcats.

The Bobcats were at the bottom of the table without suspense, and the only bright spot was that DeRozan played a beautiful stat of 22.6 points, 4.7 rebounds and 4.3 assists per game, and they traded from the Thunder to a strongman.

Anthony averaged 30 points per game and won the scoring title for the first time in his career.

Guo Xu won the assist king for a second time, averaging 13.3 per game, the ninth time in his career, only one less than Stockton.

Many fans also want him to play for two more years and break Stockton's record. Guo Xu thinks it doesn't mean much, more assists don't mean that he can help the team win, what is the comparison with the kind of person who has two finals in his life and the data in the finals is still lagging behind?

Even if he wins more awards, the total number of assists will not be able to catch up with Stockton in the short term, and the total number depends on the length of time played.

Dwight Howard is the rebounding leader, averaging 12.6 per game, and his teammates are sure of his stats.

Serge Ibaka is the back-to-back block leader, averaging 3.1 per game.

Chris Paul is back-to-back steal leader, averaging 2.4 per game, and has a chance to make the All-Defensive Team again......