Chapter 58: Instinct
Silt (One-Handed Sword): Excellent quality, sharpness 2.5, texture 180, physical damage 17-25
Side Skill - Sludge Bite: Attacks have a chance to poison the target, taking 15 natural damage every 3 seconds for 27 seconds
A green one-handed sword.
The regiment has been wiped out for so long, and the release of a piece of equipment is really refreshing. Looking at the green one-handed sword, Captain Ha Luha smiled and said, "OK, let's score." ”
Everyone's eyes turned to Yang Hai.
Uncle Captain explained: "Fat boy, tell you about the team's DKP system, our team does not allow Biao DKP to take equipment, for fear that everyone will hurt the harmony." Each piece of equipment is a fixed 30 points, and the important parts are 50 points, and these important parts include accessories, weapons, off-hand, shields, and other parts depending on the situation. Take this one-handed sword as an example, many people in our group can take a one-handed sword, but among these people, you have the highest score, so if you are willing to score, then others can't compete with you, you use 50 points to take it. ”
"Hmm." Yang Hai nodded: "Although I really want this one-handed sword, but T's equipment is not good yet." Priority T to get it. If Sister Milk Tea and Big Brother 30 don't want it, I'll give points. ”
"What do you two say?" Uncle Captain asked.
"The milk tea is MT, of course she took it." APM30 pushes aside.
"This ......" milk tea is usually very aggressive, but at this time he hesitated: "Not okay?" The army division is also our 3T, and it's not bad for 30 to take a one-handed sword......"
Yang Hai said helplessly: "I...... I'm DPS. ”
"You are a hairy DPS, and you can honestly do the promising job of 3T." The demon smiled and said, "I think it's good. Why don't you take it from the military advisor? ”
"Let's take the milk tea." Yang Hai shook his head: "Originally, our MT's hatred was unstable, you took the mud, I can still let go of my hand to fight for a while." ”
The look of milk tea seemed to mean that Yang Hai had eaten: "My hatred is unstable? It's clear that you can't hurt well or always OT, okay? ”
Speaking of his own injuries, Yang Hai had no other thoughts than a broken heart, as the trainer said, the Dark Vault Dweller enjoyed the thrill of falling with his hands in his hands. But the monsters in the dungeon are different from the material plane, and if they are slashed at the neck, even if they are up and down, they will not make a difference, but will lead to all kinds of serious consequences, so that he has to attack honestly and ordinarily.
Then DPS suddenly became miserable.
Unlike other classes, all of the Dark Wanderer's abilities are based on those delicate little skills, and a large part of the fight relies on vital strikes, and the attack skills are not even learned if you want to, while most of the other agile classes have powerful attack moves.
However, being stimulated by Yang Hai with OT, the milk tea unceremoniously took the silt: "The old lady wants it, you big men are really grinding." ”
The captain was speechless for a moment, and said in the ear of Uncle King: "Hurry up and take care of your daughter-in-law, it's almost overturned." ”
Uncle King blushed and did not speak.
Yang Hai, as a eavesdropping maniac, listened to it really.
After distributing the spoils, they continued to open up the wasteland, and the monsters in the Death Swamp were not only the slime frogs, but also the man-eating vines, mirror snakes, and dark spirits. None of them is easy to deal with. The cannibal vine is a plant that looks like an octopus, the tentacles are soft rattans, the front end of the rattan has a large mouth full of sharp teeth, no face, usually lurking in the swamp, will stretch out the tentacle vine underground to pull people's feet, pull people into the swamp and drown, and then more than a dozen tentacle vines on the big mouth to eat it.
The Dark Spirits are even more troublesome because their bodies are transparent, so they can't see them at all. But they were still wearing robes, so they could see a lone robe floating strangely in the sky, looking as if it was haunted, and the least daring panda was so frightened that he threw himself into the arms of the demon when he saw it for the first time. The attack power of the black spirit is not high, but all kinds of curse spells are very troublesome, so that everyone is hung with various debuffs along the way, and for each dispel, a new black spirit will emerge from the shadow of the dispelled, and after killing, there is neither experience nor equipment, nor can it collect anything, and it will add a new curse to them.
"Don't disperse." Yang Hai said helplessly: "Just let those debuff states hang like this." ”,
But compared to the mirror snake, the black spirit can be regarded as a pediatric. As they went into the depths of the swamp, they began to encounter this troublesome thing.
The mirror snake is a winged cobra with a broad round scale underneath its head replaced by a mirror. The mirror snake will blind the enemy, and it also has the ability to rebound magic, and the attack power is also very fierce, the most excessive part is that the mirror snake's intelligence is very high, and when the situation is wrong, it will run away decisively, for this kind of thing that can fly, there is no good way for everyone to do it at present.
Each of these monsters has its own tricks, none of which are easy to deal with, so that everyone can die and come back to life in it. Now it's just level 3, dressed in white, and I'm not familiar with the skills of the monsters inside, so it's not surprising that it's destroyed like this. Clearing land is always very hard, there is no doubt about that.
The super high drop rate in the dungeon is also extremely exciting. It's not for nothing that he has been killed more than 20 times, at least now basically everyone has bought a piece of green equipment, and Yang Hai has also taken a green necklace with physical damage +6 points.
But it was still a little unbearable to go on like this, so they had to have fun and entertain each other.
For example:
"How did this team come together?" Yang Hai had nothing to say, he had just destroyed it again, because Uncle King was dragged down by the cannibal vine and chewed, and the treatment was not enough and then he poured T, so the atmosphere was a little depressing.
"That's how it was formed." Uncle Captain said listlessly: "Everyone met in the game, and they thought each other was not bad, so they often played together, and then gradually became a fixed group." I was the most leader, so I became the head of the regiment. ”
"Is that so?" Uncle King was the first to express his doubts.
"Probably not—" Jin Yuan said.
"Is that so?" Panda asked again.
"Of course not!" Noah said with a grin.
"What's that for?" The captain glared.
"Because at the beginning of the team, everyone needed a team leader." The demon said to Yang Hai, "Do you know the Dao? In fact, we are all lewd in our bones. ”
"The captain is the lewdest of us all." Milk tea hits the nail on the head.
"He became our leader." APM30 concluded.
"I'm going to write a book when I go back," Sky concludes the conversation: "A story about a lascivious captain." Well, a lewd story about the captain. ”
"Sounds like a third-rate pornographic novel." Yang Hai said.
Another example:
Everyone rested and ate under a hideous old tree to regain their strength. One of the few leaves on the tree that seemed to have rotted had fallen off.
"Falling leaves are autumn's calling card," Noah suddenly sighed. "Invite me to Arcadia."
"Huh?" Yang Hai looked at Noah in surprise, and Noah didn't say anything along the way.
"Don't be surprised." Uncle Captain picked up a piece of black bread and took a bite, "Noah is a poet, so sometimes it is suddenly abnormal. ”
"What is it?" Yang Hai thought he had misheard.
"Poet," Panda whispered, "Brother Noah is a poet in reality. ”
"This ...... Where is Noah, Arcadia? Yang Hai asked.
"A place in ancient Greece, in the words of your Chinese people, is a paradise." Noah smiled.
"Poets, it's normal to be sad and sad." The devil is accustomed to it, and it is not strange to see it.
"It's an artistic inspiration." Noah argued, "It's not sad. Inspiration is precious, it is the source of our lives. It is not difficult to chant a poem, but it is difficult to chant a poem for a lifetime. ”
"I heard you." The demon gestured and said, "It's not difficult to get wet with one hand, but it's hard to get wet with a quilt." ”
"I'm going to write a book in the future." Sky's mouth was stuffed with cheese, and he said indistinctly, "A story about the death of the best." ”
You don't know the skills of monsters, so every time you do something, you have to consider whether it's the right thing to do. The spirit is under high tension, and no matter what you do, you feel tired, not to mention the ambition of FD at this time, and the pressure is everywhere, and this kind of torture is not enough for outsiders.
For example, now, Yang Hai didn't know what it meant to be wiped out, and he didn't know if it was good or not, so he felt even more excited and nervous.
Maybe one team annihilation means that they have a better understanding of the monsters here, it means that the team's run-in is more successful, it means that they are more prepared, but it also means that they waste more time. Yang Hai didn't know if the repeated annihilation of the group made them closer to FD, or if they were gradually moving away. ,
If you don't have a little chat and fart and vulgar jokes to vent your stress at this time, you may not be able to hold on anymore. Yang Hai finally understood what Master said before: "If a person is a gentleman, it must prove that the work he is engaged in is not a high-intensity, very exciting, adrenaline-pumping work." ”
To refresh themselves, they take turns telling jokes while circling around the wilderness. In this case, those jokes that are crepe but usually funny feel very cold in the ears; It is the humor of the middle-aged salty and wet uncles such as the captain and the king that is even more inspiring, although it inevitably makes the little face of an innocent girl like Panda red.
Yang Hai told them his feelings.
"You just say you like to listen to pornographic jokes." APM30 shook his head.
"It still makes sense," Uncle King nodded, and began to analyze himself from a psychological point of view: "Professions with more pressure are generally not very elegant in speech, such as soldiers, directors, drug dealers, etc. I feel that I am under much more pressure than them now, otherwise I would not have subconsciously told those jokes just now, and let people I know know that it would be time to criticize me for being ungraceful. ”
"I think it's because sex is particularly attractive to virgins." The captain looked at Yang Hai with unclear eyes.
"I'm not a virgin." Yang Hai protested.
"Evidence?" Everyone became excited all of a sudden, and Yang Hai secretly scolded a beast, a beast, and he still had a lifeless expression just now.
"The Grand Army Master is not a virgin, I'm pretty sure." Milk Tea walked in front with a shield and said.
Suddenly, the line fell silent.
Uncle King's face became very strange, and Yang Hai sensed the danger, so he quietly moved a few steps to the side. The king licked his lips and said in pain, "Dare to ask how you are sure?" ”
"Isn't that easy?" Milk Tea said casually, "Virgins and non-virgins look at women differently. ”
"Huh?" The captain asked confusedly: "They are all men, what difference can there be?" Anyway, when I was a virgin, I thought about the same things when I saw beautiful women and did now. ”
"When a virgin sees a beautiful woman, he first looks at his breasts, and then his eyes are fixed on his face." Milk Tea yawned and said, "It's different if you're not a virgin, first glance at your face, then sweep your eyes across your chest, and then scan back and forth between your waist and thighs." The difference is stark. When the Grand Army Division first met me...... Hum. ”
"Huh?" Yang Hai was suddenly at a loss. "I ...... Have I ever had one? I ......"
Have I ever seen it so obscenely?
"It's your subconscious look." Milk Tea chuckled softly: "You didn't notice it yourself." ”
"It's called instinct." Zhen Yuan said with the finishing touch.
"Milk tea, you're amazing." The captain sincerely admired the authenticity.
"Yes," the demon sighed, "I can't believe that the person who can say such a wise word is not a woman." ”
Milk Tea smashes the shield as a throwing weapon.
"But I don't understand," Uncle King's face was still very strange, "how did you notice the eyes of the military advisor at that time?" I remember you were toasting to the captain with a barrel. ”
"Uncle King remembers it quite clearly." Panda said suddenly.
The king blushed at once.
Milk tea also blushed for the first time.
"Childish words are unscrupulous." The captain waved his hand: "Milk tea, you continue." Everyone was curious. ”
"Isn't that easy?" Milk Tea glanced at the king, "When a woman is stared at by a man's gaze, even if she has her back to you, she can notice it, and she clearly knows where you are looking." ”
"Are you sure?" APM30 frowned.
"A woman's sixth sense?" Yang Hai also asked.
"No," Noah said in a deep voice, "I think it's instinct too." ”
"Well said." Milk Tea said approvingly: "It's not just men who have instincts. ”
"Today is a long insight, and I will write a book in the future." Sky said with emotion: "About instinct." ”
But the APM30 didn't feel anything.
"It's miserable." APM30 muttered, "I tell every woman I know that I am an upright, civilized, open-minded person. ”
"That's what you said to Milk Tea?" Sky asked.
"She doesn't count."
"Not one of them, or not a woman?" The captain asked.
"Nonsense." APM30 said without thinking. "Not a woman."
"You're describing your good qualities to them, and at the same time, um, letting your eyes wander back and forth between their waists and thighs?" The demon asked with interest.
"And I also told them that I am an honest and reliable little Langjun and never lie." APM30 says so.
"Apparently a goof, huh?" Zhen Yuan shook his head: "Strong instinct." ”
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