Chapter 783: Misfortune
The Enchanted Jungle - Nebula's home
"Huh!? Sayuri, you're saying there's a package signed by Pete the Strange Thief!? Xingyun, who was lying on the sofa eating cake when he returned home from Wuling, said to Sayuri in surprise.
Nebula took the fork in his mouth, took a beautifully wrapped package from Sayuri, opened it, and found .........
The package was actually filled with a bottle of medicine!?
Depend on!! What does Uncle Phantom mean? Is it telling yourself that it's time to take medicine?
Just as Nebula picked up the glass bottle containing the capsule and was puzzled by the phantom's intentions, a palm-sized piece of paper suddenly fell slowly and leisurely from the bottom of the glass bottle.
Nebula picked up the piece of paper and looked at the contents of the paper carefully, and as a result, he instantly smiled like a flower!! This........ This is simply to send warmth!! A pill that can increase the speed of cultivation!! Rarer than XP Elixir!! When used together with Double Experience Cards and Spirit Pendants, wouldn't the cultivation speed suddenly increase by five or six times!?
It's a pity that there are only twenty capsules, and it happens that I and my teammates share one each, and Chiyura and Shinas don't have it.
In order to improve everyone's cultivation progress as soon as possible, Nebula directly teleported to the small Crystal Garden Flying Boat through the teleportation magic array in the Magic Jungle Home, and then entered the secret base and gathered all his teammates in the training ground!
Looking at the more than ten teammates in front of him, Xingyun cleared his throat and said to everyone: "Ahem~~~ The reason why I gathered everyone in my busy schedule is because I got the precious secret medicine given to me by the Monster Thief Phantom Express, and I want to share it with everyone." ”
With that, Nebula held up a glass bottle filled with red and blue capsules and placed it on the table.
Nebula opened the cap of the bottle, took out one of the capsules, and continued to his companions, "The name of this pill is called Hyper-Perception! It can temporarily improve the body's perceptual ability, that is to say, in the state of taking super-sense, you can perceive more vitality and magic power, and the speed of absorbing vitality and absorbing magic power will increase significantly, thereby increasing the cultivation speed in disguise. ”
"Extra-perception can also be used to practice tricks and magic, because the body is in a state of extra-perception, the senses of sight, smell, hearing and other senses will become extremely acute, and some tricks and magic that are not easy to release can be easily released by amplifying the body's perception under the influence of extra-perception." Nebula explained to everyone in detail.
At this time, Xiao Gong raised his hand and asked Xingyun, "That........ Nebula, sorry! Interrupt a little! You said that the effect of this pill is so miraculous, why have we never heard of it? And Phantom Pat shouldn't be too familiar with you, right!? Why were you given such a precious pill? Don't you think it's a little weird!? ”
Xingyun scratched his head and replied to Komiya: "Eh~~~ I also think it's a little strange!! I've only had a two-sided relationship with Uncle Phantom! Why he gave me pills, I still don't know. ”
"It's just certain that this pill is not poison! I took a little bit of the powder from the capsule, and no toxic substances were detected by various methods!! Nebula said categorically to everyone.
At this moment, McGonagall took two steps forward, took a pill from the glass bottle, and swallowed it immediately.
Seeing the shocked looks of her companions, McGonagall said lightly, "Why don't you take the pills that can increase your cultivation speed?" It doesn't matter how effective it is, since it's not poison! No problem! ”
After hearing what McGonagall said, it dawned on the teammates that there was no need to worry at all!! If the effect is good, it will be earned, and if the effect is not good, it is nothing, anyway, it is not poison!!
So, one by one, the companions stepped forward and took the red and blue capsules, and swallowed them without hesitation.
The last person to take the pill was Nebula, although Nebula also wanted to try this anti-heaven pill immediately, but after all, he had to make sure that everyone got the pill, even if Nebula counted twenty pills, but even if he was a saint, it was inevitable that there would be mistakes, such an important matter, it was always good to be cautious!!
After swallowing the pill, Nebula and the others dispersed, Nebula, Ryan, Hisoka, Evan, Lin Zhiling, and Angel Burst went to the Mage Tower, while the rest of the teammates went to the Retreat Hall.
In the cultivation room of the Mage Tower, Xingyun, who had taken the pill, suddenly felt a heat in his body, as if his whole body was about to melt.
Nebula gritted his teeth and secretly scolded the phantom, "Uncle Phantom, this bastard! Taking pills can be so uncomfortable, at least say it on the instructions!! ”
Suddenly, Nebula felt a sharp pain, and the pain spread all over his body, and in the midst of the throbbing pain, Nebula fell unconscious.........
Unknown Territory - Crystal Gardens
After taking a nap, Phantom was stunned when he saw the red and white capsules on the table.
Forehead........ Did you confuse the two bottles of pills?
Worst!! That bottle of pill was for the little ones in Nebula!!
The phantom looked at the time on the gold watch on his wrist and said to himself embarrassedly, "It's already this time!" Now that it's almost delivered, what should I do!? ”
"I think I might have offended them all this time......... You have to find a way to remedy it!! The Phantom bit his thumb and whispered.
(Next, the whole process is high-energy, and if the acceptance ability is low, please point the fork in the upper right corner~~~)
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Mage Tower – Cultivation Room
I don't know how long it took, Nebula gradually woke up, and after waking up, Nebula did not feel that his body's perceptual ability had increased, but felt that there was an indescribable change in his body.
Feeling that his body was covered in wet sweat, Nebula frowned slightly and decided to take a shower first.
However, when Nebula took off the Blue Illusion Demon robe and underwear, Nebula was surprised to find that his chest, which was originally as flat as the airport, actually bulged slightly, although it was slightly smaller than a poached egg, but this could no longer be regarded as a normal boy's breasts!!
Nebula immediately thought of something, and immediately took off the little *** and looked down at himself. And then........ Nebula was extremely shocked to find that his little brother was gone!!
He's meowing!! What the hell is going on!? Why is Lao Tzu's little brother gone!?
Today is supposed to be an ordinary day, and nothing strange happened before!! Wait a minute!! That bottle of pill sent by the Phantom!! Could it be ........
Thinking of this, Nebula didn't even bother to take a shower, and was ready to put on the Blue Illusion Demon Robe to check on his teammates.
However, when Nebula put on the Blue Illusion Demon Robe, he found that the Blue Illusion Demon Robe was extremely uncomfortable with him, as if he was rejecting himself, so Nebula had to take off his robe and put a large bath towel around him for the time being.
At this time, Nebula remembered that there was a slight difference between the magic of a male magician and the magic of a female magician, so the mage's robe was gender-distinct, and the blue magic robe also had a male magician version and a female magician version!
Thinking of this, Nebula immediately fell to his knees with his head in his hands, and his eyes suddenly dimmed. Damn it!! Could it be ........ Have you really become a girl?
Just when Nebula was disheartened, after a loud bang of "Bang~~~", the door of Nebula's cultivation room was suddenly kicked open!
A pink-haired double ponytail Lori broke into Nebula's room wrapped in a bath towel, and the Angel said viciously to Nebula: "Hey! Nebula!! What the hell is going on? You'd better give me an explanation!! Otherwise........."
After saying that, the exploding angel took out her soul hand and aimed it at Nebula's head, looking at her annoyed and angry look, if Nebula didn't give her an explanation, I'm afraid Lori would pull the trigger without hesitation.
Nebula looked at Lori and asked with some surprise, "Lori, what's going on?" Could it be ......."
After hearing Xingyun's inquiry, the Angel Blushed with shame, gritted her teeth and said to Xingyun, "What else can I do!" It's not because of eating that bottle of pill you brought!! Actually made me ....... Let me....... Let me grow such an ugly thing underneath! How are you going to let me get married!? ”
After hearing what the angel said, Xingyun silently lifted the scarf around his body, and said to Lori in frustration: "You should be very familiar with this thing, and I am in the same situation, my little brother is gone!" ”
After saying that, Xingyun put down his scarf and said to the red-faced Angel who seemed to be ripe: "I think it's probably not just us who have encountered this kind of thing, we have to go and see the condition of other teammates!" ”
Immediately after, Nebula and Lori came to Ryan's training room together, and Nebula found that Ryan was still in a coma and couldn't wake up no matter how much he screamed.
As a last resort, Nebula said to Angel Bursting Limeng: "Lori, please go and see if Ryan has changed like us!?" ”
"Forehead........ Why let me go! Isn't Ryan your brother? Lori reluctantly said to Nebula.
Xingyun said to Lori embarrassedly: "Maybe it's a sister now, anyway!" There's no way I'm going to see the girls, Ryan will trouble you!! ”
After listening to Nebula's explanation, Lori had no choice but to lean down and slowly take off Ryan's pants.........
Xingyun turned around, looked at the wall of the cultivation room, stroked his chin and pondered, as if thinking about a solution to the problem.
However, at the moment when Lori took off Ryan's pants, Ryan, who was in a dazed sleep, suddenly woke up!!
"Yike!! Lori~~~ You ........ What are you doing!? Ryan immediately shouted.
Then, Ryan put on his pants with lightning speed, touched the underneath, and asked Lori in surprise and shame, "Lori....... Where's my little brother!? And also........ Why is my voice tender? And for some reason, my boobs feel so tight........"
Nebula patted Ryan on the shoulder with both hands and explained the matter to Ryan in general.
Ryan was stunned for a moment, the eldest young master of his family had actually become the eldest lady........
It took a long time for Ryan to come to his senses. After Ryan came back to his senses, he asked Nebula with some embarrassment, "Brother........ So should I call you brother or sister now? ”
"Idiot! Of course, it's called brother!! Do you want to be a sister? We'll definitely be back! The point is why Uncle Phantom is making such a bad joke!! Anyway, we have to find Uncle Phantom as soon as possible!! Nebula said viciously to Ryan.
(A pun on the topic, cough cough ~~~~ Have you guessed it?) The real identity of the capsule......... I wish you all a happy April Fool's Day~~~ Just look at these two chapters as fools' joy!! )