Chapter 407: Buckley's Foul Mouth!

The commentator of the slam dunk contest is Charles. Barkley and Kenny. Smith, everyone likes to hear these two people complain about the parallel slam dunk of the contestants, so they were asked to explain the "slam dunk contest" with the most attention

Charles. Barkley said before the game began: "In the era of the slam dunk contest, who is the worst dunk champion of all time? Can twin brothers really play an epoch-making savior? ”

The question of big butt, at least last year, Brother Panda has given the best answer, he came out of nowhere when the slam dunk contest was getting worse, making the last dunk contest one of the best-looking dunk contests in history, which can be called immeasurable.

So, can Brother Fox take on the responsibility of his brother again this year and continue to make the dunk contest as exciting as last year?

This isn't just the fox brother's business, he needs an equally good opponent to do this.

The four players who participated in this year's slam dunk contest are Nate Anderson. Robinson, Dwight. Howard, J.R. Smith, Ji Guoyi.

The "Slam Dunk Contest" has always been the most popular event among American fart people during All-Star Weekend. To this day, the most iconic event of the All-Star is still Michael. Jordan and Dominic. Wiggins' monster battle in the 1988 Slam Dunk Contest is the only kind of matchup that makes the game truly exciting. Since then, however, the slam dunk contest has gone from bad to worse like Maddie's popularity, with the exception of Vince Brown, who came down from the gods in 2000. Carter and last year's Amazing Panda vs. Superman Majesty Xià have nothing stopping viewers from switching to the Super Bowl, Tiger Wing. Woods and Grey's Anatomy.

"I went to the slam dunk contest just to make some pocket money", said Tyrus last year. Thomas grinned and said there was no doubt that he had received a ticket from the league, but he was telling the truth.

Charles. Barkley also said with a big grin before the game: "Before the start of this game, there are a few names that cannot be left unmentioned, first of all, Kobe. Bryant, the brother who won one of the lowest dunk contests in history with a dunk that didn't bounce high enough; And then there's Jason. Richardson, this gentleman is the least popular, the worst ornamental winner of the slam dunk contest in history, and the more hateful thing is that this guy has won twice; Fred. Jones, even though it's only been 5 years, I'm willing to bet that 90 percent of the people watching this game can't remember what he did to win the championship, or who he is; And finally the worst, worst Nate. Robinson, God, it took 17 chances for this guy to pull off his ugly dunk! Believe me, we can bet five cents if we give Kwame. Brown had 17 chances and he was able to make a three-pointer. ”

The big butt words made Kobe Bryant on the sidelines want to elbow people, and this bastard changed his words after even blacking several stars, and continued: "Here, I want to thank Brother Panda's eight-generation ancestor, he not only saved the position of center, but also saved the slam dunk contest." Of course, we can't fail to mention Howard, in fact, in 2007, Superman Xià should have won the slam dunk contest and took the lead in winning glory for the center, but it was a pity that a bunch of myopic judges murdered that cute headposter. In 2008, Howard learned his lesson, did not use stickers, and personally went into battle to play Superman, this time even Ke Zhenwei could only send the champion obediently. But it's a pity that he met a giant panda who can dunk with his eyes closed, and he also has his own BMW sports car. So even Ke Zhenwei said that of course the blind man wants to give the championship to the blind man. ”

Back on the court, at the moment "Little Potato" Nate. Robinson looks like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wearing a green jersey and holding a green basketball in his arms, and his real intention is to defeat Superman Howard with Superman's only Achilles heel in the Superman movies, the green Kryptonite element. This dwarf thinks that Brother Panda will not compete, and his biggest threat should be Superman, so he made such a costume to disgust Howard and add to the topic for himself.

Ji Guoyi is wearing his No. 9 jersey, and the fiery red magma color "Fox II Slam Dunk Contest Special Edition" under his feet, this pair of sneakers is an expensive price, and it is another big weapon used by Nike to circle money.

The official pre-order price of the "Fox II Slam Dunk Contest Special Edition" is $998, and the global limited edition is limited to 20,000 pairs, of which 10,000 pairs can be pre-ordered on the website and the other 10,000 pairs are available in specialty stores. Since Nike doesn't plan to release a second batch, fans who didn't make a pre-order online can only go to the black market to buy it. At present, this sneaker has not been officially released, but the price in the black market has soared to $3,000, and I believe that if Ji Guoyi wears this pair of sneakers to win the dunk king, the black market price of this pair of sneakers can exceed $5,000.

Before the game started, the two favorites to win the championship - Howard and Robinson used hot dancing to arouse the enthusiasm of the audience, and by the way, they canvassed for themselves.

The five judges on the scene today are all famous for the Suns, because Robinson did 17 moves in 2006, and the NBA league revised rules limit each player to two minutes to complete one action.

Kenny. "This year's slam dunk contest is going to be exciting in my opinion, will Brother Fox use the blindfolded slam dunk from Brother Panda last year? And last year's Howard, who wore a superman jersey and played dunk tricks, what kind of magic will be staged this year? Previously, it was reported that Howard would be painted nude for a slam dunk show, and this news headline alone was shocking enough, however, the answer will be revealed today. ”

The two spoke freely and expressed their opinions. Barkley nodded and said: "The slam dunk contest is a traditional event of the All-Star Game, and people remember the difficulty of Jordan and the height of Carter, but the difficulty and height of such a competition every year have long been lost. Now, Brother Panda and Howard have received praise for their creativity. What new tricks will Brother Fox and Howard bring to the table today? It's scary to repeat what they did last year, and they have to prepare something that everyone has never seen before to beat their opponents. ”

The rules of this year's "Slam Dunk Contest" have changed, and in order to make the "Slam Dunk Contest" more fair and equitable, the league has introduced new rules.

First, a contestant's dunk must be completed within two minutes, and in the 2006 Slam Dunk Contest Finals, Nate Dunk Contest. Robinson's move took 17 times to succeed, and such a comical scene would not have been played in 2009.

Second, the 2009 Slam Dunk Contest will introduce a video replay mechanism to create conditions for judges to score more accurately, and things like the 2007 when several referees didn't see Howard sticker on the rebound won't happen again.

In addition to the above rule improvements, the 2009 "Slam Dunk Contest" scoring system has been drastically changed, and the league has once again made a new move, and this year fans will directly decide who will win the final championship. At the 2009 All-Star "Slam Dunk Contest," the five judges only had the power to decide who made it to the finals.

Fans across the United States can vote on their mobile phones via text message or on the NBA's official website to decide the winner. (SMS and website voting are only available in North America)

So in the finals, the judges' votes are no different from the fans' votes, which also leads to the weight of the judges being a notch lower than last year, and the big names will not be such rightless judges now.

Charles. Barkley said excitedly before the game began: "Audience friends, the four people who participated in this year's slam dunk contest are Howard, Nate. Robinson, J.R. Smith, and Brother Fox. The competition hasn't started yet, but the crowd is already going crazy ahead of time as everyone is looking forward to the exciting performances that are coming. Among these four people, it is not a new drama that Howard will "become superman", and everyone is concerned about what interesting ideas he can come up with this year; Nate. Robinson relied on his small size to become a fierce green-skinned frog at critical moments; As for JR Smith, he is a very fierce dunk player in the official game, and looking at his performance in the slam dunk contest, everyone is also fresh. Originally, the slam dunk contest was just a freshness; In the end, the last slam dunk king is left - brother, whether that kid can take over his brother's mantle is the focus of our attention, but I hope he doesn't repeat what his brother did, that would be too boring. ”

With the conversation between the two, the 2009 "Slam Dunk Contest" officially began......

The fans in front of the TV quickly discovered an interesting situation, they saw that many spectators on the sidelines had not yet started to watch the game, so they took out their mobile phones to vote first, is this Nima still fair?

Taylor. Swift and Emma. Watson is one of these people, they directly voted for the fox brother, including Ji Guoqiu and Yao Ming and others, who cares if you dunk or not, we just vote for our own people.

At this time, domestic fans scolded one after another, no wonder the league did not give fans in Asia the right to vote, because they were worried that Chinese fans would directly send the fox brother to the throne of the slam dunk king by relying on the large number of people.

But if you don't let us vote in Asia, we will turn on the VPN to vote, and nothing can stop the tens of millions of otaku dicks in China who are no different from eating and drinking. Isn't it just a free VPN, it's not a problem at all, and Brother Fox's forum has a ready-made pinned highlight post, which has free VPN downloads and tutorials on how to use it.

It is said that the poster is Ji Guoyan himself, and the icon of this free VPN is a fox, and it can be used by 1,000 people at the same time, and there are really not many people who can make such a thing except him. But relying on the technical support of Fox Video, it will be no problem, so the credibility of this rumor is quite high, and Ji Guoshi is indeed so shameless.

The game officially began here, and Candace who had lost to the Los Angeles Sparks in the high school slam dunk contest. Parker's hapless guy J.R. Smith is the first to appear.

After receiving the blue ball from the referee, JR. Smith threw the ball high near the left side of the midfield, and after the ball bounced twice in the left corner of the penalty area, Smith ran to the basket, and as the ball fell, JR Smith received the ball and flew sideways to complete a one-arm dunk of the big windmill.

JR. Smith's dunk action is actually very ordinary, the big windmill slam dunk after throwing the ball, such an action is really not good in the "slam dunk contest", every team in the NBA has at least one or two players who can do no worse than him, American Airlines Center In addition to the support of Nuggets fans, everyone's cheers are not high, obviously most fans don't buy this slam dunk, they paid a high price to come here today, but not to see such an ordinary dunk.

Charles. Barkley was the one who was the most dissatisfied, and the big ass unceremoniously commented: "We all saw that the first one to appear in the preliminaries was JR. Smith, as the first player, JR. Smith may feel that his dunk is mainly to play a role in throwing bricks, so a very uncreative dunk is presented in front of us." Even at what might have been a bland slam dunk contest, this dunk was just a brick that no one wanted — by the way, what was his blue-baking move? ”

Five referees also supported Barkley's view, with two giving nine points, three giving only eight points, and J.R. Smith scoring 42 points on his first dunk.

The second to appear was Nate. Robinson, the little frog who walked to the 45-degree three-point line with a basketball in his hand amid the cheers of the fans, waited for the game to begin.

Nate. Robinson's first dunk was unsuccessful, and the second time he threw the basketball into the air from the right side of the three-point line, then ran forward and waited until the basketball bounced off the floor once and returned to the air. Robinson also rushed to the front of him, lifted his whole strength to jump, grabbed the basketball in the air and slammed the dunk to end his performance.

Everyone on the field stood up for Nate. Robinson's slam dunk applause, the little frog didn't challenge everyone's patience over and over again like he did last time he participated in the competition, and today he successfully completed a slam dunk. This may not be a big deal for a player with a height of 200cm, but it is not a big deal for Nate. Robinson's height of 175cm is particularly valuable, and the difficulty coefficient has also increased exponentially.

Four of the five judges held up a score card with a score of 9, and only one gave a perfect score of 10. Ji Guoyi's calculation is not very good, and it took a long time to figure it out, and this green-skinned little frog scored 46 points for a dunk this time.

Charles. Barkley was also dissatisfied with the dunk in the live broadcast seat, only to see him open his fat mouth and say, "Nate. Robinson's dunk didn't differ much from Smith's, but because the guy was so small, it seemed to feel better than J.R. Smith's, and the judges gave it a high score of 46. I think this score is too high, the game is the game, you can't give sympathy points because you have a birth defect, this dunk is one point higher than JR. Smith, 46 points represents the level of the referee is too amateurish. ”R1152