I've always followed the principle that it's a virtue to greet a beautiful woman. Ω (8) (1) 『中Δ文网Ω. ８⒈

So, I raised my hand and waved like a lucky cat: "Morning, Emily"

Emily stood still, her face unchanged, and her beautiful eyes looked at me without blinking.

This state lasted for two minutes.

I felt like my arms were a little sore, and I was so embarrassed......

Most importantly, I feel like an idiot.

At this point, Emily spoke, "Hello. ”

The voice is flat and toneless, sounding like an intelligent voice in a smartphone.

Belch...... What the hell is this tone?

It seems that when she fought me before, her voice was flat, but it didn't hurt me as much as it did now.

Maybe it was the wrong way I greeted her, which made her unhappy, so I forcibly changed the topic and said, "The weather is good today."

As soon as I said this, I regretted it a little because it was a cloudy day.

Sure enough, Emily raised her head, looked at the sky carefully for a while, and then looked at me, like a robot, and said in a flat tone, "Cloudy, not good." ”

I'm so ashamed.

The general rigidity and seriousness of the elves are vividly reflected in Emily's body, and even become an enhanced version.

"Hehehehehe" I really didn't know what to say, so I casually asked, "Are you out for a walk?" ”

Emily shook her head, "No. ”

As she spoke, she lifted her hand behind her back upward, and she lifted a small bag into the air, the bag bulging, and something seemed to be moving in it.

"What's in there?" I wondered.

"Mouse," Emily said.

My face was covered in black lines, and I couldn't help myself.

"What are you doing catching mice?" My eyelids twitched, and I felt a little broken.

"They stole the cake from the food store," Emily said, "and I was entrusted with sending them to the Elven Forest to be punished." ”

"Punishment?" I asked, "Isn't it going to be a direct killing?" ”

"No," said Emily, "there is a territory in the Elven Forest that is the domain of the rats, give it to the king inside, and let him be executed." ”

Sweat......

The Territory of the Rats, the King of the Rats......

This Moonlight City is really equal and harmonious enough, if it was in Eri City, the rats would have been beaten to pieces and thrown into the trash.

Seeing that Emily was still looking at me, I laughed dryly, turned to the side, gave her a way out, and made a gesture of please: "You're busy, I won't bother you." ”

Emily was still staring at me motionlessly, like a middle-aged aunt watching a boring foam soap opera.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

She said in a flat tone, without any fluctuations: "Are you free today?" ”

I thought about it, but the boss's instructions were not over, and there were still a lot of things to do, so I refused: "No." ”

"Tomorrow?" Her voice was still flat, and I hated to be a primary school Chinese teacher and re-teach her how to use the pitch.

"I don't know if there's anything going on tomorrow" Pursing my lips, I asked, "Do you have anything to do with me?" ”

She nodded mechanically.

"What's the matter?" I asked.

"Come with me, have a ......" her voice paused, as if pondering the right words.

However, because her words paused in a very ambiguous place, my brain also swirled like a whirlwind at this moment.

Come with me, have a ......

Brain hole 1: Have a date with me!

Brain hole 2: Have a vigorous love with me!

Brain hole 3: Have a fun game with me!

Brain hole 4: Have a elopement with me based on making children!

Hey, hey, hey......

I couldn't help but laugh lewdly.

A few seconds later, however, I was distressed again.

Emily is far more ...... than the other elves Stay, if you really want to go on a date with her, not only will you be punished by the family law of the four daughters here, but will the date with her be comfortable and pleasant over there?

If nothing else, just her greetings and answers to questions about the weather showed that she was definitely a rather boring girl.

Although I must admit that Emily's beauty has gone beyond recognition, with all due respect, I would rather choose a dog leash when dating such a boring girl.

While I was thinking, Emily finally continued, and she said, "Let's talk." ”

Huh?

A question mark popped up above my head, and I tentatively asked, "What were those two words you just said?" ”

Emily's voice was still very flat, but when this flat voice fell into my calm heart, it caused a stormy wave!

Make no mistake!

I was abused by you not long ago, and now you actually took the initiative to ask me out...... No, they came to me and wanted to abuse me again?

Although I have a good temper, I have to say that no matter how good my temper is, there is a bottom line!

Please, don't use your strength to challenge the bottom line of my temper!

Although your strength is indeed very strong and powerful, if you make me anxious, I will flip the table to show you believe it or not!

That's my current state of mind.

After all, as the first gentleman with high quality and high pursuit in the Zephyr 6, I naturally would not reflect the fluctuations in my heart on my face, so I bared my teeth and barely showed a smile that was quite acceptable, and I said, "Okay, if you have time." ”

Of course, there is still my own little plan hidden in this statement: if I have time, I will naturally discuss with you, but will I really have time? Hehe, don't be funny, I'm very busy every day, in addition to some messy tasks that have been assigned to me, I'm also busy gags, burping and farting! How can I have time to talk to you about abuse!

Emily nodded, and said in a tasteless tone like boiled water, "I see, thank you, goodbye." ”

After that, carrying a bag full of rats, he walked in the direction of the Elven Forest.

What's going on with this girl? Because Mao didn't have a trace of expression on his face from beginning to end, and his tone didn't fluctuate at all?

If anyone marries her, they will probably be depressed to death, hahahaha!

I laughed inwardly when I heard Cagalli's voice behind me: "The First Female Warrior is so cool no matter what she does"

Listening to the tone, she must have started to be a nymphomaniac again.

Cagalli's is currently focused on only two people, one is me and the other is the elven female warrior.

I suddenly had a very strange idea: is the elven female warrior my rival in another sense?

Just thinking about it, Cagalli walked quickly in front of me, pointed to the back of the elf female warrior, and said, "Look, Xiao Yi, isn't it cool?" ”

"Ahh

Suddenly, Cagalli came up with a sentence that caught me off guard: "Xiao Yi, if you can marry her home and be our sister, I won't stop you from marrying as many harems as you want in the future!" ”