Chapter 751: Columbus Erects Eggs!
"Are you sure you want to kill me?"
Tang Seng stood in front of Columbus and asked calmly.
“yes。”
Columbus even knew English and was fluent in many Chinese.
"Come on!"
"Look for death, yellow skin smashing dog!"
Boom!
A bullet burst out and hit Tang Seng's bright head.
Syllable!
Tang Seng quickly stretched out his hand and clamped the bullet between his index and middle fingers, "What a slow speed!" ”
Answer!
Tang Seng threw it on the ground and looked at it with a smile, this is the legend, the pioneer of the Age of Discovery-Columbus?
"You!"
Columbus was stunned all of a sudden, "There must be something wrong with my eyes!" ”
Boom!
Columbus shot again.
This time, Tang Seng didn't even bother to move, and went straight to his head.
"Ah, dying, dying!"
Tang Seng covered his head.
"Ha, but that's it, no matter how powerful the enemy is, he can't escape our advanced weapons!"
Columbus looked at those primitive people and said arrogantly, "From this day on, you are all our slaves, and there is no freedom!" ”
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, hey, it doesn't hurt anymore!"
Tang Seng rubbed his head and appeared in front of Columbus again.
"How is it possible, I was obviously hit just now!"
"yes, the warhead is here."
Tang Seng spit on the ground in his mouth.
"Damn, hit me!"
Annoyed, Columbus yelled at the other musketeers.
biubiubiu……
The real rain of bullets, Tang Seng couldn't feel it, like cotton falling on his body.
After more than ten minutes, they even ran out of bullets.
"Humans and moths, you don't deserve to live in this world!"
Tang Seng walked over and took the musket from Columbus, who was in a daze.
With a casual force, the whole grab was deformed, twisted, and turned into scrap metal.
"Take it all!"
Tang Seng sucked in with one hand, and the muskets flew over, and with one hand, all these muskets were scrapped.
"Great God, please let you live, we must ask God to bless you!"
Columbus fell to his knees on the spot, trembling with fear.
"It's late, you have to die today!"
Tang Seng grabbed the other party's throat.
"Don't, don't, please, I have an important secret to tell you!"
"Oh, what's the news?"
Tang Seng let go of him.
"It looks like you're not a local, this continent is something I just discovered, if you can forgive me, this continent is yours!"
Columbus gasped.
"This land is not mine, nor yours, but theirs!"
Tang Seng made a loud noise.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The primitive people in the back applauded after hearing this, and many people were moved to tears, was this person sent by God to save the world?
"Die, waste air alive!"
"No, wise lord, forgiveness, I would like to be one of your dogs, loyal to you for the rest of my life!"
"Why should I believe you, if you are like those lackeys who eat inside and out, won't you hurt me?"
Tang Seng asked with a smile.
"I'm not like those vulgar humans!"
"What's the difference?"
"What they can't do, I can do!"
Columbus was sure.
"For example?"
"For example, others can't erect eggs on a smooth tabletop, and I can!"
"Okay, if you can make the eggs stand up, I'll spare you from dying and let you go back to your hometown!"
Tang Seng played with the taste, "If you can't stand up, don't blame me for being ruthless!" ”
"Someone, bring the table!"
Soon, Columbus had his men bring the smooth stone table.
"Please start your show!"
Tang Seng reached out and said politely.
"Good!"
At this moment, Columbus was very calm, he knew that without doing anything, an egg would not stand up at all, and the trick was to touch the end of the table and break it a little.
Columbus took a deep breath.
The body sank, and in the posture of Zama step, he began to erect eggs.
Syllable!
He lifted the egg up a slight distance from the table, and then slammed it down.
Wow!
The whole egg was broken, and the whites and yolks were scattered all over the table.
"This is your erection egg?"
Tang Seng asked curiously, raised his head, "It seems that you want to die!" ”
"No, no, let me do it again, I was too nervous just now, I made a mistake!"
Columbus was horrified.
"Mala, don't waste time!"
Tang Seng had a cold face.
The primitive people around watched silently, knowing that this person was rescuing them, and they all had a good feeling, and they must thank them for a while!
Guanyin was a little impatient, and an impetuous air appeared on his face.
"Tang Seng, what are you doing?"
"Play with him, it'll be fine soon!"
Tang Seng replied.
"Your lady is so beautiful!"
"Don't be a sycophant, hurry up and erect eggs!"
Columbus just wanted to flatter a few more words, but was yelled at by Tang Seng and was so frightened that he couldn't hold the egg, and broke another one.
No, I went to the cabin and got an egg.
Syllable!
This time, Columbus took control of the power and slammed it on the table.
Crash!
The whole egg broke again and drizzled all over the table.
"Hell!"
Columbus cursed, "God damn me won't cooperate with me, and when I go back, I will burn down the abominable church!" ”
"Get another egg!"
In this way, Columbus used up almost all the boxes of eggs, all of them were broken, and none of them stood up.
In the end, only the last one remains!
Columbus was so nervous that his hands trembled.
"Amen, bless me, bless me!"
Columbus drew a cross in his heart, picked up the egg and knocked it, but this time it didn't break!
"Ha, do you see, it's not broken!"
Columbus shouted excitedly, as if he had escaped death.
"Stand up eggs!"
Tang Seng said impatiently.
Boom!
Columbus controlled the strength, his palms were sweaty, and the egg was still not broken.
After another knock, it still hasn't broken!
"It must be that I have too little strength!"
Columbus comforted himself.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom!
Columbus became stronger and stronger each time, and in the end he even used all his strength, and the egg was like an iron egg, without the slightest crack.
"Let you not break, let you not break!"
Columbus stepped directly with his feet.
Jumped high, fell suddenly, and oops, accidentally put his foot on the ground.
"This is your erection egg?"
Tang Seng asked.
"There's something wrong with this egg, don't count!"
Columbus said angrily.
"A box of eggs was ruined by you, and you didn't put it up once, you should be punished!"
"Why, it's obviously the problem of eggs, what does it have to do with me!"
"Is it really a problem with eggs, I'll try."
Tang Seng picked up the egg.
Syllable!
The egg stands firmly on the table, and the silk pattern does not move.
"See, this is the erection of eggs!"
"Impossible, absolutely magic!"
Columbus shook his head again and again, knowing that Tang Seng was going to kill him, his face changed.
Instead of sitting back and waiting, it's better to take the initiative!
Columbus took advantage of Tang Seng's inattention, and the sharp dagger slashed towards Tang Seng's neck.
"Unrepentant beasts!"
As soon as Tang Seng raised his right hand, before the person touched it, Columbus burned all over his body.
The Flame Demon Arm has magical power, and Tang Seng has not carefully developed it.
Just now, I just had a thought, but I didn't expect that Columbus would catch fire.
"Ah, it hurts, it hurts!"
Columbus rolled all over the ground and said to the sailors, "Quick, save me!" ”
When they poured the bucket at it, they burned with it, and the whole ship with it.
In the blink of an eye, it turns into a sea of fire!
(End of chapter)