【094】I've never seen such a brazen person!
Zhang Sen wanted to hit someone when he heard this.
The Transcendent, the One, the Origin, the Enlightened, the Perfect......
How can these beings be so easy to find, although he has a good relationship with the Yellow Emperor, it is impossible for him to find the Yellow Emperor at all, unless the Yellow Emperor himself appears.
Zhang Sen had just finished complaining in his heart, and then he found out that the Yellow Emperor had really appeared......
Syllable!
This is a slap in the face......
As in the past, the Yellow Emperor appeared very suddenly, hanging on his ceiling like this, and his body was already cold.
"Senior Yellow Emperor, are you familiar with Cao Cao?" Zhang Sen raised his head and looked at the Yellow Emperor with dead fish eyes, and couldn't help but ask.
He just thought about the Yellow Emperor for a while, and the Yellow Emperor actually appeared like this, and he was very suspicious that the Yellow Emperor had been peeking at his heart.
The Yellow Emperor shook his body and said, "Cao Cao?" Of course I know, when I became a beauty, I also worked as his concubine, and that guy was a second man, tsk......"
Bang!
Zhang Sen felt as if he had heard something terrible, he swallowed his saliva, decisively chose to forget what he had just heard, and asked, "Senior Yellow Emperor, are you free now?" ”
"I'm not free, I'm busy, you see I'm busy looking for death now, how can I be free." The Yellow Emperor replied.
Zhang Sen smiled hard and said, "This is a major matter of human life......
"How can human life be at stake? Human life is worthless. The Yellow Emperor interrupted him and said bluntly.
Zhang Sen listened to it silently, because he agreed with the statement of the Yellow Emperor in his heart, and in his opinion, human life is indeed not that valuable.
"So Senior Yellow Emperor, what is the matter with you coming here this time?" Zhang Sen sighed slightly, and then asked.
The Yellow Emperor shook his body and said, "It's okay, it's just that I heard someone thinking about me, so I just came over to take a look." ”
"That's it?" Zhang Senhu asked suspiciously.
The Yellow Emperor replied, "That's it! ”
Although Zhang Sen didn't believe it, he could only forget it for the time being, after all, the Yellow Emperor didn't say his purpose, and he couldn't get any information at all.
"By the way, I remember one thing, your omniscient elf has actually been modified by some bastard, and you'd better not believe it all." The Yellow Emperor suddenly spoke again at this time.
Zhang Sen was stunned for a moment, then looked at the omniscient elf, and said in surprise: "Senior, are you saying that someone has modified my omniscient elf?" ”
"Well, that's a bastard, scum, scum, so if you know the words of an elf, don't believe it 100%, otherwise you will be trapped!" The Yellow Emperor said with great certainty, and when he said that person, Zhang Sen could hear the powerful resentment in his words.
Well......
There's definitely a story in there!
However, when he thought that his omniscient elf had been modified, he somewhat agreed with the Yellow Emperor's statement, that guy was a bastard, a scumbag, and a scum!
"Ahh
As soon as this thought came to Zhang Sen's head, he sneezed violently the next moment.
"I'm sneezing, is anyone thinking about me?" Zhang Sen wiped his nose and thought silently in his heart.
After all, although his body cannot be cultivated, it has also undergone genetic strengthening, and diseases such as colds cannot appear on his body at all, and this sneeze is too inexplicable.
The Yellow Emperor seemed to be in a better mood at this time, looked at Zhang Sen with a smile, and said, "What did you just say that human life is at stake, and you want to save that birdman girl?" ”
"Is that okay......" Zhang Sen looked at the Yellow Emperor with blank eyes, and suddenly felt like Granny.
The Yellow Emperor nodded and said, "Yes, but if you scold me once, I will promise you!" ”
"Scolding what?" Zhang Sen asked suspiciously.
The Yellow Emperor smiled and said, "I said, you can just follow me." ”
"That's it!" Zhang Sen nodded decisively and said, it's just scolding, who wouldn't, anyway, scolding won't lose a single hair.
The Yellow Emperor coughed and said, "Listen, the Lord of the Forest is a bastard, a scumbag, and a scum, huh...... That's it! ”
"Lord of the Forest?"
Zhang Sen felt that this name was a bit strange, especially with a Sen character, after all, his name also had a Sen character.
Suddenly, he was a little chilled, could he meet a man in black in the future, who was super powerful, and fell in love with him, and finally when he stabbed the other party's body with a sword, the other party took off his helmet, looked at him and said, "Actually...... I'm your dad! ”
"Hurry up, read quickly, or I'll go!" The Yellow Emperor urged at this time.
Zhang Sen restrained his mind and didn't think about it so much, after all, no matter who the Lord of the Forest was, it had nothing to do with him, so he said: "The Lord of the Forest is a bastard, a scumbag, and a scum!" ”
"Mm-hmm, I quite agree with you!" The Yellow Emperor nodded.
Zhang Sen looked at the Yellow Emperor speechlessly, this was obviously what the Yellow Emperor said, he just wanted to say to the Yellow Emperor now: "I have never seen such a brazen person!" ”
"Okay, let's go, aren't you going to save people?" The Yellow Emperor put away his smiling expression at this time, his body floated directly down from the hanging rope, and spoke.
Zhang Sen nodded and said, "Then let's go, I'll use a stand-in, senior, you can go over!" ”
"Well, we'll see you later!"
The Yellow Emperor nodded, watching Zhang Sen lie on the bed again and close his eyes, his eyes were so dark that they seemed to be able to devour Zhang Sen.
But after a while, he shook his head, thinking about whether to get a man in black out, and then fall in love with Zhang Sen and kill him?
The next moment, he shook his head, glanced at Zhang Sen with deep meaning, and then disappeared in an instant.
After the Yellow Emperor disappeared, Zhang Sen reopened his eyes, he looked at the omniscient elf, and asked, "Elf, who is the lord of the forest?" ”
"The Lord of the Forest is a man of wisdom and beauty, who is unparalleled in benevolence and righteousness, virtuous and artistic, righteous and thin, with a face like a crown of jade, well-dressed, graceful, standing up to the sky, majestic, heroic and handsome...... The beautiful man! The omniscient elf's mouth was like a Gatling, and he suddenly uttered countless words of praise, and finally ended the praise after half an hour.
Zhang Sen was petrified throughout the whole process, he now believed that the omniscient elf had been modified, but the shamelessness of the person who modified it was far beyond his imagination.
Again, I've never seen anyone so brazen!
He silently put away the omniscient elf, I don't know why the mood is much better, at least the omniscient elf has been modified, can it be considered that the words of the omniscient elf may not be true?
If it's not all true, is it possible to negate the answer that the omniscient elf had before, and maybe he can be detached?
It's just that it was modified by the other party, so it said no?
Uh-huh!
This idea is well-founded and convincing.
Zhang Sen put on the chip, and instantly projected his consciousness onto the Night Shadow Dominator, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Michelle's ass, hmm...... It's good to be wearing panties.
"What's going on?" Zhang Sen appeared with a big question mark in an instant.
The next moment, he began to change his form, and Michelle seemed to feel the vibration of the sitting black egg, and immediately got down from the black egg, watching the black egg turn into a human form in the blink of an eye.
"Ahem, why are you sitting on top of me?" Zhang Sen asked a little embarrassed.
Michelle didn't have any embarrassment, and replied: "Half an hour ago, a senior suddenly appeared, and after he cured me, he said that there may be sequelae, and if you want to relieve the sequelae, it is best to sit on your substitute for half an hour." ”
"Hehe, that's supposed to be the seniors joking with you!" Zhang Sen immediately realized that this was the Yellow Emperor's prank, so he said with a smile.
Michelle sighed: "It's a pity that the senior had a little problem with his brain, so he came to rescue me and left." ”
"Isn't it okay to save you?" Zhang Sen asked puzzled.
Michelle looked at the monsters that were still fighting below, and said, "I'd rather he didn't save me, but take the others out of this barrier." ”
"Makes sense!"
Zhang Sen suddenly remembered that it seemed that their biggest trouble now was the enchantment.
It's a pity that the Yellow Emperor has always come and gone like the wind, and he doesn't know when the next time he will see the Yellow Emperor.
As soon as the thought came to him, he noticed that a monster suddenly became unaccustomed to the soil, and violently vomited out a yellow, orange and orange strip.
“……”
Zhang Sen looked at the Yellow Emperor who was vomited out by the monster, and was speechless for a while.
At this time, the Yellow Emperor slowly stood up, patted the dust on his body, and the next moment a tentacle rolled his leg and hung him upside down, he hurriedly covered the position in the middle of his legs, and shouted: "Don't, don't......"
"Huh."
Zhang Sen laughed dryly twice, not looking at the spicy-eyed picture.
And Michelle was stunned, just now she thought that her predecessor was a big master, but in a blink of an eye, the image of a master collapsed, and she felt that her brain was a little unable to turn.
The tentacle monster wrapped up the Yellow Emperor and swallowed it, but then it seemed to have eaten something unpalatable, and suddenly spit it out again, the Yellow Emperor suddenly stood up in disappointment, glanced at the monster speechlessly, and then appeared next to Zhang Sen with a flash.
"Yellow Emperor senior!" Zhang Senqiang exclaimed with a smile.
The predecessors of the Yellow Emperor looked at Michelle, although Michelle felt that the Yellow Emperor was out of tune and had a super eccentric personality, but he also knew that the Yellow Emperor was a master, so he hurriedly said: "Michelle has seen his predecessors!" ”
"Would you like to have a baby with this guy?" The Yellow Emperor looked at Michelle and asked.
As he spoke, he also pointed at Zhang Sen.
Zhang Sen hurriedly spoke: "Senior Yellow Emperor, don't be kidding, I have a wife, and I have two, and I don't plan to marry again!" ”
"It's a pity, he is a strict wife, and you have no play." When the Yellow Emperor heard this, he said to Michelle with a regretful face, and his face seemed to say, you missed a big treasure.
What can Michelle say at this time, just keep smiling, as for the heart...... Hehe.
"Okay, let's get down to business, you're short of money, aren't you?" The Yellow Emperor did not continue to talk about this topic, and suddenly changed his mind and asked Zhang Sen.
Zhang Sen nodded and said, "It's indeed a little poor." ”
"I've left a treasure in one world, are you interested?" The Yellow Emperor immediately asked with a strange smile.
Zhang Sen's face was straight, and he said: "The treasure of the seniors, how dare the juniors ask for it, although the juniors are short of money, the juniors will use their own hands to obtain it through labor, and the seniors should keep it for themselves!" ”
"It's late, I just accidentally ate my treasure map by that monster." The Yellow Emperor squinted and smiled, then looked at the monster below.
Zhang Sen chuckled, immediately looked down, and then his face became darker and darker.