Chapter 351: Flop
Su Wei hurriedly reminded: "Bai Jiali, you are Ruoxi's cousin, can you have a little moral limit?" This is incest! Hurry up and remove the sign where Lichang is there! ”
"How am I always there? I'm just a cousin, not a biological sister! Parkerie was not convinced.
"The law stipulates that you can't get married within three generations, you want to rebel! What if there is a monster in my life? Su Wei was talking nonsense in a serious way.
"Yes, yes, what Su Wei said makes sense, it's the palace that is not thoughtful, and the brand that Li Chang is there will be ripped off!" As she spoke, Amy picked up one of the pokers and put it in her pocket.
"I don't want to sleep, but this grade is too low!"
"Chang Zai belongs to Shu Qipin, not low! Even lower than you are the promise and the change of clothes! Amy grinned.
"I promised, but what about you?"
"Su Wei is Ruoxi's roommate, although she has never slept in the bar, but after all, she also lives in a dormitory, so she can be regarded as a concubine! Are you satisfied? ”
At this time, Allure walked in with a thermos: "Is she poor?" I think you're too poor! ”
"Concubine? That's not going to work! Amy shook her head solemnly, "The concubines and concubines all belong to the older generation of revolutionary ancestors, and the poor concubines dare not trespass!" ”
"The title of poor concubine is very good for you!" Su Wei praised.
"Wei Concubine has won the prize!" Amy smiled, smiling smartly, Xia Ruoxi's goosebumps fell to the ground, crazy, really crazy!
"Other people's titles are all there, what about yourself?" Baijiali asked curiously.
"Su Wei is a concubine, and this palace is also a concubine!" Amy smiled charmingly.
"The concubine is too ordinary, why don't you change your title!" Su Wei smiled slightly, very captivating.
"What's the title?"
"Michelin tires."
"Roll the calves!" Amy was furious.
Su Wei pinched her waist: "When I was swimming today, I saw the fat around your waist, it was really like a tire, wouldn't it be appropriate to call you a Michelin tire?" ”
"How can I have fat! You're blind! Amy and Suvi got into a fight.
"Oops, you all have titles, let me see what the titles of Allure are?" As Bai Jiali spoke, she was about to turn over the cards to check them one by one, but was intercepted by Amy: "This brand is for the emperor, do you want to be relegated to the Xin Zhi Library?" ”
"Why don't you just put the old lady in the cold palace!" Baijiali rolled her eyes.
"Those who can enter the cold palace are concubines, you are not even concubines, at most you are a coolie." Amy said with a heartfelt voice.
"Don't look at what time it is, have you made enough trouble?" Allure couldn't stand it anymore, and said with a straight face.
"Cousin, don't worry! The emperor hasn't flipped the cards yet! You are the mother of the main palace, and you have to have a bit of a mother's grace in the world. Amy slapped her beard.
"I'm Shomiya?" Allure smiled and looked at Xia Ruoxi meaningfully, "Then when will the emperor hold the post-sealing ceremony?" ”
"Cousin, don't worry! Didn't everyone climb up step by step through the bed? It depends on how you perform in bed, how can you make a final decision all at once! ”
Amy stopped talking, and looked at Xia Ruoxi with expectant eyes: "Your Majesty, turn it over quickly!" ”
Seeing that everyone was looking at him with longing eyes, Xia Ruoxi stubbornly flipped through it, and there were two big words written on it with a black marker: Concubine Mi.
Amy pounced excitedly: "Your Majesty, I know that you prefer concubines the most!" ”
After the others turned over the remaining cards one by one, all the words written on them were Mifei!
"What's going on?" Su Wei grabbed Amy down.
"You come to menstruation, of course you can't go to bed!" Amy rolled her eyes.
"When the hell am I going to have my period?! I went swimming in the afternoon! ”
"Oh...... That's it! That must have been a mistake by the dog minions in the worship room! It's too late today, I'll add it to you tomorrow. ”
"What about me?" Allure said with burning eyes.
"You are the mother of the main palace, according to the custom, the fifteenth day of each month is the day you go to bed, isn't it not yet fifteen!"
"Hmph, even the queen dares to fool her, Mr. Ouchi, why don't you quickly move the dog head of the palace out and pull the Michelin tires out and click!" Su Wei assigned Baijiali Dao.
"How did I become the head of Ouchi?"
"Do you have that? Do you want to verify the right body first? Su Wei looked at Baijiali's little skirt.
"You don't know if I have one!" Baijiali hurriedly covered the vital parts.
"Isn't that the end of it?"
Xia Ruoxi sat cross-legged on the bed, and was so stunned that she didn't expect to watch a Qing palace drama before going to bed!
In the end, Concubine Wei, Concubine Mi and the chief manager of Ouchi failed to fight the queen, and continued to sleep obediently on the floor.
Early the next morning, as soon as Xia Ruoxi and the others woke up, they heard a knock on the door outside.
"Who! Knocking on the door so early. Su Wei yawned and kicked Bai Jiali on the side, "Go and take a look!" Which neighbor again? ”
"Isn't there still Allure? Didn't she wake up early? "Baijiali is even more lazy to cramp.
Xia Ruoxi got off the bed, slipped on the bed, and walked out while arranging her hair with her hands.
Walking to the living room, facing the dazzling morning light, Allure had already opened the door, and Xiaofei jumped in with excitement on his face: "Sister Allure, good morning!" ”
"Good!" Allure replied lukewarmly, thinking that this kid is active enough these days! I came here again in the morning, what is this to compete with her?
"Sister Ruoxi, I brought you a good thing today." As he spoke, Fei mysteriously took out a black plastic bag from his backpack, which seemed to contain something heavy.
"What? Slab bricks? Allure asked.
"Sister Allure, you are so humorous. It's canned herring! Dumbo took out a box of "infamous" canned herring from the bag.
"What are you doing with this?" Allure frowned, is this kid's head broken?
"Sister Ruoxi, do you remember the game I mentioned yesterday?"
"Well, what else do you want to compare?" Ruoxi secretly laughed at herself, in the end, she was young and vigorous, and her competitive spirit was really strong!
"It's better than eating canned herring! Whoever eats more, wins! Dumbo's eyes gleamed with excitement.
it! No way! This kid will do anything to win! I'm too myself!
"Canned herring?"
At this time, Parkerie, Amy, and Su Wei also walked out, all wearing pajamas, unkempt, and a toothbrush in their mouths.
"I know, I heard that this kind of canned food stinks!" Amy walked over and picked up the can and looked at it, "Is this the Internet celebrity can?" ”
"Yes! My roommate gave it to me as a gift for me to get into college. Xiao Fei said with a smile.
"Your roommate is bad! Why don't they eat it themselves? ”
"Envy, jealousy, hatred, after all, several people in the host have the best test for me, probably they want to use this kind of biochemical weapon to kill me."
"Then you dare to eat it!"
"Since it's food, why don't you dare! Isn't stinky tofu eaten by many people? ”
Whose brand do the babies want to flip?
(End of chapter)