Chapter 1: Crossing the Bandits

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Bandits, cunning, swift, are foxes in the forest, come and go freely in the mountains and forests, shuttle like swallows, good at tracking, searching, mostly individuals or small groups of several people.

However, when the bandits gather together, they become the mountain bandits who everyone hears of and change color, occupy the mountain as the king, block the road and rob, although there are rules, as long as they seek wealth smoothly, do not hurt people's lives and do not rob the sex, but the personnel engaged in this profession are often not of high quality, and always do the deeds of robbing money and killing people, resulting in a reputation that is quite bad.

And the prospect of the profession of mountain bandits, but also depends on the general environment, if you encounter a peaceful and prosperous world, the world is clear, it will not be long before it will be exterminated by the government, a life whimper, but if the world is difficult, the world is in chaos, and the luck is a little better, that is, all the way to the righteous army, it is also possible to enclose the land for the king to change the dynasty.

Zhou Shaoyu's luck is not bad, not only met the legendary crossing, but also became a very promising son of a bandit, that's right, at present, the corrupt officials of the Great Zhou Dynasty are in charge, and the traitors control the court.

"Whew!" Zhou Shaoyu spat at fiercely. "Is there any mistake, I am a 21st century college student, the company's HR director, and I actually crossed into a bandit! Future, there's a fart future! ”

Zhou Shaoyu looked at this humble cave speechlessly, and the four sturdy men who were eating in the cave who didn't know what kind of vegetables were made into a paste and eaten, the future? Even if Zhou Shaoyu himself is added, there are only five thieves in total, what future can he have.

"Shaoyu, why don't you eat? Hurry up and eat enough to have the strength to work, you are seriously ill, this time is not less money, and if you don't make a windfall, we have to drink the northwest wind. "A muscular man who looks like he is in his forties, yes, this guy is Zhou Shaoyu's cheap dad in this life, Zhou Dashan.

Zhou Dashan was originally a hunter and made a living by hunting, because his family was poor and had no money to marry a wife, so he kept dragging it out, until he married a pretty widow, which led to the birth of Zhou Shaoyu, but the pretty widow died of famine and plague a few years ago, and it was also at that time that Zhou Dashan thought that the world was difficult, so he took a few brothers from the Zhou family to become bandits.

That's right, there are three men left, they are Zhou Shaoyu's second uncle, third uncle and fourth uncle, and the name is also very uncreative called Ershan, Sanshan and Sishan, it is said that if there is a baby in the future, it will simply be called Eryu Sanyu Siyu.

Look, just look at this name to know their cultural level, the name Zhou Shaoyu was taken by the cheap old mother who had already died of the plague, Zhou Shaoyu was very happy, this is much better than what Zhou Dayu is. Moreover, thanks to the blessing of this cheap mother, he taught reading and reading since he was a child, which in Zhou Dashan's opinion, this is a reader, because although Zhou Shaoyu is only sixteen years old, and he is still the only junior, what he said has been quite valued.

"You're going to rob the road today?" Zhou Shaoyu's eyes widened, and he asked in surprise, he only crossed over a few days ago, and he had a high fever and was confused for several days, and many things had not been sorted out.

"What words! What a robbery, is to buy road money! "On Tuesday, Shan corrected with a straight face, this long-term expressionless face, the most serious.

"Eh, buy the road money......" Zhou Shaoyu sweated profusely, and remembered a classic line, bah, I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, leave the road money!

"Okay, what's the difference, why bother with this." Wednesday Shan waved his hand and didn't care. "Your third uncle and I heard the news, a rich boy and brother passed by in Qianzhou, and he also brought his family, but he only followed a maid and a guard, this is not a fat fish!"

Immediately afterwards, Zhou Shan couldn't wait to say: "Haha, this ticket must be an easy big deal, our Zhou family four tigers may be rich, and when we turn around, we will spend money to buy a mother-in-law, except for the eldest brother, our brothers have not tasted the taste of women." ”

Zhou Shaoyu covered his face, the four tigers of the Zhou family sounded very domineering, but the fourth uncle, can you not rub your feet.

"Can we not rob the road?" Zhou Shaoyu listened in a panic, a good civilized person, suddenly changed his identity and became a roadblock bandit, no one can accept it, not to mention whether he can pass the moral level in his heart, just whether he has the courage is not a big problem.

"What do we eat and drink?" Zhou Dashan frowned. "There is no turning back now, several of us have been wanted by the county government, and we can't go anywhere without household registration, unless we become homeless people, and then sell ourselves to a big family......

"Stop, no need to say." Zhou Shaoyu can't bear it, it's better to be a bandit than that, at least there is a little freedom. And Zhou Shaoyu thought about it hard, although the Zhou brothers said that they robbed the road, they are also good thieves with morals and bottom lines, they only seek money, not rob sex, and don't want human lives, so the psychological burden is not so heavy.

"But as I mean, don't do this vote." Since they are all wanted by the government, they have no chance to change their faces, so they can only accept this identity, thinking about it carefully, Zhou Shaoyu feels that this so-called fat fish can't start.

"Why?" The four tigers of the Zhou family asked in unison.

"Third uncle, what did you inquire, but their party set off from Qianzhou?" Zhou Shaoyu asked rhetorically.

"Yes, Qianzhou Fucheng set off, went to the capital Jinling, passing by here, Fang stayed in the county seat last night, a weak crown couple, a maid and a small servant, plus a guard. Ride in two carriages, one carrying people and one carrying goods. Wednesday Mountain nodded.

"So here's the problem, excavators...... Ahem, that's wrong, you have to think that the world is not peaceful nowadays, and if it were you, would you take only one escort out of the house under such circumstances? Zhou Shaoyu continued to ask.

"No!" The four tigers of the Zhou family seem to understand a little.

"Right, obviously people are not stupid, but they still go out like this, and they have come here from Qianzhou safely, where is this? Tanzhou! A thousand miles of road, can it be peaceful? This can only show one thing, that guard is a master, and a master of masters! I can't say that even the rich boy is a master! Zhou Shaoyu affirmed, combined with the original memory, he was sure that the current location was Hunan in the later generations, and as for the dynasty, he was still a little confused.

"It makes sense." Ershan nodded, still expressionless, but he was more cautious, since he ate the bowl of rice of the thief, he hung his head on the waistband of his trousers, and he could die at any time.

"The eldest nephew is worthy of being a scholar, and his brain is good." Wednesday Mountain groaned in exclamation.

"How can that be good, I'm still looking forward to getting some money to buy my mother-in-law." Thursday Mountain rubbed his feet, looking unhappy.

Zhou Shaoyu rolled his eyes and ignored it, but adjusted his seat away from him, afraid of smelling.

"Third uncle, you have the most extensive news, and you haven't heard any news that the mountain bandits and road tyrants have been exterminated?" Zhou Shaoyu turned his head to ask Zhou Sanshan, among the four people, the eldest Zhou Dashan has the strongest archery skills, and he also wields a long knife well; The second Tuesday Mountain is good at trapping traps and is the most patient; The third Wednesday mountain fox friends are the most numerous, good at making friends, well-informed; The last old four mountains around the foot is the fastest, over the mountains and mountains like walking on flat ground.

"That's true." Wednesday Mountain said with a strange face. "It is rumored that there is a group of ten road tyrants in the west, known as the ten tigers blocking the road, but it was exterminated by the county government office a few days ago.

Zhou Shaoyu covered his face again, why are these people so uncreative in naming them, first of all, the four tigers of the Zhou family, this will be another ten tigers, except for the tigers, there is nothing else?

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