Chapter 1060: Not a funny joke
"Oh roar~" I exclaimed: "It seems that you worship the god of creation~"
"Perhaps it would be more appropriate to say that 'every troubadour worships the God of creation,'" Cecil said, "and he is a faith to us." β
I nodded: "It's good for people to have faith. β
Cecil said 'um' and turned to me and asked, "What do you believe?" β
"Gold coins" I replied in seconds, and after answering, I felt that it was still a little inappropriate, and added: "There are also milk." β
Cecil instantly turned into a bewildered face.
After a while, he asked me, "You're not kidding?" β
I shook my head: "I'm serious. β
Cecil looked incredulous: "Do those things give you strength and confidence?" β
"No," I shook my head again, "gold coins can give me desires, and milk coins can give me stronger desires." β
Cecil continued to look confused.
I spread my hands and tried to explain what I meant to him: "Desire is such a thing, it's awesome, do you know hormones?" What the? You don't know! You're too loof, this is biological science! It is a must-have knowledge that every Sao Nian should know! Okay, this time I'm going to give you a hard time teaching a physiology and hygiene lesson, let me ask you, do you know what is called morning erection? β
Cecil nodded confusedly.
"The physiological phenomenon of morning erection is actually inextricably linked to hormones, what kind of relationship is it? Uh, ahem, it's just a close relationship anyway, in short, it's it, it's the one that controls your little brother to show a pillar of optimism in the early morning! β
I cleared my throat, sorted out my thoughts, and continued, "And then, what are you going to do after you're a pillar of optimism?" β
Cecil shook his head in confusion.
"Damn, are you a nerd?" I slapped the table with my hand and shouted, "Don't tell me you really don't know?" Your little brother is a pillar of optimus, hard as iron and steel, don't you know what to do next? β
Cecil suddenly said, "Oh, I know, I know, it's the one with Tachibana Jiemei...... Ahem, it's to be happy with each other. β
"Oh~That's right~" I pointed at him, smiling obscenely.
Immediately after, my face changed instantly, my expression was serious, and I said, "Suppose that Tachibana Jiemei is not by your side, or maybe there is not even a woman by your side...... There are no men either, and besides, you can't solve the problem with your hands yet, what should you do? β
"I'm ......," Cecil paused, thought for a moment, and then said, "I'll do high-intensity exercise to release this fire." β
"Hey~, that's right~" I he: "I agree with you, now, although I have several beautiful fiancΓ©es, but it's a pity that I haven't officially married them yet, under the tough rules of the Zephyr Continent, I can't communicate with them pleasantly physically and mentally, so well, those accumulated fires have become the driving force for me to become stronger." β
The corners of Cecil's eyes twitched: "What do you say have to do with gold coins and milk stalks?" β
"Of course it does!" I said seriously: "With the gold coins, I can buy my fiancΓ©es more revealing, cough cough, more artistic clothes, and then, I can be unscrupulous, cough cough, I can use an artistic eye to civilized watch the ball, because my sexual orientation is normal, so at the same time watching the ball, my various desires will be like weeds with gold and gold, swishing crazy, and after the madness grows to a certain extent, they will turn into more fierce fire, driving me to become stronger!" β
I reached out and patted Cecil on the shoulder, "Now, you understand the relationship, right?" β
Cecil's face was already full of bewilderment, and he shook his head, then nodded, and then collapsed.
Looking at Cecil, who had collapsed, I pinched my chin and secretly recalled the serious nonsense I had just made, and felt that I was fit to be an orator, and perhaps a politician.
Later, I listened to Cecil's several stories about what he had seen and heard in the ancient tomb, which further confirmed Cecil's previous confirmation, and also proved that what Wren and I had said before was not a lieβthere were not just a few heroes, but dozens or even hundreds.
At this point, I suddenly remembered the murals I had seen in the dungeons of Eri City before, which depicted people of various races holding their own weapons and attacking a giant monster, although they were defeated and killed and wounded countless times, but in the end, they managed to defeat the monster under the leadership of a small man who was full of light.
If I'm not mistaken, the little man on the screen who is shining all over his body should be the god of creation, and the members of the various races who fought the giant monsters before should be legendary heroes.
However, history is written by the victors, who either hung up in battle, or were wiped out by others in later disputes because of their weakness, and in the end, only the founders of the great towns remained, that is, the legendary heroes who were later admired by the people.
Thinking of this, I casually asked Cecil, "As far as you know, did the God of Creation ever participate in the war between humans and dungeon monsters?" β
Cecil shook his head and said, "I haven't read the relevant historical documents, nor have I read the notes related to it, I just heard that the god of creation seems to have only appeared once in ancient times, in order to save humanity that was about to be destroyed. β
When I heard this, I was in a daze, and I said in my heart: How can this sound so similar to the history that the fairy patriarch told me?
So, I asked him, "Did you also read what you said from the fragments of historical documents?" β
Cecil nodded, "Yes, that piece of history was found in an abandoned fairy tomb, which records a little history related to the God of Creation, and also says that the God of Creation distributed his divine power among several weapons. β
Speaking of this, he laughed and said, "However, how is this possible, if the God of Creation really distributes his divine power to the weapon, wouldn't the person who holds the weapon of the God of Creation be invincible in the world?" β
I laughed along, and laughed naturally, easily, but not naturally and easily in my heart, because I knew that what Cecil saw as a joke was true.
Not only that, but I also got a weapon with the power of the God of Creation by chance, but that weapon was returned to the descendants of the original owner by me.
(End of chapter)