Zhou Shaoyu doesn't know what the original Jiaowei piano looks like, but he doesn't doubt the quality of this piano at all, whether it is produced by the system, it can't be said to be better than the original.

No matter what, the timbre is nothing to say, Li Xiangjun simply can't put it down, at the end of the song, Li Xiangjun sighed faintly, and said: "I can use Jiaowei to stroke a song, and I have no regrets in this life." ”

Zhou Shaoyu was straight and happy, and said: "This pursuit is too low, if people don't have some ideals, what is the difference between them and salted fish, and besides, the piano is in my hand, and if you want to stroke the piano, you can speak directly." ”

"I'm afraid there will be more nagging in the future." Li Xiangjun is also not polite, the main reason is that the temptation is too great to resist.

"With beauties and little songs to listen to, what's the chatter, oops, it's really a little bit of a little anticipation." Zhou Shaoyu decisively came to the mouth with a little flower.

"I'm not honest, I'm going to go back and sue my sister of the Bian family." Li Xiangjun's face turned red, and he hurriedly transferred: "The son hasn't taken out the piano yet, is he going to admit defeat?" ”

Zhou Shaoyu smiled, stretched out his hand and grabbed it, the last moment was obviously empty-handed, this will immediately carry a small box, Li Xiangjun's beautiful eyes flashed, staring at Zhou Shaoyu and looking around.

"Want to touch it?" Zhou Shaoyu said with a smile.

Li Xiangjun nodded subconsciously, he really wanted to touch it to find out if there was anything to hide, and then immediately shook his head, whether men and women kiss or not, it is too embarrassing to touch men or something.

"It's not polite, let's take it." Zhou Shaoyu put the violin box on the table, then straightened his chest and opened his arms, with an expression of death.

"You bad guy!" I'm so ashamed! Li Xiangjun didn't hold back for a while, and directly threw the handkerchief he had just held in his hand.

The two were not far away, just sitting at a table, it was no problem to throw a handkerchief, Zhou Shaoyu took it and said happily: "Wonderful, wonderful, I didn't expect such a gift, you're welcome." ”

After speaking, Zhou Shaoyu sniffed it, then folded it and put it directly into his arms.

Good guy, this will make Li Xiangjun dumbfounded, it's really a scoundrel, don't bring this. Can the handkerchief of his daughter's family be given away casually, but Zhou Shaoyu is like this, obviously not ready to return it, can he still touch it out of his arms.

In a hurry, the sense of shame became more and more intense, and I couldn't help it for a while, and big tears began to fall out.

"Why did Childe do this to me." Li Xiangjun's pear blossoms bring water, which is called a pitiful one.

Yes, this is a teasing and playing, Zhou Shaoyu was a little flustered, and thought that the famous prostitute was more resistant in this regard, but now it seems to be a mistake, and I think about it, no matter what, she is also a yellow flower girl.

"Misunderstanding and misunderstanding, God is pitiful, there is no intention to practice, if you don't believe it, you can just let the thunder chop to death!" Zhou Shaoyu hurriedly said, there must be no meaning to practice, where is this, if you really want to practice people, it is not such a joke.

"But how can people believe that Gongzi obviously has the ability to do everything in his sleeves, and he deliberately tricked people into making bets with Gongzi, and now he is playing like this, God knows what Gongzi An's mind is." Li Xiangjun didn't know where to take out a handkerchief, covered his face and whimpered, listening to the voice was pitiful.

However, Zhou Shaoyu didn't see through his eyes, and he didn't see the back of the handkerchief at all, and the pair of big eyes were dripping and turning.

Zhou Shaoyu is wondering, didn't it mean that the ancients were quite taboo about thunder splitting any day, why did they use thunder splitting to ensure it, but they still didn't believe it.

What to do at this time? Try telling jokes?

"It's summer, do you know who's the best for you?" Zhou Shaoyu said decisively.

Over there, Li Xiangjun actually pointed his ears to listen to Zhou Shaoyu's reaction, and suddenly said this, be careful of your liver plopping, why do you want to express your heart? It's too fast, it's too sudden, it's only the second time we met, and I'm about to accept Bian Min as a concubine, so I can't be happy.

Zhou Shaoyu continued: "Of course, only mosquitoes are the best for you, never give up, accompany you night and night, and give you a lovesick red bean from time to time, so that you can't sleep." ”

Puff...... Li Xiangjun couldn't help but be happy, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, and whined twice, and pretended to whimper again.

It works! Zhou Shaoyu was overjoyed, but he didn't come up with any other jokes for a while, no way, many jokes in later generations were not applicable to ancient times, or the scale was very large for ancient times, and there were a few small jokes that were not a little dirty, and after thinking about it for a while, I finally thought of one that was okay.

"I have a friend below, personable and talented, but the boss has been refusing to get married, everyone thinks that he is determined to not be able to get married, but he said, I don't require the other party to be a beauty, the main thing is to look at the feeling, so that we can get along with each other and spend this life together."

After waiting for a while, I finally heard Zhou Shaoyu speak, Li Xiangjun's ears were pricked up again, and when he heard this, he felt that Zhou Shaoyu's friend should be a person with connotation, didn't he hear, he didn't pay attention to appearance, he mainly looked at the feeling, that is, he looked at the right eye.

As soon as he thought about it, he heard Zhou Shaoyu take a big turn and said: "So some people are puzzled, this feels ethereal, how to explain it?" The next friend said that this thing is simple, as long as it is a beautiful woman, there is a feeling. ”

"Phew......" Li Xiangjun took a sip decisively, what kind of person is this, we still think it is a connotation person. is not afraid of offending Zhou Shaoyu, anyway, the brother-in-law of his sister, he is not afraid, so he said again: "People are divided by clusters, and slaves are not good people." ”

Zhou Shaoyu was stunned for a moment, but he forgot the difference between the environment and the background, this joke is put now, some people laugh, and some people are afraid that they will criticize it directly, after all, no matter how you look at this joke, it feels a bit like a disciple.

It's not easy to pick up this question, after all, Li Xiangjun hasn't been coaxed to be happy, and it's useless to explain it again, so he simply sighed faintly and said, "In this world, it's difficult to be a good person." ”

"This ......" Li Xiangjun was stunned, but he forgot to continue pretending, as a famous prostitute, he naturally knows a lot of talents, and he is often invited to participate in some poetry meetings or something, and he rarely listens to people talk about current affairs.

Today's daimyo is stormy, the summer is dry and flooded, the winter is extremely cold, the domestic uprisings are continuous, by Li Zicheng, Zhang Xianzhong as the most, and there are Qing countries outside the customs that have not been established for a few years.

Those who know a little bit know that this Ming is definitely going to be a big mess, and people are a little panicked. This is the way of the world right now.

Zhou Shaoyu couldn't imagine that his casual words actually made Li Xiangjun feel down, and after asking a few Zhou Shaoyu's views on the future, it didn't take long to serve tea to the guests, which made Zhou Shaoyu feel a little emotional.

always said that Qin Huai Bayan is very patriotic and ethical, and Zhou Shaoyu originally did not fully agree with this, because some people's experience did not show this performance, but today's Li Xiangjun's depression cannot be faked.

No wonder later generations have always had a high evaluation of Li Xiangjun, although there is a suspicion of artistic processing, but the basic major events are true, what chivalrous and courageous Li Xiangjun, and what is strong but Li Xiangjun.

casually flipped through some of the information given by the system, and just saw a sentence, Li Xiang has a short body, jade skin, and Hui Jun is always turning, laughing and laughing, and he is also chivalrous and wise.

Is it chivalrous and wise? Zhou Shaoyu blinked, it seems that he doesn't know enough.