Tokyo, Shinjuku, in front of the gate of Kabukicho Ichiban Street!

People coming and going are walking by like a tide, the surrounding shops are working hard to greet business, with the noisy shouting in their ears looking at the once coveted red landmark gate not far away, and then looking at the tourists from all over the world who are carrying large bags and small bags into the store to shop, Wu Liang couldn't help but twist his thighs fiercely, the hot pain proves that this is not a false dream, it turns out that he really arrived in Japan! yes！ It's really in Japan, roar!!

At this moment, the man standing in front of the red gate of Ichiban Street in Kabukicho is called Wu Liang, who was an ordinary office worker not long ago, and a happy single Wang who loves two-dimensional culture, because of an unexpected situation inexplicably came to Japan.

In fact, it has always been his dream to save enough money to go to Japan for a good time, but it has never been possible by chance. (Actually, to put it bluntly, there is no money!! Seafood, sushi, tempura, ramen, wagashi, sukiyaki. Ginza, Shinjuku, Akihabara, Comic Con, figurines, hot springs. And the beautiful young lady in the various stores in the Ichiban Street of Kabukicho (you all know it)! In the past, whenever I thought of these Wu Liang students, I would always lose my mind for a long time, and fantasize about the travel route after coming to Tokyo in the future.

It's a pity that Wu Liang, who is now standing in front of the red gate of Ichiban Street in Kabukicho, is full of bitterness, and under the dazzling signboards, he takes out the wallet in his pocket, and looks at the pink Grandpa Mao inside and wants to cry without tears! What should I do next? There is no grandpa Mao but he can't spend it, and his future is bleak!

Ladies and gentlemen, you may have to ask, why did you obviously realize your wish, but you have a desperate face, a little expression of the end of the world! What's going on?

Let's pull the camera back a little bit and go back to before the unexpected happened!

Wu Liang, male, female, 27 years old this year, has no bad hobbies. looks a little handsome, a boxy face, at best, it can be regarded as fortitude, almost speaking, it can only be regarded as above average, there are no distinctive features that make people shine, and it is really not easy to recognize if you are not an acquaintance in the crowd.

Tuba Wu Tianliang, I heard my mother say that the old man in the family considered repeatedly reporting the name Tianliang when he gave him a household registration, and the meaning of the word itself is to add a good talent to the family, but unfortunately the only thing that is not considered is that it is a little tasteful when it is connected with the surname! It's like the name Ziteng itself is very poetic, but it's a pity that if the person with this name is surnamed Du, then the only thing left is tragedy!

The nickname Wu Tianliang accompanied Wu Liang's entire childhood, and he was called for more than 20 years, and he had to get used to it after countless protests were ruthlessly suppressed, and then he simply accepted the name of Wu Liang's friend Shunzui! ~~！

Wu Liang's academic performance has been good since he was a child, and he is worthy of his father's desire to add a good talent to the Wu family, although he can't reach the top student, but his grades have been hovering in the teens and twenties in the grade, and he was admitted to Beijing Normal University smoothly during the college entrance examination.

At present, the family has one population, and his parents both died of a traffic accident in the year he graduated from Wuliang University, and after taking care of his parents' afterlife, he sold his old house, and left his hometown with a small amount of compensation, and went to the capital to work hard for his own life. I will spend all my savings to buy a small second-hand house in Beihe, a two-bedroom apartment of 68 square meters. Later, in time for the demolition and reconstruction of the old community expanded in the capital, the new home obtained from the replacement of the old house was divided into the Sixth Ring Road, which was successfully mixed into the ranks of the people in the imperial city. With the subway station repaired to the entrance of the community, the house price is soaring like a rocket, and Wu Liang has become the envy of many people!

Wu Liang's life plan is also very simple: find a stable job with an income of more than 10,000 yuan before the age of 30, and then find a reliable girl to live a plain life! It's a pity that these two points have not been done, it is easy to do it in the capital with a monthly income of more than 10,000, but the competition in the capital is much more fierce than other places, and the six years after graduation have found seven jobs either the company is not doing well and closing down or encountering an economic crisis and layoffs, and there is no time for more than two years, and there is no stability at all. The girl is even more tragic, and the girl she likes is either famous early on or has super high material requirements for Wu Liang!

Wu Liang's life plan is becoming more and more urgent, because the end of this month is his 28th birthday.

What a sad story!

In the early morning of Saturday, Wu Liangtong's shoes uncharacteristically got up on time at eight o'clock, you must know that he usually rests on Saturdays and Sundays, but he is a bed-laden family who never sleeps until three poles in the morning, and it is impossible to get up so early. In his own words: "It's not that I don't want to get up, it's just that the bed doesn't want to let go of me." ”

Today is a special day, the girl who has been flirting in the company for a long time finally agreed to her dinner invitation, although she still has to bring three nasty light bulbs to rub the rice, (her three girlfriends) but it is a good start! After all, spring is coming, and it's a good season for animals to reproduce (there should be a classic dubbing from Mr. Zhao in the animal world here——!)

As the so-called people are in good spirits on happy occasions, opening the window while holding a toothbrush, well, today's wind is quite noisy! After cleaning up his personal hygiene as quickly as possible, he looked at himself in the mirror for 30 seconds before he praised: "Oh, what can I do, I've always been so handsome, and I'm a lot more handsome when I dress up!" Spray some of the same perfume of Putin the Great, and be sure to make that little lady worship under her brother's pomegranate pants / Oh not charming! "A little YY!

After taking care of personal hygiene, it is too late to eat breakfast. I opened the refrigerator and took out the ingredients that had been marinated overnight with a unique secret sauce, quickly put on the meat skewers, and began to prepare for lunch. It's going to come in a while, but a few people who love skewers, can't wait to soak in the skewer shop, and can't prepare more ingredients.

Wu Liang's work-related technical level has grown only in the past few years after graduation, but God has given him a picky mouth and a pair of skillful hands, how can he use his limited income to enjoy delicious food? I had to do it myself! The level of cooking skills is growing rapidly, and there is definitely the level of professional chefs. When I was unemployed for the sixth time last year, I even planned to go back to my hometown to open a small restaurant, but unfortunately, in the end, I still coveted the colorful and wonderful life in the big city and stayed!

After more than two hours of busy work, all kinds of ingredients prepared in advance were turned into semi-finished products that were skewered, and two large storage boxes were filled. Take a break, load the oven with charcoal in the car, and drag the cart full of cars out the door!

Walking out of the gate of the community, a smiling student girl on the side of the road was handing out flyers, and gave Wu Liang a promotional leaflet. stared at it with appreciative eyes for a while, and suddenly realized that the eyes of the people around him were looking at him a little wrong.

I looked down and wiped it! The propaganda leaflet in his hand is a beautiful girl with a smile on her face, and the following line of pink big characters Fraternity Hospital, painless abortion is only 380 yuan. On the outside, there is a muscular strong man with a naked upper body, and the bottom is also printed with Bo'ai Hospital, which specializes in the treatment of male dysfunction.

Well! It's good to get the name of the hospital, both men and women can eat it, and it's really fraternal!

Thinking that he actually took such a promotional page and looked at it for a while, Wu Liang's embarrassing cancer was about to be committed! You say how can a young and beautiful girl casually stuff this kind of advertisement into a man's hands? Where's the festival? I stuffed the cardboard leaflets into a garbage bin on the side of the road.

Hurried to the lakeside gazebo, Wu Liang was busy unloading on the bench, when he was busy, the sister called, a short call made an appointment at 12 o'clock at noon to gather in the gazebo, hung up the phone and looked at the time on the mobile phone, wiped it, it was almost half past eleven, it was too late to make a fire, and if you didn't hurry up at twelve o'clock, you couldn't eat barbecue. He casually put his mobile phone on the bench, hurriedly picked out some small wooden blocks prepared in advance, and began to light the charcoal.

Just when Wu Liang was busy making a fire and burning charcoal, the space above the center of the lake suddenly produced a violent spatial distortion, and after the distortion, a small green light point flew out of it, and the strange little light point seemed to have life and drew a circle above the water surface, faintly locking the busy figure in the pavilion by the lake!

At this time, the busy figure who was facing away from the lake did not realize that the unknown danger behind him was coming, only to see that the small green light point suddenly accelerated from the static state, drew a huge arc curve and smashed into the lake, who would have thought that a small point of light actually had a huge mass, the moment it smashed into the water, it was like a small-scale explosion, and a dull sound caused a splash of water to splash towards the pavilion by the lake!

A wave of water hit, and Wu Liang, who had just ignited the charcoal and was doused with a cold heart, had a brittle green aquatic grass on his head, and looked back blankly to find the source of the splash. It's impossible to have such a big wave today, I thought someone was playing a prank, but there was no one around?

As everyone knows, the culprit is falling down the splash of water to the mobile phone on the bench at this moment. A moment later, a small green halo of light squirmed around the phone, looking like a lump of green jelly, emitting strange tremors.

Wu Liang, who had no result in finding the source, could only admit that he was unlucky, and as soon as he took off the aquatic weeds on his head, he turned around and found the mobile phone that was constantly vibrating in a pool of green water, and he threw himself over to fish out the mobile phone from the water with an exclamation. Who would have thought, the moment he pounced on the phone, a strong tingling sensation came from the surroundings, like an electric shock, which firmly sucked Wu Liang's whole person, and dyed it with a layer of green light. There is no time to complain, as the numbness of the body increases, it seems to enter slow-motion time, and the surrounding space gradually falls into a strange static state!

It's a pity that Wu Liang's complaining service this time can't be done, because at the same time as the space is still, a space distortion with a larger scale than the one generated on the lake just now suddenly appeared in front of him, swallowing up the entire pavilion! All that was left was an unusually high-pitched scream: "I'm wiping" ~~~~!