1. Chapter 1 E Milk Big Wave Girl
At the age of twenty-one, after graduating from university, Su Yu came to Zhonghai City to live alone. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info with the 100,000 yuan entrepreneurial fund sent to him by the cheap old man abroad, Su Yu first rented an apartment, and then renovated the apartment, and became a network anchor in the apartment.
Su Yu's appearance is quite passable, and his speech is also very funny, but it's a pity that playing games is a bit of a dish, so the popularity of the live broadcast has not been high, only 5,000 online viewers.
According to this level of anchor, he can only get two or three thousand yuan a month, and if he takes wolf to transport some gifts from others, it is only in his early four thousands.
With a salary of two or three thousand yuan a month, but living in a house of eight thousand yuan a month, this is tantamount to asking for hardship.
"Looks like you'll have to ask my cheap boy for some money!" Su Yu secretly thought of a set of rhetoric, picked up his mobile phone, and was about to make a call.
Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, and Su Yu saw that it was the courier's number. Because he was more familiar, he didn't bother to answer the phone, replied to a message, and went out directly to pick up the express.
Because he was in a hurry, Su Yu didn't even change his shoes, stepped on a pair of flip-flops, wore a set of shorts and pants, and hurriedly ran out.
was running to the elevator entrance, seeing that the elevator door had not closed, Su Yu hurriedly rushed into the elevator, and at this time, a big wave girl rushed to the front, and the two almost collided and fell to the ground together.
"Who, hit the old lady's Mimi to death!" The big wave girl stood up and rubbed her chest.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"
Su Yu also hurriedly stood up, perhaps because he was too flustered, he actually stretched out his right hand and rubbed it back and forth on one of the big white rabbits.
"Ah...... What are you doing......" Da Bo Mei was also confused.
"You didn't say that Mimi hurts, I'll help you rub Mimi!" Su Yu said with a cute face, and then he also felt a little wrong, and stopped rubbing it, but he felt that this Mimi's hand was too good, and he couldn't help but rub it again.
Su Yu took a closer look, the big wave girl in front of her was also about twenty years old, with a height of one meter seven, a delicate figure, fair skin, and looked a bit like Liu Yifei, but this chest was much bigger than Liu Yifei, and she was above the e-milk.
was rubbed by Su Yu for a while, and Da Bo Mei also reacted, slapped Su Yu's hand away, and frowned: "Are you eating my tofu?" β
"Please, you said it hurt your mimi, I'm just going to rub it for you." Su Yu hurriedly distinguished, but he himself didn't believe it when he said this, and he couldn't help but feel a little weak, if this big wave girl called someone, he would run quickly, anyway, she was hanging a pair of big persimmons, and she would definitely not be able to catch up with her.
Su Yu had already made up his mind, his eyes were widespread, looking for an escape route.
But to Su Yu's surprise, Da Bo Mei actually sighed, and then nodded and said, "Don't rub it, pay attention next time." β
Su Yu looked confused, he had never seen such a simple girl, and the persimmon was still so big.
The two got on the elevator together, and there was a fat house in the elevator, which was wearing glasses and staring at the big wave girl's waffle.
Su Yu immediately stood in front of the fat house, his eyes glared, and said, "Fat man, what do you see, this is my friend." β
"Oh...... Sorry, I don't know! "The fat house is a little flustered.
The big wave girl next to her didn't expect Su Yu to have such a sense of justice, so she suddenly looked at Su Yu differently, and said with a red face: "Thank you." β
"You're welcome, we're all neighbors, I live in apartment 1389 on the thirteenth floor, what about you?" Su Yu introduced herself, now is a good time to pick up girls, this big wave girl is so cute, it is definitely a very easy type to use.
"I ...... My name is Liu Feifei and I live in apartment 1390. "Big Bo Mei's voice is a little low.
"That...... My name is Zhang Zheng and I am from 1388. The fat house next to him also hurriedly agreed, and even he was a little happy.
"Hahaha, it turns out that everyone is a neighbor, but I've been living here for two months, why haven't I seen you?" Su Yu said a little strangely.
Zhang Zheng and Liu Feifei both looked at Su Yu strangely, the two of them had seen each other a few times, but it was the first time that Su Yu and the two had met. In fact, they don't know that Su Yu, as an anchor, basically stays at home, and only goes out late at night, and if he can meet him, it's hell.
"Maybe, we work at different times." The fat house pushed his glasses and analyzed.
As soon as they said that, they knew that they were all neighbors, and the atmosphere suddenly relaxed, and they introduced some basic information to each other and got to know each other.
Through chatting, Su Yu also knew that this big wave girl was a clerk of a nearby company, and she had been in Zhonghai City for less than two months. As for this fat house, he is a programming ape, working in a software company, living in a simple house on weekdays, and his interpersonal relationships are very withered.
The three are of similar age, and their interests and hobbies are similar, they all like two-dimensional, otaku culture, playing games, and watching movies, so they quickly chatted together.
After receiving the express, Su Yu generously invited the two to eat buffet hot pot, and after some exchanges, Su Yu also successfully got the WeChat account of Liu Feifei, the big wave girl.
After eating, the three of them went to their respective places and began to work.
Needless to say, Su Yu naturally opened the live broadcast room on time at four o'clock in the afternoon and started to broadcast the League of Legends live.
However, he is more dish, they are all live broadcast bronze segments, and only in this segment can he not be abused.
As soon as the live broadcast room opened, the number of people slowly rose from dozens to hundreds, of course, many of these viewers came to listen to Su Yu's jokes, and few of them really came to see Su Yu play games.
As soon as the number of people increases, the barrage will increase, and of course, there will be professional trolls of betta.
"Rookie anchor, it's live again."
"Laugh at the anchor and cry teammates."
"Seqing anchor, I'm calling the police!"
"Anchor, tell a joke quickly, if you don't talk about it, your mother will blow up!"
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Basically, it was all spitting words, Su Yu glanced at it a few times, selectively ignored it, and then began to tell meat jokes.
"Everyone, today I will tell you a little fresh joke, two corn kernels got married, the next morning, the male corn kernel woke up to find popcorn lying next to him, he asked strangely: Hey, who are you? What about my daughter-in-law? Do you know what popcorn says? β
When Su Yu tells jokes, he paints his voice and color, basically with the performance action, which is very funny.
The audience immediately started interacting, and of course it was basically spraying.
"Say wool, anchor SB!"
"Anchor, that popcorn must be a man."
"A good friend changed his daughter-in-law, and sure enough, the same sex has true love......"
"Hurry up and play the game, don't talk nonsense, I want to see you being abused."
Su Yu ignored the trolls, but picked up a fan, covered half of his face, and said in a subtle voice: "Popcorn said shyly: One shot broke people apart, so I don't know them?" β
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"Don't run, anchor, I'm going to explode your chrysanthemum!"
"There's got to be a dirty PY deal in there!"
Su Yu's last performance attracted a lot of admiration, and a few 666s were brushed up below, which means that the anchor is playing very slippery.
"Okay, it's time to enter the game, this time the anchor is playing EZ, watch me EQ two in a row, hang and beat the other side!" Su Yu laughed.
Take a closer look,I found that the opposite ADC is a policewoman,As we all know,The policewoman hits EZ is a mother beating her son,More importantly, the opposite auxiliary is a hammerstone,Own auxiliary is a wind girl,The beginning can be said to be a completely inferior gameγ