Chapter 833: Cagalli's Complex
Taking the paper, Wren glanced at me helplessly, he thought that I was too lazy to ask him to help explain the content of the paper, right?
Well, he didn't think it right.
...... Not exactly, in fact, I am not only lazy, but also afraid of trouble.
Explaining the Q&A felt like having a tutor teach me individually at home, boring and boring.
But I have to admit that Wren's torture must have been quite harsh, after all, the elves are known as the most determined race, and the elf who was tortured actually took all the private questions such as his 'favorite type and color of underwear to wear on weekdays', which can be seen how terrifying it is.
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It sounds like Wren's question is detailed, but the elf's answer seems perfunctory, and even, there are a few questions answered, and the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth.
I wondered, "Wren, why have I heard so many incomprehensible answers?" Could it be that you were teased by him? ”
"No," Wren said categorically, "I believe in my strength in torture, and I believe that this elf's words are true." ”
"But all of these questions are vague and ambiguous......"
"That's because he really doesn't know anything inside," Wren said, "and it's possible that he's been specially trained to hide some secrets with vague words." ”
"Ah, if that's the case, it's better not to kill him," I said bitterly, "If you torture him for a few more days, you might get more." ”
"Impossible" Wren bluntly dismissed my conjecture: "Once you have received this kind of training, no matter how much you torture you, you will not be able to get any results in the end." ”
"I'll go, really?" I was shocked: "Why do I have a creepy feeling?" ”
"This is a necessary means for the royal family to protect the secret of the unspeakable," Wren said, "whether it is Moonlight City, or Eri City, or Dasai City and Vicky Castle, or even Yorkhan. ”
Speaking of this, Wren's face was slightly gloomy, and his voice became gloomy: "Those royal families, the descendants of those legendary heroes, have always been the dirtiest existences. ”
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Not hearing any useful information I was looking for, I left Wren some money and walked out of the treehouse.
When I got home, Barbara was sitting on the sofa talking to everyone, and when she saw me coming back, she stepped on the ground with one foot and stepped on the coffee table with one foot, crossed her waist and raised her eyebrows, very displeased: "Xiao Yi! Say! When did you hook up with Emily! ”
"What are you talking about?" I looked confused: "When did I hook up with Emily?" I don't know? ”
"Then why did she pull you away alone today!" Barbara snorted, "You dare to say that there is no adultery!" ”
"Where do you want to go" I approached her, flicked it on her head, and said, "The brain hole is too big, girl, this is not good~"
"Look!" Barbara covered her forehead, with tears in her eyes, with a pitiful expression, and said, "Xiao Yi actually hit me on the head for that woman~~~"
As she spoke, her ears spun around.
The turning ears exposed her smug heart, and this little girl actually pretended to be pitiful in public.
Those present, who have a little emotional intelligence, can see that Barbara is pretending to be pitiful to win sympathy.
But it's a pity that there is such a person, who doesn't have a long emotional intelligence at all - the proportion has an angry face, pointing at me and yelling, turning on the provocative mode.
His meaning is very simple: to dare to hurt the heart of a beautiful woman is simply an unforgivable sin!
Immediately afterward, he was dragged away by Godot and dragged into the room, probably to do something indescribable.
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I heard that Emily and I might be having an adulterous relationship, and Cagalli was the most excited.
This girl had a strange admiration for Emily from the beginning, and even once encouraged me to include Emily in the harem, which really made me a little embarrassed - Emily, would she be willing to stoop down and marry me? Besides, I don't want to be the most jealous and hated man in the Zephyr Continent for the time being.
As time went on, I found that Cagalli's admiration for Emily had sublimated again, and now it finally had a bit of a perverted taste.
Just now, when Emily was mentioned, I saw Cagalli's eyes wide open and her snort became unusually heavy, like a middle-aged perverted uncle looking at the indescribable mysterious area between Black Silk Lori's legs.
In the Zephyr Continent, same-sex love refers exclusively to men, but there are no appropriate words for same-sex love for women.
However, there is such a word on earth - lily.
The current Cagalli, with Emily's feelings, is a lily's tendency.
But fortunately, Cagalli is only interested in Emily as a woman now, and if in the future, the Lily Da Gong method is extended, grows and sublimated, and finally reaches a certain point that is out of control, then my catastrophic days may also come.
At that time, with Cagalli's love for women, the number of my harem will also rise in a straight line, as the saying goes, the iron pestle is sharpened into a needle, and the exhausted person will die, and there is also the possibility that if you are not careful, you will be squeezed into a human dry.
Thinking that I am so old and a virgin, a warehouse of ammunition that I have easily saved will be cleared in an instant, and it is more likely to be forcibly overdrawn, and my heart can't stop shivering.
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After that, I had another spar with Taylor, no, to be exact, he did me a brutal training on me, about combat.
I lay motionless on the ground, like a dead dog.
Lily and Lizzie each held a wooden stick, slapping my head, and then turned to ask Remy, who couldn't help hovering above my head, "Is Brother Xiao Yi dead?" ”
"No~" Remy said: "Your brother Xiaoyi is only half dead, and there is still a long way to go from the real death~"
Me: T-T, by the way, how much you want to see me die!
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During the meal, Anaritta was a little absent-minded, and after the meal, Susan came over and told me, "Princess Anarita misses her sister a little." ”
"Ah, that's normal, it's normal for people" I suddenly felt that what I said was excessive, so I paused and asked her, "Then how did you reply to her?" ”
"I told her to be patient," said Susan, "and the situation is dangerous, and if she shows up, it will not only threaten her life, but also the life of Her Majesty." ”
"Well, you're right......" I glanced at her a little lost eyes, suddenly smiled, and said, "Well, there's no way to do anything if she really misses her sister, so I'll find time to talk to the Elf Empress and Princess Anareta these days, and let them come quietly, so it's always okay." ”
"Really?" Susan's eyes lit up, and her face lit up.
"As long as you want to do it, there will always be a way."
(End of chapter)