Chapter 177: Tang Seng was greened
Ding, congratulations to the master, gain experience +50!
The little demon who poured water immediately showed its original form when it fell to the ground and turned into a dead branch.
"You didn't want to eat meat when you arrested the poor monks, what else could you want?"
Tang Seng took a few steps back and shouted.
"Dead ...... He's dead? ”
Several dryads widened their eyes, they didn't expect Tang Seng to be so fierce.
"Monk, you misunderstood, we didn't mean to eat you!"
"Don't try to deceive the poor monk, you just want to eat me!"
Tang Seng raised the Zen staff, and then pointed at the little monster next to him, and picked it up.
Bang bang bang!
In an instant, the three little demons were killed again.
"All retreat!"
A few dryads couldn't stand it anymore and asked the little demons to withdraw.
"Senior monk, we invite you to come, just want to chant the wind and admire the moon, talk about poetry and lyrics, and have no intention of harming!"
"The poor monk is not interested in these things, and he doesn't want to talk to you anymore."
Tang Seng turned around and was about to leave.
"Slow!"
The bamboo demon stopped Tang Seng, "Actually, there is a marriage to give you tonight." ”
Tang Seng nodded clearly, isn't it Xingxian, she still wants to go to Lao Tzu!
"Call someone out and have a look!"
Tang Seng also has a hunting mentality.
"Xingxian, come out!"
Several old men greeted each other, and from the dense forest not far away, a woman walked out, wearing a light blue dress, holding an apricot branch, followed by two maids, holding a pipa to accompaniment.
"It's quite exciting, but it's a pity that it's a monster!"
Tang Seng looked up and down, thin arms and legs, ice muscles and jade skin, apricot eyes, and a smile that seduced people.
Xingxian danced next to Tang Seng, scratching her head and making a gesture, and actually used Da Fading to secretly rub a few times!
Is it tolerable or unbearable, do you think that my Tang Seng is a vegetarian?
Syllable!
Tang Seng slapped her P shares hard, full of strength.
"Holy monk, you are so bad!
Xingxian actually had an expression of enjoyment, her cheeks were full of anger, she really liked the feeling of being bullied.
It's charming, it's sassy, it's delicious!
Those old man tree demons were almost stunned, secretly envious, Tang Seng's life was really good, Xingxian took a fancy to it at a glance, they had lived with Xingxian for hundreds of years, and they had never smiled.
Don't look at these old men as decent, they are actually five or six hundred years old virgins!
"Holy monk, if you can, let's go to the cave room tonight, right?"
"Don't say yes......"
A few little old men prayed silently in their hearts, only in this way would they have a chance.
"Tonight's cave room? That's great! ”
Tang Seng agreed, and he had already seen a few old men with displeasure, and they were probably jealous.
In this way, the more unhappy they are, the better, and it is best to kill Tang Seng!
"Holy monk, let's go to the cave room!"
Xingxian was very active, and pulled Tang Seng to run to the room, eager to sow seeds and plant seedlings immediately.
Apricot fairy = sex fairy, thinking about it like this, it makes sense.
In order to successfully pull hatred, Tang Seng said: "Don't worry, lady, marriage is such a big event, don't we set a few tables of wedding wine, and make a lot of fun?" ”
"Husband is right, this will be done!"
Soon, in the place where these dryads lived (Musen-an), six tables of wine and food were placed.
There is one table for 5 dryads and four tables for other goblins.
"I really want to thank you, if it weren't for you, how could I Tang Seng marry such a good wife?"
Tang Seng deliberately sprinkled dog food in front of the tree demon.
As the saying goes, show affection and die fast!
The dryads were silent on the surface, but in fact, they were already angry in their hearts, if it wasn't for Xingxian's order to arrest Tang Seng, they wouldn't have bothered to do it.
"Brothers, today is my big day, why don't you look happy?"
Xingxian asked with a wine glass.
"Where do you see that we are unhappy, we are happy, we usually treat you as a sister, my sister is out of the cabinet, my brother wishes you to be married forever, and you will grow old!"
The bamboo demon snorted in one breath and put the wine glass on the table with a bang.
"Hmph, if you dare to bully my sister in the future, you will die!"
The cypress demon looked at him coldly and threatened.
"In the future, Xingxian will be my wife, you can play as much as you want, you can take care of it?"
In order to act realistically, Tang Seng's hand went around Xingxian's waist and took it over.
"Don't make a fuss, it's still outside."
Xingxian snorted.
"You!"
The cypress demon lungs almost exploded, Tang Seng is a hooligan.
"If the Xingxian girl is not doing well, we will not let you go!"
Several other dryads slapped the table one after another, their eyes spitting fire, envy, jealousy and hatred.
"My wife wants you to take care of it?"
Tang Seng came over, "Let's go, Xiaoxing, let's go to the cave room and let you taste the power of your husband!" ”
"I'm mad at me!"
A few dryads almost went crazy, "Have you seen it, Tang Seng, a hooligan, is still a good man in the tenth world, which blind guy gave him a rating?" ”
"Originally, the apricot girl was the five of us, who knew that the apricot girl glanced at Tang Seng, as if she was enchanted, he would not marry!"
"What's so good about a big bald head, isn't it just a little more muscle on the body, what's the big deal!"
"Yes, look at how handsome a few of us are, isn't it just a little more mature, the apricot girl actually turned a blind eye, hateful!"
The guy stroked his gray beard with an unwilling expression.
At this time, Tang Seng and Xingxian entered the cave room, and there were Chinese characters and red candles on the wall, which was very feeling.
Suddenly, Tang Seng's face changed slightly, and he felt that his body was getting hotter.
"What's going on?"
Tang Seng was stunned, and suddenly thought of the wine he drank just now, could it be that there was any medicine in it.
Do they want to eat me, or do they want to me?
Tang Seng was in a daze, and Xingxian came over with a smile: "Husband, how do you feel, the wine just now is specially brewed, and there are things in it that are Xingyang!" ”
"You!"
Tang Seng carried a small bottle of water from the mother river on his body, and he was ready to drink it for Xingxian.
hasn't started yet, but the other party has taken the lead, there is no shamelessness, only even more shamelessness!
Tang Seng is now a brass strength, which can temporarily suppress the evil fire in his body.
"Lady, come, let's have another drink!"
Tang Seng took out a small bottle and quietly poured the water of the Zimu River into it.
"Husband, I didn't expect you to drink so much!"
Xingxian took the wine glass, "Hey, why don't you drink it?" ”
"Lady, if I'm drunk, how will I ride a horse and whip you up and let you fly later?"
"Makes sense."
Xingxian drank it in one gulp.
Tang Seng opened the system, is there a sobering potion.
"Sobering potion, 500 experience, is it exchangeable?"
"Hurry up, or your master's name will be ruined!"
The exchange was successful, Tang Seng secretly drank it, and sure enough, he felt that his body had no impulse.
"Husband, it's not early, let's rest quickly!"
Xingxian leaned on the side of the bed, her eyebrows and eyes full of affection.
"Hmm."
Tang Seng deliberately delayed the time, so that the mother water would attack quickly.
Finally, after five minutes, Xingxian clutched her stomach, her face changed suddenly, and her mouth screamed.
"Lady, what's wrong with you?"
Tang Seng asked with concern, but he smiled in his heart.
"I feel so much pain in my stomach, I feel like I'm going to have a baby!"
"Have a child, didn't you just marry me, how can you have a child?"
Tang Seng had a clear eye to analyze, suddenly woke up, and pretended to be surprised, "Xingxian, you won't be looking for me to be a pick-up man, ah, the poor monk's head is so green, it's that deflated calf who cuckolded Lao Tzu!" ”
(End of chapter)