No kidding!

"Xinxin, let's go, go home and eat cake, it's cold here."

Glaring at the sheep viciously, regardless of whether it would be afraid or not, Shen Chong turned around and led his daughter back to the rattan table to pack up her things and prepare to leave.

Everything was too weird tonight, and he didn't want to get entangled with a goat here at all.

It's just a sheep, not to mention the ability, I'm also a retired fighter, can I still be afraid?

Dare to come over?

I'll give you in minutes!

Want to eat my daughter?

Do you know that this weather is more compatible with eating mutton soup?

Although Xinxin was puzzled, she was obedient and did not make a fuss, but followed alongside.

The black goat on the side of the bushes was glared at by Shen Chong fiercely, and actually hesitated for a moment, but after a short hesitation, it still couldn't resist the temptation of instinct, and walked quickly with its hooves.

Seeing that the situation was not right, Shen Chong put down the box covering the cake, pulled Xinxin behind him, and clenched his fists to face the abnormal sheep.

The black goat stepped across the lawn, walked down the curb, and creaked down the concrete floor.

"What's wrong?"

Xinxin asked, her head flashing out from behind Shen Chong, "Huh! Daddy, this sheep is so scary! It's even more scary than the big black dog in my grandfather's house! ”

Shen Chong touched her head slightly sideways, "Don't be afraid, Dad is here." Do you want to eat mutton soup? Ate warm. ”

"Huh? I want to eat! But the sheep are so pitiful, should we not eat them? ”

Although Xinxin was a little afraid, she actually begged for mercy for this sheep.

Shen Chong pouted, it's useless for us to bear it, it's going to kill itself.

The black goat walked two or three meters in front of the two and stopped.

Shen Chong leaned down, raised his hands weakly, made a fluttering gesture, and commanded in his mouth: "Xinxin is obedient, hide behind Dad's back, it wants to play eagle and catch chickens with us." ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The baby daughter cheered behind her back, but Shen Chong's expression was grim.

Of course, he was not afraid of sheep, but he was afraid that this obviously strange beast would hurt his daughter.

He made up his mind that as long as this thing went one step further, he would make the first move and throw it directly into the lake.

At this moment, the black goat suddenly raised its head and bleated in its mouth.

Shen Chong's eyes widened, thinking that he was hallucinating.

It does bleat like a normal sheep, yes.

But its pronunciation is very strange, and the rhythm is also very strange, incoherent, as if it is spit out word by word.

If you think about it carefully, it seems to be deliberately imitating the tone and rhythm of human speech, but it is too vague, and the pronunciation is not standard, so you can't understand the meaning.

Shen Chong thought to himself that he was really crazy today, and he should see a psychiatrist.

I actually have the illusion that sheep speak human words.

"Baa, baa."

"You let. I earn a lot of money. I eat. ”

Seeing that he didn't understand, the black goat used a slower rhythm, suppressed his throat, and bleated again, word by word.

This time, its pronunciation was more standard, Shen Chong completely unfolded his brain, chewed hard, and actually understood a little.

He understood the words "you let", this sheep just wanted Shen Chong to step aside.

"I eat" is not difficult to understand.

But what does it mean to "I earn a lot"?

Shen Chong desperately recalled, remembering that he knew a B station UP master in Shaanxi in his previous life, and when he faced him, he praised himself for being very powerful, and what he said was "Shen Chong, you earn a lot." ”

Then the meaning of this sheep is very clear.

It felt that it was more powerful, and Shen Chong was not its opponent, so it asked Shen Chong to get out of the way and not block it from eating Xinxin.

Shen Chong expressed his surprise that a black goat that spoke Shaanxi dialect was really cute.

I lose!

What a fart!

How big my nerves are, so easily and freely accepted the strange setting that the sheep standing in front of me can actually speak Shaanxi dialect!

I'm rubbing, rubbing, rubbing!

Is it a unitary zero?

I'm going to call the police, this time it's definitely not a false alarm, it's absolutely true!

There are sheep here who can only speak, and they are also in the Shaanxi dialect!

It's going to eat my baby girl!

"Daddy, this sheep is crying so strangely. What is it talking about? ”

Shen Chong's back was happy to ask.

In order to maintain his daughter's worldview, Shen Chong decided to tell a lie, "Dad can't understand what the sheep is saying, maybe it has an uncomfortable throat." ”

After speaking, Shen Chong turned back to face the front again, and took the initiative to walk forward, waving his hand to drive away, shouting in his mouth, "Go!" Go away! ”

I don't care if you speak Shaanxi dialect or where the dialect is, let me, the father, get out of the way, so that you can eat my daughter?

Is it possible?

Don't say you're just a talking sheep, even if you're a talking tiger!

He didn't have the heart to wonder how strange this was, whether he was enchanted by himself, or whether he really saw a monster.

Now he just wants to get the shitty sheep out of the way and take Xinxin home.

Even he has quickly accepted this unscientific state of affairs.

Since he can obtain a completely unscientific weird self-healing ability, he can't explain it with any theory on the earth in his previous life.

Then what is unacceptable about the appearance of a black goat who can speak Shaanxi dialect?

Call!

Seeing that Shen Chong didn't agree, and even came to drive himself, the black goat suddenly became furious, grinned, and then lowered his head, spread his feet, and slowly retreated.

Shen Chong had seen sheep fighting, and knew that it was going to distance itself so that it could speed up and collide with it.

The crimson glow in its eyes grew even stronger, like a mad demon.

The Meridian Ridge black goat's distinctive gray curved horns shone in the night light, and its muscles gradually tensed as it took a stance.

Its body, which was taller than an ordinary sheep, actually gave Shen Chong the illusion of facing a fierce beast at this moment.

This sheep, it's playing for real!

Shen Chongquan understood.

No matter how much wisdom it has, just like itself, it is attracted by the strange fragrance coming from Xinxin's body.

Even his own father, who was almost unable to resist that impulse, let alone it?

So, today's fight is unavoidable, and it's time to show it the strength of the fighters.

Although the otaku Shen Chong has not been able to integrate the various fighting tactics and skills passed on to him in the memory of his predecessor, the muscle memory left by the athlete's body has not been reduced.

It's just fighting, whether it's fighting with people or sheep, isn't it essentially better than who has strong dynamic vision, quick reaction, and quick skills?

Shen Chong felt that he didn't need any tricks at all, so he rushed up and punched the old master to death, oh no, the old goat was fine.

What's more, he also has the ability to not be afraid of getting hurt!

Although the first opponent after being reborn as an anomaly turned out to be a sheep, it seemed quite like that, but fortunately, it would spit out people's words, and the grade immediately went up.

The first strike is strong, and the second attack suffers, the lion fights the rabbit with all his strength, not to mention that there is a baby lion cub behind the lion, Shen Chongke will not give the black goat a chance to completely pull away, and after making up his mind, he will pull his legs and rush forward.

His eyes were round with rage, and his tongue was thunderous.

"Give me death!"