Chapter 34: The Fourth Class

"Weiss is the breadwinner of a family, but every day he comes home from the mine, he can't get rid of the filth on his hands."

The Cuckold paused and continued, "We can clearly see the dirt in Weys's fingernails, so what? He couldn't wash it off, and Weiss picked up the bread every day to eat it, and the filth would become bacteria and be eaten by Weiss into his body. ”

"I can tell you responsibly that this kind of eating habit will cut Weiss life in half." The cuckold merchant was very serious when he spoke, but few people watching the play below could trust him.

"I swear, under the watchful eye of the goddess of light, no one dares to lie here. Even Archbishop Victor was able to confirm what I said. ”

With a "boom", the inside of the stands boiled, with the archbishop of the Goddess of Light Sect as a guarantee, the merchant did have a high probability of saying right, and some believers looked at the snow-white paste in the hands of the green hat merchant even more fanatically.

If you change your eating habits, you can live for more than ten or twenty years?

It's incredible!

Could it be that thing is a precious medicine researched by the Goddess of Light?

But that's not what Lugnica wrote!

What the hell is going on?

Unconsciously, even the nobles in the restaurants around the Goddess Square stood up.

With their abilities, it is obvious that they cannot see through the magic of what is in the hands of merchants.

"So......." the two black rectangular squares began to rumble again, "we are the Bauhinia Chamber of Commerce, dedicated to extending people's lives. We have invested a lot of time and money, but the drugs we have developed have little effect, except for some expensive health products that may have an effect on those noble lords, but they cannot be popularized by the whole people. ”

The cuckold businessman thought to himself, anyway, it didn't cost more to brag than to bragged, so he just continued to brag.

"We went back and forth, until one day, I met Archbishop Vickers, and our research team began to pay attention to the process of the priests casting spells, of course, ......"

Breathe a screen from the audience.

"Of course, we didn't come up with anything."

"Huh~" There was a burst of disgust from the audience.

"However, with the help of Archbishop Vickers, we have established that people who are hygienic generally live longer than those who are not hygienic."

"I'm not speaking to Mr. Weiss, or any of you, but I'm talking about all of you in this room when it comes to personal hygiene...... It's all spicy chicken! ”

"Boom! ~”

The audience was as noisy as the vegetable market, and even many grumpy people began to throw things at the stage!

"Hum~"

The knight boys surrounding the stands emitted holy light from their bodies, forming an almost transparent protective shield that wrapped the red high platform.

"Everyone, pay attention, this is the Goddess Square!"

A certain knight's brother burst into a shout, and the holy light completely released the sound, instantly overpowering the noisy goddess square.

The voices in the crowd were lowered, and the hundred-meter-high statue of the goddess stood in front of them, and many people still didn't dare to be disrespectful.

"I'm sorry I didn't make it clear." The green-hat merchant cleared his throat, and although his face remained unchanged, he was actually panicked.

But he can't help it, these speeches were given to him by the master, what can he do? He's desperate too!

After today, perhaps on a dark and windy night, he will be knocked on a stick, thrown into the river and drowned by some nobleman who hates him......

Suppressing the panic in his heart, the Cuckold Merchant continued to speak: "As we all know, we are in a fantasy era, because there is 'Mana' in the air, which prompted the birth of the magic messenger, and because of the elves, we have the elven envoy again. ”

"Because I don't know how many years ago, there were some sparks of love between our human race and other races, rubbing against each other, and a whole new race was born."

"Fart!" There were disgruntled men in the audience who shouted loudly, "It's obviously those unreasonable beasts who have forced us human women to give birth to those indiscriminate and shitty things!" In order to maintain their rule, the aristocratic lords don't care if we ordinary civilians in Luganica are doing well or not! ”

"Some disgusting officials, for the sake of votes, would rather divide large tracts of land for half-human habitation, and drive those of us who have lived here for generations to the slums at the foot of the mountain!"

"I'll just ask here! Have you ever seen a half-man in a slum?! ”

"We are the lowest class in this country! On top are you petty merchants and peddlers, on top are half-men, on top are officials, and then nobles! ”

"That's what they do with the Lugnica Natives! When our ancestors lived here, there was no Lugnica country! ”

Soon, the knights of the Knights Templar arrested the man, and the shouting man continued to shout: "Look at you, you numbs! It won't be long before all of Lugonica will be a half-human world! Once they master Mana and possess the talents of magicians, it will be the end of the aristocratic class! Hahahaha! You're all going to die in that war! ”

"What bullshit aristocracy! What bullshit officials! What a bullshit country ......"

The Templars sealed the man's ability to speak, dragging him out of the crowd.

Silence, deathly silence.

Because the education level of the demi-people was generally low, they could barely read the newspaper, and they were not interested in the Goddess of Light Cult, so there were not many demi-people present.

But without exception, where there are half-humans, humans give way to a large clearing, as if there are not half-humans standing there, but some ferocious man-eating beast.

"Ahem, cough, cough~"

The voice of a cuckold merchant came from the black eerie box.

"I'm sorry, guys, there was some conflict, but we continue to focus on our product."

The cuckold merchant was silent, he didn't expect that person to have such a big reaction.

He jumped over half a man and went straight to the next class.

"The aristocracy, they, or their ancestors, were people who made extraordinary contributions to the stability and prosperity of the country."

"The aristocracy controls the country, and most of the resources are for them, including some expensive spices, toiletries, medical care, etc."

"Even ordinary nobles who can't learn magic and swordsmanship will live longer than commoners."

"What's going on? Is it because they eat better than others, sleep warmer than others, and play happier than others? ”

"In a way, it does have some effect. But the most important thing is that they pay attention to hygiene. ”

"With all that said, let's ask Mr. Weiss to experiment with the effects of soap for us."

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