Chapter Thirty-Eight: Tang Seng's Wisdom!

"Master, do we really want to stay and get married?"

Sha Seng was loyal and honest, and he didn't worry about coming over to ask.

"Needless to say, of course, you will leave after getting married!"

Bajie shouted impatiently.

"Master, what do you think?"

Wukong is smart and knows that the master must have an idea.

Tang Seng closed the door and gathered the three apprentices together.

"Apprentices, learning scriptures from the west is a big deal, how can you delay being a teacher because of wealth?"

Tang Seng discussed, "After we have eaten enough, we will use Wukong's monkey hair to transform into an illusion, and we will leave secretly." ”

"Huh?"

When Wukong heard this, he said aggrievedly, "Master, you want me to pluck my hair again, and it's okay to have pig hair!" ”

"That's not going to work!"

Bajie was so frightened that he hid behind Tang Seng and explained, "Senior brother's mana is strong, and the virtual objects transformed by monkey hair are more realistic and last longer. ”

This is true.

"Wukong, in order to learn from the great cause, pluck the hair!"

"Alas, my grandson sacrificed again."

Wukong took off a few monkey hairs from his head and distributed them to everyone.

He said: "When you enter the cave room, blow the monkey hair with your mouth, and you will transform into a dummy, and then you will sneak to the hill in front of you to gather!" ”

A spell was applied to the monkey hair, and the master and apprentice each took a monkey hair and rushed to dinner.

Only Bajie was unhappy, and it took a long time to get it, and it was not a real cave room.

Big red flowers, red lanterns, festive ribbons, and the servants in the courtyard are busy preparing for the wedding, beaming with joy.

"Master, I think, it's better to stay and not leave, as a monk, how can you coax it?"

Bajie is reluctant to give up.

"Idiot, you have to stay, you keep by yourself, don't bewitch others!"

Goku scolded.

"Eat and drink enough."

Tang Seng waved his hand, and when he entered the cave room according to the original plan, the golden cicada came out of its shell.

After a while, the table was full of food, and although the building of the house was a bodhisattva void, these meals were real.

"Hurry up and move the chopsticks."

As soon as Bajie saw the food, the gloom in his heart was swept away.

When Tang Seng and the others were eating, Li Shan's mother was discussing with several Bodhisattvas.

"Tang Seng actually agreed to get married, I think he is not Zen enough, it is better to tell the Buddha and revoke the plan to learn scriptures!"

Li Shan's mother thought about it.

"Well, Tang Seng dares to move his heart, how can this kind of person be a scripture learner?"

"Even if you go to Lingshan and get the true scriptures, your character is not firm, and it is a disaster!"

The other two bodhisattvas said.

Only Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head: "I think wait a minute, if they dare to go to the cave room, then we will punish their sins!" ”

The whole process of learning the scriptures was supervised by Guanyin, including the selection of the scriptures and the three apprentices.

If Tang Seng and others can't stand the test, Guanyin will be charged with dereliction of duty.

"Okay, then do what Guanyin said, if the other party really dares to cave the room, it's not too late to punish them!"

Li Shan's mother said, taking out three pearl sweatshirts, "Everyone, Tang Seng and others move their Zen hearts, let them wear these clothes, catch them and let the Buddha fall." ”

"Yes!"

The three bodhisattvas retreated one after another.

At this moment, the four masters and apprentices in the hall were eating and drinking, and the time was about the same.

Bajie volunteered and said: "Master, the old woman only has three daughters, not enough for us to share, my old pig will be wronged, tonight and the old woman cave room, hehe!" ”

"My grandson will not go to the cave room, but will meet you outside."

Goku waved his hand.

"It's okay, watch my old pig eat tender grass!"

When Bajie said this, saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Anyway, it's not a real cave room, Tang Seng, Bajie, and Sha Seng are randomly assigned.

Tang Seng and Zhenzhen (Guanyin) cave room.

Bajie and Lotus (Fuxian) cave room.

Sand monk and love love (Manjushri) cave house.

Tang Seng deliberately picked a 20-year-old Zhenzhen!

Fuxian and Manjushri are two male bodhisattvas, thinking about it this way, Tang Seng is still a little gloating, and when Bajie sees that the other party is bigger than him, I don't know what kind of scene it will be.

"It's time to go into the cave!"

The old woman came out and urged.

"Great!"

Tang Seng and Sha Seng both sank like water, and only Bajie was excited.

"Since your master and brother are willing to stay, you should go back to Huaguo Mountain!"

Old Mother Li Shan said to Wukong.

Huaguo Mountain?

Wukong is still quite smart, and he never mentioned that his hometown is Huaguo Mountain, but the old woman actually knew that it was really changed by the gods.

"Okay, I'll go back to Huaguo Mountain!"

Wukong led the white dragon horse out of the mansion and stopped at the hill not far in front of him, waiting to pick up Tang Seng and the others.

"Lianlian, I'm here!"

Bajie wiped the saliva from his mouth and couldn't wait to rush in.

"The other two elders, hurry up and go to their own cave rooms."

The old woman looked at it with a smile.

"Master......"

Sha Seng was still a little worried.

"It's okay, steady!"

Tang Seng looked encouraging.

Soon, the three of them entered the three cave rooms, with big red candles, and a delicate bride sitting next to the bed, covered with a red hijab.

Bajie entered the cave room, he was in a hurry, and just wanted to lift the lotus red hijab with his hand, but when he thought of the plan he made, his hand suddenly stopped in mid-air and retracted unwillingly.

"Hey, what's going on!"

Bajie deflated, sat at the table full of resentment, looked at the bride, and couldn't wait to go crazy immediately.

Tang Seng and Sha Seng, these two people were much calmer, and as soon as they entered the cave room, they found a bench to sit down, and they did not move.

Li Shan's mother eavesdropped outside the cave room.

"It's too weird, why is there no sound in the three cave rooms? If you dare to mess around, there will definitely be screams. ”

Li Shan's mother shook her head, indicating that she did not understand.

Tang Seng and the others sat like this for an hour, and the servants of the house went back to rest, and Tang Seng felt that the time was almost there.

Take out the monkey fur and blow it gently.

Wukong really didn't deceive people, the monkey hair was endowed with a spell, and a fake Tang monk immediately appeared on the chair next to the table.

"It's time to go."

Tang Seng said silently in his heart, tiptoed open the door, and ran out.

Because everyone agreed on the time, the three of them ran out of the cave room at the same time.

"Master, are you really leaving?"

Bajie asked anxiously, scratching his heart, "Master, otherwise, let's leave after the cave room!" ”

"Second Senior Brother, when is it now, if you don't leave, it will be too late to be discovered!"

Sha Seng whispered, "These mortals can't be beaten or killed, and it's bad if they really kill people." ”

"Alas!"

Bajie is really unlucky, the last time he married Gao Cuilan, he didn't have time to go to the cave room, and he was disturbed by Tang Seng.

This time, I was in the cave room again, and I got it for a long time, and I was still acting!

"Let's go!"

Tang Seng gave an order, and the three of them quietly left the mansion.

As soon as Tang Seng walked on the front foot, Li Shan's mother and the three Bodhisattvas noticed that the cave room was full of fake bodies.

"I didn't expect Tang Seng to come to this hand!"

"It is said that Tang Seng is stupid and stupid, but when I see it today, it is completely different, and he is quite wise!"

"Well, Zen is steady, this level is considered to have passed!"

Several bodhisattvas were talking together.

Guanyin was very relieved and couldn't help but look at Tang Seng with admiration.

If it is found that the four masters and apprentices are unqualified, Guanyin, who is responsible for the whole process, will lose his face.