Chapter 1070 Not playing cards according to routines

With Barbara's arrogant momentum, I began to lecture Cagalli, and the content of the lecture was nothing more than to tell her that what she liked was not something that everyone else would like, after all, everyone likes this kind of thing.

Under my earnest preaching, Cagalli finally solved the grievances in her heart, and as soon as the grievances were unraveled, she instantly recovered the nature of the eldest sister.

The so-called eldest sister is domineering, never weak, and when she encounters any problem, she will basically use violence to solve it.

In order to make everyone forget her previous helplessness and weakness, she used violent means - by slamming me in the chest with her small fists, threatening others to forcibly forget the scene just now.

I don't know if it will work for anyone else, but I do know that if she didn't stop, I might have to forcibly forget about my lifeβ€”well, not far away, I saw an old man floating in mid-air smiling at me and waving at me.

Just as I was about to float over and follow the old man to the open door in the sky, which was full of light and warmth, a violent shaking pulled me back from the drift.

When I opened my eyes, Cagalli was still pulling at my collar, but she didn't continue to be violent to me, but pulled me with one hand, pinched my waist with the other, and said domineeringly: "Have you all forgotten what you just happened?" ”

A circle of people around nodded their heads.

"Well, it's good" Cagalli nodded with satisfaction, and then waved her hand: "Let's be busy here today, you guys have worked hard, disband!" ”

Except for the Phoenix girls, the others scattered in a hurry.

Cagalli turned her head towards me, and in order to cooperate with her, and in order not to continue to be abused, my head drooped, my eyes rolled white, and I continued to play dead.

"Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi?" Cagalli shook me a few more times, feeling the force with which she shook me, and tried to make my body as easy as possible to make sure that my limbs could shake with her movementsβ€”it would be better to play dead.

"What's wrong with Xiao Yi?" It was Cagalli's voice.

"Xiao Yi...... Xiao Yi ...... "It's Barbara's voice."

Then, I felt someone on my chest gently press up, and after a pause, Lirea's voice sounded, and her voice was full of low and sadness: "Xiao Yi...... He's dead. ”

"What!" This is Barbara's voice: "Xiao Yi he, how can he ......"

"Do you believe it?" Lirea said: "How strong Xiao Yi's vitality is, not to mention just being beaten, even if he is beaten every day, he is still safe." ”

"So...... Xiao Yi he ...... Not dead? Barbara asked tentatively.

"Isn't this nonsense," Lirea said: "Xiao Yi, of course he is not dead, it is estimated that the beating of the half-cow girl just now was too comfortable, so that he could not control himself and fell asleep." ”

Hey, Lirea, can't you just give some sympathetic explanation?

For Mao, I want to say that I fell asleep because I was beaten too comfortably?

Before I could finish complaining, Yura asked, "Then how do we wake up Xiao Yi?" ”

Lirea smiled: "Beat him again and you'll wake up." ”

I was taken aback.

Lirea continued, "Let's change to a big breasted girl this time. ”

After saying this, the atmosphere instantly became silent, and no one said a word, only the gentle breathing of the women could be heard.

After a few seconds, Phoenix's voice sounded: "Is it me who has a big breasted woman?" ”

Lirea said, "It must be you, look here, who else will have bigger breasts than yours?" ”

"Oh," Phoenix replied softly.

Lirea instructed in a rather serious tone: "Remember, you have to work hard, it's best to fight with all your strength, and Xiao Yi will wake up in a moment." ”

Huh?

Tell the phoenix to hit me?

Are you sure this is not murdering your own husband?

I opened my eyes at the same time, and at the same time twisted my body hard, broke free from Cagalli's hands, staggered twice, I stabilized my body, looked at the phoenix that had opened the battle posture in horror, waved my hand again and again, and stopped: "Okay, I'm okay." ”

While saying, I started the eighth set of radio gymnastics: "Ah, today is really a good weather for sports, I suddenly feel very refreshed all over my body, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and I am not sleepy." ”

Lirea smiled slightly: "Look, I'll just say, Xiao Yi was asleep just now." ”

As she spoke, she turned to the phoenix and continued to smile: "If you had punched down just now, Xiao Yi would have been much more energetic than now~"

I said in my heart: Lirea, you are bad enough, eat the phoenix's punch full of love and strength, can I still live!

Even though I thought so, I had to pretend that I didn't know anything on the surface.

On the way back to her room, Lirea snickered at me, looking like a child who had succeeded in her cunning.

The next day, we spent another full day putting the finishing touches on Emily's room.

Cagalli's king-size bed was ruthlessly rejected by me, and I took all but this one.

In fact, compared to the king-size bed, other opinions are more understandable and acceptable, such as Cagalli wants to prepare some hanging decorations for Emily to decorate the wall, which makes it more homely.

We accompanied her into the decoration shop, and the clerk asked us very politely if we needed any help, Cagalli nodded and asked her, "Do you have any special ornaments here that are particularly beautiful, tasteful, and can highlight the taste of home?" ”

The clerk listened and led us to a shelf: "The ornaments here just meet your requirements, please take a look." ”

Cagalli looked up and down, then pouted and thought for a while, she stretched out her onion finger, pointed to a few of the charms, and said, "This, this, and this ......"

The clerk took off the ornaments one by one, put them on the counter, and said with a smile: "Excuse me, do you want to pack these ornaments and take them away?" ”

Cagalli shook her head.

In fact, I also think that these hanging ornaments are slightly inferior to those on the wall, if I want to choose, I hope it is the one in the corner, which can highlight the simplicity and cold temperament of the elves.

Just as I was about to say what I thought, Cagalli suddenly said, "I want all the things that hang on the wall except for these few pieces." ”

The clerk was slightly stunned when she heard this, but her complexion quickly recovered, she smiled and nodded, and then quickly took off the remaining dozens of ornaments on the wall, a big bag.

I was dumbfounded: I'll rub it, Cagalli, why don't you play according to the routine!