Hearing Li Chen's fierce answer, the expressions of the whole class were full of two words: confused!

After a moment of silence, the classroom burst into laughter.

"Haha, I, dont, know! Li Chen, you're so funny, you even answered in English! ”

"It's just that it's so funny, it's just a comic attribute. No, no, my stomach hurts from laughing! ”

……

Even Ye Chuxue, who has always been reserved, couldn't help but laugh and covered her mouth with her little hand.

Ning Qian'er, who has a generous personality, had already laughed "poof" and almost slipped under the table.

Chen Weiwei saw that the whole classroom was in a mess, so she knocked on the lectern with her textbook.

"Don't laugh!"

When the classroom returned to calm again, Chen Weiwei stretched out her slender white fingers, pointed at Li Chen and scolded: "Li Chen, if you don't listen to the class, go outside to punish the station." Don't be here, affect other students in class! ”

Li Chen rubbed his nose and got up and walked towards the door of the classroom.

Chen Weiwei saw that Li Chen was quite cooperative, so she didn't bother with him, picked up the chalk and began to explain the test paper on the blackboard.

"Students, trigonometric function is a major difficulty in the college entrance examination, you must ......"

"Smack!"

Before she finished speaking, she suddenly felt that her PP was slapped hard.

Chen Weiwei turned around and saw Li Chen's palm, still raised in mid-air.

At this moment, the whole class was silent, and it is estimated that even if a needle dropped, it could be heard vividly.

All the students' mouths were opened in an "O" shape. Many girls' mouths can be stuffed with cucumbers.

Damn, I'm not mistaken, Li Chen actually beat the PP of a beautiful teacher?

I'm a XXX, this is too exciting, isn't it?

……

Not only the students were confused, but even Chen Weiwei was also confused.

Moreover, Li Chen's slap was not small. Until now, she still feels her PP, hot and painful!

However, before she could open her mouth to ask, Li Chen preemptively said: "Teacher, I saw a mosquito just now, and I wanted to insult your PP, but I eliminated it in time. ”

In order to prove that what he said was true, he also spread out his palm, pointed to a mosquito corpse, and said solemnly.

"Teacher, you see, it's this mosquito. This mosquito is one of the four pests and can transmit many viruses, such as the eastern equine encephalitis virus, the Venezuelan encephalitis virus, and other messy viruses. It can also cause encephalitis, fever, internal bleeding, menstrual irregularities, and even death! ”

"Teacher, don't look at me with such grateful eyes. You may not know that this person is very easy to be proud and unbridled. ”

"Moreover, as the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seventh-level floating slaughter, these are all things that I should do as a student. Eliminate pests, start with me. Hello, hello me, hello everyone! ”

"Poof!"

The whole class burst into laughter on the spot, and several girls with low laughs slipped under the table.

Some boys' admiration for Li Chen is even more surging and gushing than the blood shed by the girl's aunt.

Nima, the PP of the female teacher who insulted the female teacher on the spot, can even rise to the height of saving people's lives. Moreover, there is nothing wrong with it at all, and you can't accept it!

Seeing Li Chen talking serious nonsense, Chen Weiwei was also angry and couldn't laugh or cry.

"Oh, so I have to thank you for saving my life, teacher?"

Li Chen smiled embarrassedly with a little shyness and shyness, and said: "Teacher, only a teacher like you who is beautiful, sexy and hot, and has a lot of boobs can nurture me, oh no, it is to cultivate a good student like me who is thoughtful, moral, smart and studious, pure and kind." Therefore, the person you should be most grateful for is yourself, not the student! ”

I'm XX OO, just a brazen and undisciplined person like you, and you still have the face to say that you are a pure and kind good student?

What about the good face?

What about the face?

……

Chen Weiwei's expression was cold, she gritted her teeth with hatred, pointed at Li Chen and shouted, "Li Chen, you go out with me!" ”

Li Chen said seriously: "Teacher, you don't want to make a promise, I'm still a child, my body still needs to develop, and I'm not suitable for that kind of thing!" ”

"Promise you a big-headed ghost with your body, get out of here for the old lady!" As she spoke, Chen Weiwei, who was annoyed and angry, reached out and was about to pull Li Chen's collar.

"Teacher, don't pull my clothes. Oh, you see, the buttons are pulled open for me. Teacher, you're so, so many classmates are watching, how embarrassed people are! ”

When he said this, Li Chen still had a shy expression on his face, which made Chen Weiwei have the urge to slap him to death with her aunt's towel.

Pulling hard, Chen Weiwei can be regarded as dragging Li Chen into the office.

It's class time, and the office is empty.

"Teacher, it's just a gesture, you really don't have to thank me, I'm embarrassed!"

Seeing Li Chen talking serious nonsense again, the peaks under Chen Weiwei's neck were all undulating. She grabbed the textbook on the table casually and threw it at Li Chen.

Li Chen's head tilted slightly, and he easily dodged it.

Chen Weiwei saw that Li Chen dared to dodge, so she raised her leg and kicked at him.

When she was in college, she specialized in taekwondo and women's wolf defense. Not to mention that Li Chen is a weak student who looks like this, even if he is a big man on the street, it is not a problem.

Li Chen didn't dodge this time, but grabbed it casually and directly caught Chen Weiwei's ankle.

Oops, these long legs are so sexy, you won't get tired of playing for half a year!

Chen Weiwei saw Li Chen staring directly at her long legs, and she almost crushed her teeth with hatred, she struggled to get rid of Li Chen's shackles.

But because the range of action was too large, there was a "click" sound.

Chen Weiwei's skirt turned out to be ...... The crack opened.

The delicate and fair skin shines in the sunlight outside the window.

Li Chen stared at Chen Weiwei's sudden spring for a long time, and said seriously: "Teacher, where did you buy the skirt, the quality is too poor, right?" Now on Taobao, there are too many fakes, you must give a bad review, find 315 to complain about them! ”

At this time, Chen Weiwei's heart was broken.

I have been pouring blood mold for eight lifetimes, and I actually met such a superb student!

"Li Chen, you wait. This matter is not over! After speaking, Chen Weiwei covered the corners of her torn skirt and left in a huff. Prepare to go to the faculty and staff bachelor dormitory and change your clothes.

Li Chen beckoned to Chen Weiwei and shouted, "Teacher, the ground is slippery, you go slowly, remember to give unscrupulous merchants a bad review!" ”

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Brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts, new books for collection, please recommend!!