Chapter 744: Three Demons and Three Immortals

Sun Wukong and the three of them did not give up, and started the idea of the idol again. Throwing the idol into the latrine, the three of them all sat on the altar to replace the Sanqing god seat, and ate again.

When the mysterious man in the mysterious place saw this, he was furious again. With a wave of his hand, a thunderbolt exploded in the sky above the Taoist temple, shaking the entire Taoist temple three times. Sun Wukong was shocked for a moment, so that he didn't feel anything. But Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he dropped all the fruits in his hand to the ground, looking a little panicked. The sand monk, who had always been calm, also showed a shocked face, and did not dare to make any more changes.

They are not the stunned young man of Sun Wukong, they have always known about the affairs of saints. The reason why they dare to be so bold this time is that there is Buddhism in front of them, and there is Sun Wukong in front of them, they are just accomplices, and even if they are punished, they will not be too heavy. What's more, they are still on the way to learn the scriptures, and if there is really any big punishment, they will not believe in the Bodhisattva or even come forward.

But when the punishment really came, they were still afraid. They seemed to ignore one point, the two of them were just icing on the cake, Tang Sanzang and the monkey were the protagonists of the scriptures.

After all, the third phase is a saint, and if they get angry, the West may not be able to withstand it. Maybe now for the sake of the general trend of the Heavenly Dao, they can avoid a difficulty, but what about after learning the scriptures?

They realized that they had thought things simple before, and they were so insane that they were so insane.

"Senior brother, what's wrong with you, it's just a thunderbolt." Sun Wukong turned his head and saw the gaffes of Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng, and couldn't help asking. I didn't forget to take a bite of the peach in my hand, but I also muttered in my heart that it was not as good as the queen mother's peach.

Zhu Bajie's face was slightly pale, and Sha Seng had a tacit understanding and did not speak, but silently put down the things in his hand and climbed down from the altar.

At the same time, the mysterious man waved a fairy light and landed on the group of Taoist priests who had left, turning the magic weapon on one of the Taoist priests into nothing. Now it is not appropriate for him to come forward, and he can only give a hint like this.

"Master, what's the matter, how can there be such a dry thunder at the good end?" There is a disciple who also has palpitations.

"I'm afraid it's going to rain." A bold disciple said casually.

Another disciple was also startled, and subconsciously touched his waist, but found that the magic weapon was missing, "Master, the disciple left the magic weapon in the view, go back and get it." ”

This disciple was not afraid, his three masters were very good-tempered on weekdays, and they rarely got angry.

That Luli Daxian was also a little strange about the drought thunder in his heart, not like ordinary thunder, but like the thunder of thunder punishment. I also heard that this disciple left the magic weapon in the view, and it seemed that he had grasped something bigger, "In this case, let's go back and have a look, it is not necessary that Tianzun intends to give advice." ”

Hearing what Luli Daxian said, Huli Daxian and Yangli Daxian felt reasonable, so they returned to the Sanqingguan together with a few disciples.

Sun Wukong's ears and eyes were clear, and when he heard the movement, he said: "Two junior brothers, that group of Taoist priests are back." ”

Sun Wukong suddenly made a sound, startling the two of them. But when I heard that it was the group of Taoist priests who came back, my heart relaxed a little.

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said, "Why don't you and I pretend to be them and play a trick on him?" ”

Zhu Bajie's body was weak and almost fell to the ground. Don't drag these dead monkeys to death, they want to live a few more years. Sha Seng was silent, as always.

"How about the two junior brothers, since they are both here, why don't you have a good time?" Monkey King said.

When Zhu Bajie heard this, he seemed to feel that there was some truth. Since this is all wrong, no more is too much. Since you have to be punished, then you can play enough first, and it is not unjust.

Sha Seng is eager to try in his heart, he has always been a teacher, but what is the honest duty, it is not this end. Since you may face punishment in the future, let's play enough now.

The two nodded in unison, but they both surprised each other slightly. But it seems that they see the same thing in each other's eyes.

"Hey, hey." Sun Wukong smiled, jumped on the high platform, turned into a clay statue of the god, and blew again, restoring the veil in front of the platform to its original appearance.

Seeing this, Bajie and Sha Seng also jumped up, but they did not turn into others, but the appearance of their previous lives, but this dress was like Sanqing.

Huli Daxian led everyone to the outside of the hall, and when he saw the mess all over the place, he was shocked, "Is this a villain?" ”

Several people hurriedly rushed into the main hall, looked left and right, and even looked behind the statue, but found nothing.

"It's like someone stealing food, the nucleus is there, the skin is there, but there is no human figure, it's strange." Luli Daxian Road.

Yang Li Daxian said: "Could it be that Tianzun is grateful for our sincerity, and he can't manifest his spirit." ”

Huli Daxian is high, but his brain is simple, and he feels quite reasonable when he hears this.

Lu Li Daxian frowned, obviously disagreeing with this statement. Where can Tianzun see this kind of tribute, not to mention that even if he eats it, he won't make it look like this. I don't think it's a little demon from nowhere, it's a thief, and I'm hungry and stealing food.

However, Luli Daxian didn't say it, and he actually had expectations for the manifestation in his heart. They worship every day, don't they just want to wait for this result?

After a few discussions, they asked the disciples to chant the scriptures. Missing some tributes and catching one less thief is nothing, but missing the fairy fate is a big deal.

After reciting a volume of "Huang Ting", Huli Daxian, as the eldest brother, wore a magic robe, held a jade slip, bowed to the ground, and played upwards: "Honest and fearful, the head returns." Ministers and other ministers promote religion, look up to the void, and respect the glory. Guangchen offerings, incense candles on the town day. Sincerely, Dan is respectful. Today, he has surrendered and has not returned to Xianque. I hope that the heavens will have mercy and give me and so on. ”

After Huli Daxian finished speaking, he led a group of people to kneel down.

"It's really annoying to say that they are stupid or pious." The mysterious man exasperated.

In the end, he sighed again, "It's also my fault, if it was at the beginning... Maybe not. ”

The three of Sun Wukong enjoyed a sacrifice, but their hearts were a little fluttering. Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said, "Who is kneeling?" ”

"Disciple Che Chi Guo Huli (Lu Li) (Yang Li), meet Tianzun." The three of them bowed again with some excitement.

"It's you, get up." Monkey King said.

Huli Daxian said: "Ask Tianzun to give you some elixir and divine water, so that you can offer it to the court and enjoy eternal life." ”

Bajie said: "After eating these things from him, it turned out to be the queen mother's fault." But how should we answer such prayers? ”

"Look at me." Wukong Dao.

"I waited for the Pan Tao to come up, but I didn't bring the Jindan holy water, and I will come back another day to give it." Sun Wukong changed his tone.

Just answered like this, how willing the Taoist priest below was, he begged again. Without the elixir of divine water, it is also good to leave a method of immortality.

Seeing this, Sun Wukong responded, and he already had a countermeasure in his heart at that time. So he asked Huli and the others to take the love utensils, and let them out of the main hall, and closed the door. Then the three of Wukong urinated in such a large vat.

It took a lot of effort, and at this time, the combination of Luli Daxian and this mess was even more suspicious, and even with Tiger Power and Yang Li Daxian were also suspicious. It's just to give water, so why do you need to retreat from everyone, it's so time-consuming. I think that at the beginning, that great immortal could present a hundred things with a wave of his hand.

In confusion, he heard movement from the great hall and let them in. They suppressed their doubts for a while, walked in, and when they looked at the divine water, everything would naturally be clear.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw three porcelain jars on the table, and there was a special smell wafting into the air. However, the people who were in the mood didn't care.

"This is the divine water that we have brought from the Nine Heavens, so take it and drink it." Monkey King said.

"Thank you, Tianzun."

A few people were excited, but they were not rude, so that Hu Li came first, and Lu Li and Yang Li walked to the table together.

Divine water, after so many years, they finally have a chance to taste it again.

They picked up the jar together, and when they sniffed it, a smell of urine came to their noses.

"How does this smell?" Yang Li muttered.

"The divine water of the immortal family, how can it be the same as the ordinary." Sun Wukong said.

However, at this time, the deer power immortal smashed the jar and shouted: "Who is the demon who dares to pretend to be Tianzun here." ”

And Hu Li and Yang Li also smashed the jar at this time, glaring angrily, and suddenly a smell of urine spread in the hall.

Although they are demons, they are not ignorant of little demons. The Immortal Water may taste strange, but it will never taste like this. What's more, the divine water, which one is not full of spiritual energy, mysterious and unparalleled, how can it be like this.

Coupled with this mess, this sneaky behavior, where does it look like a genuine immortal.

"Oops, big brother, we've been discovered." Bajie whispered.

However, this voice was heard by Luli Daxian, "Sure enough, it's a thief, it's so presumptuous here, if you don't take you, how can you stop today." ”

Tiger Power Daxian let out a tiger roar, and the powerful power of sound waves shattered the veil, and even shook the three of Wukong off the altar.

"There are also accomplices, two junior brothers, take them down, and then ask Tianzun for guilt." Huli Daxian shouted.

"Yes."