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Listening to the footsteps getting closer and closer outside the door, Zhao Bao closed his eyes, his lips trembled, "I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm definitely going to die." ”

Outside the window, an angry voice suddenly came, "Roll the calf, if you want to die, Lao Tzu won't give you this chance." ”

Zhao Bao opened his eyes suddenly, looked out the window excitedly, and happened to see Richard pulling the window hard to prevent himself from falling.

Zhao Bao shouted excitedly: "Brother Ximen, you ......"

"Okay, okay, if you want to be excited, you want to say something later. The day I told you that I wanted someone who was not afraid of death, I really thought you would be sent to death. Hurry up and jump down, it won't be easy for the players of the Golden Knife Gate to come over later, I'll wait for you below. Richard waved his hand and directly interrupted Zhao Cake's words, and then let go of his hand holding the window.

At this time, the people of the Golden Knife Gate had already begun to smash the door.

"Little bastard, the old man knows that you are inside, wait for the old man to open the door, and be the first to send you to the western sky! If you open the door yourself, the old man can leave you a whole corpse! ”

Wang Yuanba's voice resounded throughout the Kuailu Building, and it was not difficult to guess from the voice what kind of angry state the head of the Golden Dao Sect was already in. Zhao Bao looked at the window and gritted his teeth, walked to the window and jumped down with his eyes closed.

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Landing faster than expected, and less painful than expected, Zhao Bao slowly opened his eyes and found himself sitting under a disciple of the Golden Dao Sect.

Below the disciples of the Golden Dao Sect, there were more than a dozen other disciples who were in a coma, and more than a dozen people were stacked on top of each other, forming a ladder two meters above the ground.

Jumping down the stairs, Zhao Bao didn't dare to slack off, and immediately ran out of the back garden of the Kuailu Building with Richard and the three of them.

As soon as they ran into the street, the four of them heard an angry voice behind them, "A few daring thieves! The old man is chasing you to the ends of the earth, and he will also break your corpses into thousands of pieces! ”

Richard smiled and turned his head to Wang Yuanba, who was flushed with anger at the window, and said loudly: "You should care about your son first." Lao Tzu Xing does not change his name, sits or changes his surname, and Haifeisi is also! ”

Arrogant and impermanent suddenly stumbled when he heard this, and almost fell to the ground, and after stabilizing his body, he couldn't help but look at Richard strangely.

After running to a corner that Wang Yuanba couldn't see, the four of them stopped.

"Alright, it's safe here. There may be players from the Golden Dao Gate at the post station, so for the sake of insurance, don't go over first, use the sect skills to return to the sect, and then teleport directly to Fuzhou through the sect's post station tomorrow, which is the safest. Richard said with a smile.

In a short period of time, Richard had already taken everything into account.

Hearing Richard's words, Zhao Bao suddenly collapsed on the ground, sweating like a spring, let out a long breath, and a big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground.

Before today, Zhao Cake's rivers and lakes were just splitting firewood every day to receive a reward of fifty Wen, and then going to the outside of the capital to brush monsters and practice leveling, he never thought that this kind of tightrope walking thing would happen to him. Today's incident is like an ordinary person suddenly being pulled into a movie scene, and it is not a domestic literary film, but a Hollywood spy war film! .

Since it got dark, Zhao Cake's heart has been in a state of hanging, and his heartbeat has not dropped two hundred and five. I'm afraid that something will go wrong on my side and affect Richard and them.

Seeing Zhao Cake like this, Richard smiled and squatted down and beat Zhao Cake's chest, "Sleep well after going offline, you did a good job today." Most of the credit for our success is due to you. ”

Arrogant and impermanent, nodded and said lightly: "Good job." ”

Yang Sanmei gave Zhao Bao a thumbs up with a smile.

Zhao Bao looked at Richard with excitement on his face, arrogant and Yang Sanmei, and nodded emphatically.

The four of them then used their sect skills to return to their respective sects.

That night, Wang Yuanba finally found Wang Bofen who was sleeping under the bed in the room and still had a harazi, slapped him several times, and after returning to the Golden Dao Gate, Wang Yuanba immediately issued a wanted warrant for Haifeisi.

After returning to Drum Mountain, Richard immediately bent down and vomited, and only straightened up after a while, "Damn, no matter how many times I've passed, I still can't get used to this feeling." ”

"Senior brother, what's wrong?" Su Xinghe, who came out wearing a piece of clothing and heard the sound, looked at Richard worriedly and raised the paper in his hand.

Richard casually took the paper written on it in Su Xinghe's hand and wiped his mouth, and said, "It's nothing, it's just motion sickness." ”

"Senior brother has to pay attention to his body, it's not early, junior brother should rest early." Su Xinghe smiled and took out another piece of paper, showed it to Richard, and then walked back to the cave.

After taking off his helmet, Richard happened to see Li Guancheng sitting at his desk, his chin browning at the computer screen.

"Why am I here by you?"

Li Guancheng turned his head to look at Richard and sighed, "The school has held an event about the lack of traditional culture, and every student is asked to submit a reflection." ”

Richard was curious: "Why do you still have such a strange thing when you are in college, shouldn't this be something that only exists in essay competitions for middle school students?" ”

"Don't mention the middle school essay to me, you mention that I miss the 800-word requirement of middle school even more. 800 in college becomes 2000. I didn't finish writing in my notebook, so I had to use your computer to continue writing. Help me think of anything else to write about. ”

"It's not simple, in ancient times, it was a fashion to visit the kiln, and sleeping with other people's wives was to sleep in a pig cage, and now sleeping with other people's wives is a fashion, and going to the kiln is to go to jail. In ancient times, when you went to the Qinglou, after entering the room, the young lady would make you a cup of tea and say: The son doesn't have to be anxious, the little woman will play a song for the male first. And now you go to the massage parlor, and when you enter the room, the lady will say: Hurry up, hurry up, it's not safe here. Every time I think about the loss of traditional culture, it is extremely painful. ”

In the end, Richard looked heartbroken.

Li Xuanxuan rolled his eyes, turned around directly, and ignored Richard no more.

Richard smiled and stood up and walked out of the room, "What do you want for dinner?" ”

Li Guanxuan's eyes stared at the display screen:

"Do you want to eat hot pot?"

"You can think of eating hot pot in the summer, you're not afraid of getting on fire, I'm still afraid."

"What about porridge?"

"The porridge I just drank a few days ago is drinking again today? It's so light, the mouth is almost faint. ”

"Then eat seafood, I'll buy two fish and buy some shrimp."

"Don't, I eat too much seafood and have diarrhea."

Richard was mad, "Then what do you say!" ”

"Whatever." Li Xuanxuan stared at the display screen and did not raise his head.

Half an hour later, Li Guanchen finally finished writing his thoughts and walked out of the room, looking at the two buckets of soaked instant noodles on the table, stunned, "Where's dinner?" ”

Richard snorted, "That's it, I don't want to eat this taste, there are other flavors in the kitchen." ”