Chapter 855: Old Zhu's Ass

Li Feng then remembered that Lao Zhu had hemorrhoids recently...

He and Carmen turned their heads and glanced at Lao Zhu's buttocks, and there was a fist-sized, red bag, which made these two people laugh badly, laughing forward and turning their backs, the environment here is indeed a bit depressing, if there is no such funny person as Lao Zhu, there is really no smile.

Lao Zhu grinned in pain, seeing them laughing so happily, he was not happy: "Do you say that you still have some sympathy, ten men and nine hemorrhoids, it is normal that I don't wipe them on my buttocks... You're just laughing at me, oops..."

Li Feng smiled while asking Carmen if there was anything else she could do, Carmen took out some yellow medicine film from her bag, touched Lao Zhu's buttocks, and then grinned and said: "Lao Zhu, it may be a little painful, you bear with it, don't scream, your screaming is too loud, it is easy to attract the enemy over, and when the time comes, your ass will not be able to run, and we will not be able to save you." ”

When Lao Zhu heard him say this, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!" Don't worry, I'm never... Yes.......... I'm X your uncle...."

Lao Zhu's miserable screams retraced over the entire clearing, Li Feng frowned when he heard it, but when he looked at Lao Zhu's buttocks, he also laughed.

I saw Carmen holding a needle and piercing all the bags behind Lao Zhu's entire buttocks, and released a lot of black thick water, and a fishy smell permeated the air.

Lao Zhu was in pain and lost his soul, and after screaming for a while, he felt better, so he pointed at Carmen and said, "Your grandson is trying to kill my rhythm, I... I'm not done with you..."

Carmen couldn't help but laugh, put away the needle in her hand, and then asked Lao Zhu if he was better, Lao Zhu moved his butt twice and smiled.

"Hey, don't say it, you kid goes down this needle, after my old Zhu's butt hurts, it doesn't hurt much, you kid is good, it's really good."

Carmen said a little apologetically: "I really can't help it, the mosquitoes here are especially bad, if I don't release the poisonous water of your ass pus, your whole ass won't want it, I guess, I have to sit and lie down for a year, do you think it's so cost-effective, or let me get such a stitch?" ”

"It's a good deal, it's a good deal, hehe... It's okay bro, I'm fine! ”

Lao Zhu put on his pants, and there was still blood on his pants, but he was not a person who held grudges, although his personality was a little arrogant, but he forgot about the pain.

Li Feng looked into the distance, and saw that there was a lot of movement in the distance, and estimated that someone should be there, so he asked Carmen in a low voice, and Carmen glanced at the distance and said, "It is estimated that someone is really coming, let's get out of here quickly, Lao Zhu, clean up your things, and don't leave traces." ”

After the three of them finished cleaning up, they continued to walk forward, and Carmen said that there should be that kind of snake-eating frog here, so that everyone should pay attention, but there are not many such things, they are very rare, and they need to be found for a while.

Lao Zhu didn't hurt anymore at this time, and he started to think about idle things again, he raised his head and looked at the sky and muttered: "Hey, didn't you say that there is a person in the sky here with a sword?" Why didn't I see it? ”

Carmen smiled and said, "Those are just legends, I haven't been here before, and even those old hunters, there are very few people who have seen the gods with their own eyes. ”

Lao Zhu pursed his lips disdainfully: "Hmph, anyway, I think these are all coaxing, where are there any gods and ghosts." ”

Li Feng ignored him, concentrated on finding the frog, and the three of them walked forward for dozens of meters, the terrain here was even more complicated, Lao Zhu didn't step on it well, and almost stepped into the swamp, if it weren't for Carmen's quick eyes, Lao Zhu would have fallen in.

"Oh, and the traps... Boss, this place is really not a human being, no, let's find it quickly, find it and leave here quickly, my old Zhu... Oops, my old Zhu is a little overwhelmed. ”

Lao Zhu kept complaining, but his eyes didn't give up on any place, and suddenly he pointed to a place in front of him on the right and shouted: "Hey, hey... That and that.... That one... Grass, isn't it just eating snakes and frogs! ”

After Lao Zhu finished speaking, Li Feng and Carmen both looked over there, and when they saw it, both of them were surprised.

Sure enough, in the depths of the grass, there was a green-colored thing, which was swallowing a snake at this time, the snake was yellow, and the frog was not big, but it swallowed the snake tightly, and while cooing, it swallowed in, and after a while, it swallowed the whole snake!

Li Feng was shocked by this scene, the three of them didn't speak, and walked forward slowly, even Carmen was the first time to see a live snake-eating frog, he slowly took out a barbed wire fence prepared before, and an iron bucket, handed the iron bucket to Li Feng, and slowly approached with the barbed wire.

When he was about to get close to the frog, Lao Zhu's face was a little ugly, and suddenly he suddenly tightened his abdomen, only to hear a 'poof' sound, and a fart collapsed.

As soon as the fart was released, the snake-eating frog reacted immediately, and disappeared as soon as it scurried forward.

"Chase!"

Li Feng carried the iron bucket in one hand, and rushed forward violently, Carmen was not to be outdone, the two of them rushed out regardless of Lao Zhu, Lao Zhu covered his ass embarrassedly, and said, Wait for me, I'm afraid alone...

This way for a long time, several people chased frantically, Li Feng didn't know how long he had been chasing, and he didn't pay too much attention to where the direction of the chase was, in short, he chased like this, until he couldn't see the frog anymore.

"Guest, frog... It's gone. ”

Carmen said as she gasped, her face a little frustrated.

"Once that thing is alarmed, it runs away very quickly, and..."

Carmen looked around and sighed, "Besides, we seem to be lost, here... It should be the heart of this place, the most dangerous place. ”

At this time, Li Feng found that the grass around was moving, and there seemed to be a lot of things hidden there, Li Feng quickly took out his flute and blew it for a while, and those things only left part of it, but there was still a big snake entrenched in the tree, looking here not far from here.

Li Feng's heart tightened, this time he was really a little careless, he didn't notice the danger when he chased the frog, and now he came to this place, what should he do.

"Carmen, can you discern the direction?"

"Yes, yes, but... I can't guarantee we'll find a place to park. Because we ran too chaotic just now, the direction was biased. ”

Li Feng nodded, no matter whether he can find the car or not, as long as he can find the direction of home, even if he walks back, it will not be too far, and it will be good to go back and give Carmen a new car.

"Carmen, we have to find the frog, this is very important, let's go in a little bit more, at least we have just proved that there is that frog here, okay?"

Carmen nodded, his eyes were very resolute, Li Feng was worried that Carmen would give up after finding half of it, he had actually done it, if Carmen quit, he would also insist on the idea of looking for it, but he didn't expect this young man to be so resolute, so he couldn't help but stretch out his thumb.

"Don't worry, since I dare to come here with you, I will definitely find a way to help you find it, go, let's go to the depths, but there are many swamps here, so be careful."

The three of them were much slower when they walked inside, and Li Feng didn't play the flute, after all, the flute would have driven the frog away.

I walked forward for a long time, during which I met a lot of animals, but I didn't see the frog again, the weather was very hot at this time, it should be noon, Lao Zhu really couldn't walk, it was recommended to drink some water and eat something before leaving.

Li Feng nodded: "Okay, let's take a rest and eat something." ”

The three of them stopped and took out the food prepared by Carmen's father from their bags, and Lao Zhu ate more alone than Li Feng and Carmen.

Lao Zhu also felt a little embarrassed, he smiled, and when he looked to the side, he suddenly said, ", what is this!" ”