Chapter 23: Ask the Captain for His Age (Happy Chinese New Year's Eve!) )
"Okay, boss, can you let me talk to this little brother?" At this time, the military general Zhuge came out from the side and said.
"What do we have to talk to him about!" Wushuang Lu Bu was so angry that his face turned blue.
The two bosses were robbed, and he and the big demon are not finished!
"Boss, I wasn't there at the time, maybe there was some misunderstanding here......"
"What misunderstanding can there be, your boss wants to swallow the boss alone, unload the mill and kill the donkey." Xia Xiaobai said lightly.
General Zhuge : "......"
"Even if that's the case, you've grabbed it and you've got the equipment, so why don't you join us? We would have been more welcome. General Zhuge thought for a while and said.
Xia Xiaobai shook his head, "This is impossible. ”
"Then we'll be reconciled." General Zhuge thought for a while and said, "Monster, you robbed us of the experience, and we can't come back, but our boss really needs that excellent equipment, if you hand over that excellent equipment, our heroes will never target you again, how about it?" ”
"Zhuge what do you say!" Wushuang Lu Bu immediately disagreed when he heard it, reconcile? Why!
He has been so angry these days, how can he be reconciled!
"Boss, this little brother is not a simple person, so we ......" the military general Zhuge persuaded with kind words.
And Xia Xiaobai sneered on the side, wanting to hand over the equipment honestly? It's up to them to say that!
Xia Xiaobai was about to refuse, but his eyes suddenly lit up.
"If you want me to hand over my equipment, just answer my question!"
"Oh?" General Zhuge suddenly looked at Xia Xiaobai suspiciously, "What questions, I'll try it, questions related to "Apocalypse", as long as I know, I will answer you." ”
However, at this time, Wushuang Lu Bu looked at Xia Xiaobai, and he couldn't help but shudder, because he felt that this big demon king was going to start asking some strange questions like last time!
"Then listen well...... Xia Xiaobai coughed twice, "There are 80 cows and 36 sheep in one boat, ask ...... How old is the captain? ”
What?!
The military general Zhuge immediately urinated, he listened well before, but when he heard Xia Xiaobai say the number, he was a little surprised, but he didn't expect it to be a math problem.
You can come up with a math problem, it seems that the problem is not difficult, but what is the problem with this problem, the age of the captain? Nima knows the captain's age!
System Prompt: You get 444 negative sentiment points from "General Zhuge of the Warriors"!
System Prompt: You gain 233 negative sentiment points from "Peerless Lu Bu"!
Wushuang Lu Bu had a calm face, it seems that this guy doesn't want to hand over his equipment!
Looking at the peerless Lu Bu who was about to make a move, Xia Xiaobai smiled: "Are you sure you really want to do it, although there are many of you, I can't defeat you alone, but if you want to run, you can't do anything to me, and in the process of pursuit, I'm afraid you will have to hang up a few people." ”
"yes, boss." Zhuge on the side also spoke, "You can't do it, at least—you have to wait for him to finish the answer before you do it!" ”
Wushuang Lu Bu collapsed immediately, MMP, is this the answer?
System Prompt: You gain 999 negative sentiment points from "Wushuang Lu Bu"!
Xia Xiaobai watched very happily from the sidelines, didn't this military general Zhuge Mo really regard himself as Zhuge Liang, and felt that his IQ had declined, and he wanted to know the answer?
"Zhuge , will there be an answer to this question? Don't be funny, don't you see that this kid is clearly playing with us?! "Wushuang Lu Bu is so angry.
Xia Xiaobai was a little surprised, but he didn't expect this product to seem to be smarter.
"Who said there was no answer." Xia Xiaobai thought for a while and said.
"Huh?" Wushuang Lu Bu sneered, "The question has nothing to do with the answer, you told me that there is an answer to this question?" ”
Xia Xiaobai smiled: "Your low IQ doesn't mean that there is no answer to this question, in fact, this is an open question, just answer it reasonably——"
"The average cow weighs 300 catties, 80 cows are 12 tons, the average sheep is 80 catties, and the 36 sheep are 1.44 tons."
"With an average floor area of 1 m² per sheep and an average of 2 m² per cow, 80 cows and 36 sheep require at least 196 m² of space."
"From the above data, it can be concluded that loading these cattle and sheep requires at least a 196m² cargo ship and a ship that can carry at least 14 tons of cargo, such ships have exceeded the national regulations for civilian ships, and driving such ships requires at least a national Class D certificate of competency, according to our Huaxia Class D Certificate of Competency, learning such certificates requires at least a college degree and 72 months of age, and it is basically 21 years old to get a college degree, plus 72 months old, the captain is at least 27 years old......"
Wushuang Lu Bu: "......"
General Zhuge : "......"
MD, neurosis!
They suddenly realized that talking to this great demon king was a waste of time, and the more they talked, the more the other party's monkey wisdom subtraction method would make their IQ drop even more.
Nima can find an answer to this kind of question, it seems to be very reasonable!
System Prompt: You gain 999 negative sentiment points from "Wushuang Lu Bu"!
System Prompt: You get 999 negative sentiment points from "General Zhuge of the Warriors"!
Xia Xiaobai's heart is getting happier and happier, there are so many negative emotions!
"Forget it, you can't continue to talk nonsense with him, let's do it!"
With a snort, the peerless Lu Bu pointed at Xia Xiaobai.
"Oh? Do you really want to do it with me? Xia Xiaobai smiled and spoke.
"Do you think I'm talking about fun?" Wushuang Lu Bu said coldly.
"That's right." Xia Xiaobai nodded, "Since that's the case, then I'll go first." ”
With a wave of his hand, Xia Xiaobai turned around in a dashing manner, and then-
Run!
Shout......
Looking at the puff of smoke and dust that was raised, the peerless Lu Bu and the military general Zhuge were messy in the wind.
What about your momentum just now? What about your arrogance just now? Where did you go?!
System Prompt: You gain 666 negative sentiment points from "Wushuang Lu Bu"!
System Prompt: You get 666 negative sentiment points from "General Zhuge of the Warriors"!
At the moment, there are no shoes with movement speed attached, so although there are many of them, it is still difficult to chase them if they want to.
In short, today they are a big loss, not to mention helping the big demon king fight a boss in disguise, and they also gave away a piece of excellent equipment!
"Great Demon King, you wait, I won't let you go!!" Wushuang Lu Bu said coldly.
…
Xia Xiaobai looked at a large number of system prompts, and his heart blossomed, he earned more than 10,000 negative emotional points from the people of Wushuang Lu Bu, and if it was converted into experience, it was more experience than fighting the boss!
Just hit the boss can be upgraded by the extra bonus brought by the leapfrog monster killing, not the skip kill monster, and it is difficult to level up when you hit the boss!
Seeing that the time was already more than five o'clock in the afternoon, Xia Xiaobai found a place to go offline everywhere in Liaoyuan City.
Eat and go!