"If you have this attitude, I can still talk to you......" My brother Rui raised Erlang's legs very comfortably, looked at Zhang Fengyu with a satisfied face and said. Ω Text: Δ 『Ω Δ Fan Ω.*

"What do you want to talk about??" When Zhang Fengyu said these words, his teeth were gritted, and he felt like he was going to eat people.

I'm really not bragging, if Zhang Fengyu is given a chance, he will definitely eat Liu Rui, raw!!

"That's right, I've thought of the name of our contraceptive pill, which bar of ours isn't called Harem, our condoms are called the Royal Guards, what do you say??" Liu Rui touched his chin and said.

"Okay, as long as you're satisfied......" Zhang Fengyu nodded bitterly.

"Don't be so perfunctory, this name is not something I just took it and I told you, he has a meaning!!" Liu Rui was a little dissatisfied with Zhang Fengyu's attitude, and shouted in a very excited tone.

"What's the meaning??" I asked with a smile as I stood aside.

"......" As soon as I finished saying this, Zhang Fengyu glared at me.

"Look, isn't our bar a harem, the meaning of the Royal Forest Army is that no one wants to come in, and no one wants to go out!!" Liu Rui explained proudly.

“…… Awesome!! Wei Yiwen on the side held back for a long time and spit out these two words.

And Zhang Fengyu sat on the sand and rubbed his head, with a look of lovelessness.

"Also, we can't just make a thin kind of condom with you, I'm also going to make a thick one, so that it can benefit those shorter male compatriots, what do you say??" Liu Rui continued.

"You can just be happy...... Zhang Fengyu replied casually, and then continued to rub his head.

"This is a way, don't say that my Ruige's thinking is avant-garde......"

I commented with a smile, and Liu Rui gave me an approving look after hearing my words, obviously very satisfied with what I said.

Liu Rui and Zhang Fengyu discussed about the condom factory for more than half an hour, and I Rui Ge gave Zhang Fengyu a popularization from the production method of condoms to the precautions for using condoms.

After Zhang Fengyu listened to the popularization of my Brother Rui, he admired my Brother Rui for throwing himself to the ground, and when he left, he cried and left!!

……

After sending Wei Yiwen and the others away, I was idle and had nothing to do, so I was about to go to the bar for a stroll, but before I could get out of the house, my phone rang.

"Hello??" I answered the phone while changing my shoes.

"What are you doing??" Du Xianyang shouted in a somewhat rushed tone.

"What the can I do, sleep at home!! What's wrong with you?? I've eaten explosives!! ”

"Don't mention it, do you have time tomorrow??" Du Xianyang asked with a pause.

"There's time, what are you going to do......" At this time, I had already changed my clothes and walked out of the house.

"Isn't this Ji Xuan's second uncle dead, I want to ask if you have time to go over and give a salute or something......" Du Xianyang's tone revealed these sorrows.

"When did Ji Xuan have a second uncle, why the didn't I know ......?"

"You don't know a lot of things, I just came out of the crematorium, that scene is so scary, it's burned alive, I've just finished crying here, I'm going to pee and soothe it......" Wang Mumu said in disbelief,

"Why die, so suddenly!!" I was stunned for a moment, bit my spit, and asked.

"Didn't you drink too much in your bar yesterday, you have to find eight young ladies to stop it......" Du Xianyang recalled and said.

"The exhausted people are dead?? Then why didn't our young lady say this when she came back!! ”

"It's a fart, after he brought the young lady to the hotel, there were too many people, and he couldn't let go of so many people, and then he let the young ladies rest somewhere, and he came out to play mahjong with my dad by himself...... Du Xianyang continued.

"Playing mahjong can kill people??" The more I listened to Du Xianyang, the more mysterious it became, and I couldn't believe it.

"It's not a problem, the old man drank half a night's wine, and then played half a night's mahjong, and I heard my dad say that he fried Hu four times in one night, and he lost his pants so much that he should have lost his loss......"

"And then??"

"Then the last one came and touched it, the old man was excited and pumped it directly, and he smoked it and foamed at the foam, and it didn't slow down after being sent to the hospital, you said it's a good old man, and he was still discussing it with me a few days ago, and he was dead, people, it's so fragile......" Du Xianyang was a little emotional, a little sad.

"Are you telling the truth??" After a long time, I still feel that Du Xianyang is pulling calves with me.

"Can I tease you? Can I make fun of Ji Xuan and his second uncle to tease you?? Du Xianyang shouted unhappily.

"Then why didn't you tell me earlier, it's all cremated and tell me what's the use......"

"I don't know if you know what I told you to do!!"

"Then what do you mean by telling me this now??" I asked speechlessly.

"Well, I'm just so sad that I want to tell you about it, express my sadness......" Du Xianyang said with a sigh.

"Grass, then can you hang up after you have expressed it, big brother!!" I shouted irritably as I drove.

"It's not that I'm not a person, you don't know, my sadness is not like moving, but no one is doing it without moving, do you know what I mean?" Du Xianyang replied to me with some embarrassment.

"Next time, what the do you have to say, can you just say it......" After understanding Du Xianyang's meaning, I scolded very irritably.

"I'm not a little embarrassed......"

"Roll the calves!! Hurry up and say something, I'm driving......"

"I'm doing a bit of work, see if you can help me do it!" Du Xianyang said directly.

"Big brother, what the hell am I doing all day long, you don't know how I have time to help you work, can you let me go......" I should have cried when I heard Du Xianyang's words, and I was still looking for me to work for him every day, and I was still too busy to work.

"You don't need to do it yourself, you just need to help me find a few people to do it......" Du Xianyang quickly explained.

"What's the job, I'll see if I can arrange it for you......" I thought for a moment and asked.

"It's not a big deal, it's just a little dispute in the countryside, I want to find someone to solve it, I don't seem to be good to come forward, I just want you to help me contact ...... money," Du Xianyang explained to me.

"Your business??"

"No, my friend's ......"

"Grass, what a mess every day, I'll find someone to contact you later......"

After that, I hung up the phone.