Chapter 13: A Surprise (Shock) from Mama Bear!
Ask: "What kind of female hug can make a straight man feel disgusting?" He replied, "The devil muscle woman with a devil's face and muscles all over her body."
"It's more disgusting than this hug and you want to vomit?" "Of course, it's a muscular brother's hug!"
"So what kind of hug makes people want to die?"
Wu Liang replied: "If nothing else, it will be this kind of hug I have encountered now!" β
When he entered the box and took off the hat on his head, Wu Liang found that he still knew too little and was too naΓ―ve to understand this society after living for 30 years.
A person who is held in the arms of a middle-aged shemale with a scruffy beard but still rubbing fat and powder, full of muscles but bewitching movements, as long as the sexual orientation is normal, it is probably the same idea! Wait, just now did the feather fang call her Mama Bear? What an apt title, it really looks like a brown bear in a skirt!
I seem to have been kissed just now? After Wu Liang stiffened for three seconds, he stretched out his right hand and wiped his face, this kind of pit daddy-like touch, "Ah, I slept so early today, I actually sleepwalked, I'd better go to the toilet and sleep again!" Incoherently, he wanted to turn around and flee from this place.
Before he took a step, his shoulders were grabbed by Mother Bear and Feather Fang! "Sabby's death has just begun, where are you going? Behold, our handsome man is shy, and who will calm him down? The reward for doing it is 10,000 yuan! The feather fang never thought it was a big deal to see the excitement, and threw out such a sentence while adding fuel to the fire, and pushed Wu Liang into the box.
As soon as I entered the main entrance of the box, a banner on the opposite wall was very conspicuous, which read: Mr. He Wuliang Welcome Party! In the large box, there was a circle of strong men dressed as traditional Japanese geisha and wearing heavy makeup!
As the feather fang finished speaking, Wu Liang found that he seemed to have been sent to an even more bottomless hell! Chrysanthemum can't help but start to chill!
A group of demons who were originally sitting in the room rushed over with an inexplicable light in their eyes under the stimulation of money!
What's more terrifying than being held in the arms of a middle-aged muscular shemale? It's a group of shemales rushing over with bad intentions to hug you!
If he could get rid of this group of demons who pounced on him, Wu Liang wanted to carry the collar of the feather fang, and asked with a hideous look: "This is what you call a special good place?" What's so good about anything other than being super special? β
Frightened by a group of strong men with flowers, Wu Liang is a straight man, and he is really at a loss when he encounters such a situation!
Helplessly, he looked at the feather fang, and found that this thing was happily accepting the service of the two shemales, and he had already drunk!
Not knowing whether to admire his fraternity or praise him for being nervous enough, Wu Liang leaned over and asked in a low voice, "What is the situation?" How did you choose such a place? Do you come often? β
The feather fang suddenly reacted to such a question, put down the wine glass in his hand and patted his head a little apologetically and said: "Oh oh, oh oh, my fault and my fault, just thinking about holding a special welcome party for you, I didn't think if you could accept it." You speak Japanese so well, I forgot that you are a Chinese! I guess your ability to accept this kind of store will be relatively poor, don't worry, I'll talk to them (them?) Said! β
Clapping his hands loudly, after attracting the attention of everyone in the room, he said: "Wali, Wali, I forgot to tell you, this handsome guy in front of you is from China, everyone may be a little scared by being so enthusiastic, come on, let's do this first, welcome Wu Sang's arrival!" β
Drain the wine in the glass, "Let's go past the welcome session and show off our talents!" --οΌ The feather fang sat down and said to Wu Liang: "Take it easy, I often come to this shop, Mother Bear doesn't look a little fierce, but it's still good." Come, come have a drink, just have some wine! β
Taking the wine glass handed over and suffocating the whole glass of whiskey in one gulp, Wu Liang complained with some annoyance: "Mr. Luyu, can you not make a surprise attack?" Originally, I was looking forward to saying that, but you found such a special place, I really can't accept it! β
The sound of traditional Japanese music sounds, and a group of demons begin to perform traditional Japanese dances to the music, and if you don't look at your face, you can still watch it! (Wu Liang opened his mouth and shouted: "How can you not look at your face?") βοΌ
Under the influence of alcohol, no longer as flustered as when he first entered the door, Wu Liang suddenly recalled a detail, when Mama Bear held her hand just now, there was a big problem with the position of the calloon on her hand, which was a gun cocoon that only people who have been shooting for years and months! Why is Wu Liang so sure, because the feather fang sitting next to him also has the same cocoon on his hand! Being able to grind out a cocoon in such a place is not like a person doing ordinary work! Coupled with that strong physique, he didn't break free in a panic, and this kind of physique doesn't look like an ordinary mother Sang!
With a full of questions, Wu Liang patted the feather fang, pointed to the dancing mother bear and pointed to the position of his index finger, making a puzzled expression!
The feather fang was a little clear, leaned over and whispered in Wu Liang's ear: "Observe carefully enough, that's right, Mother Bear is not an ordinary mother San, originally in the Self-Defense Force, he was called a man who was called the Ryoma Brown Bear!" All the ladies in this shop (Miss?) They all came out of the Self-Defense Forces! β
"Nani ???" Wu Liang was taken aback when he heard this, from the Self-Defense Forces? Aren't all the heroes who come out of the army in general? Why are there so many good men who shouldn't be shemales?
As soon as he shouted, he was poured a glass of wine by the feather fang, and Wu Liang, who was choked and coughed, couldn't understand this at all!
The feather fang continued, "Why was it so shocked? Is this news shocking? Wu Liang nodded: "This news is not amazing, what else is amazing?" β
"Hehe, wouldn't you be even more surprised if I told you that they worked part-time as an intelligence dealer and an arms dealer in addition to being a young lady?"
was still wondering why Wu Liang didn't react to this at all, but when he looked back, it turned out that Wu Liang had been shocked by the news that could scare people to death! Poke hard!
Under the pain, Wu Liang woke up from such amazing news! Surprised, he asked, "So today is the purchase?" β
"That's right, you placed an order to get a big guy like 107 rocket launchers, and the whole of Shinjuku, even the whole of Tokyo, can only come to Mama Bear!" The feather fang said these amazing things as if nothing happened! "I'm going to hold a welcome banquet for you today, and I can do two things together here, isn't it good!"
"Where's it! , It's almost scared to death, please explain this important thing in advance next time! Wu Liang turned into the fang-like expression in the animation and roared out loudly!
"Mama, relax, relax! Mama Bear has already asked people to go down and prepare, so let's go and take a look together! No problem, Mama Bear will! The feather fang was shocked by Wu Liang's huge reaction, and said with a smile on his face!
Just then, Mother Bear came over and said to the two: "Fang, the things on the list are ready, let's take a look together!" β
Under the leadership of Mama Bear, he walked out of the box, passed through a secret door at the end of the corridor, and went down two steps to a small warehouse full of various arms boxes!
All kinds of ammunition that Wu Liang needs have been loaded into the car, and they are neatly placed in the carriage, and the outermost is a large box marked with the packaging of farm tools, and when I open it, it is indeed 107 rocket artillery! Just as Wu Liang was about to try to break it down, he was interrupted by Mama Bear!
Mama Bear: "Little brother, don't worry, all the goods sold in our store have a warranty, whether it is weapons, ammunition or intelligence information, if you don't believe it, you can ask Mr. Ru Yu about it!" "Mr. Rinha, do you still want to check it?"
The feather fang said to Wu Liang: "Anxin West Road, come and see the bill of goods, if there is no problem, I will call Maki Village and ask him to pay!" β
Hearing this, Wu Liangyi jumped off the carriage, took the manifest and checked it, and after confirming that it was correct, he let people load the car and send it away!
Back in the box, Feather Fang went to call Maki Village, and Wu Liang and Mama Bear sat in front of the sofa.
lit a cigarette, and Mama Bear handed Wu Liang a business card, which had no name on it, only a line of eye-catching phone numbers!
Mother Bear greeted warmly: "I haven't seen my little brother before, did you just move here?" β
After knowing the true identity of Mama Bear, Wu Liang was not afraid, and replied very calmly after taking the business card: "Ah, I only moved here in the past few days and lived downstairs from Mr. Ru Yu!" "Wu Liang doesn't care about the danger of exposing his address at all, after all, the place where he lives is the base camp of the scavenger! No one who doesn't open their eyes wants to come to the door!
Mama Xiong: "You can call this phone if you need anything in the future, I am an old friend with Ah Fang, you are his guest, I will give you a 95% discount!" β
Wu Liang: "Thank you so much, I may often trouble you in the future, please take care of me!" β
After a polite exchange between the two sides, the feather fang walked back with a group of ladyboy ladies, and the welcome party continued warmly, as if nothing had happened!