Chapter 23: Meet the Parents
Gravedigging is a popular top laner in the current version, this is a hero that has been reworked for a long time, and because of some version changes, it has become a top laner with a very high win rate.
Whether it is in the usual ranking or in the competition, the gravedigger is very strong.
And the weapon master is also because of the version problem, and is still a popular choice for the top order.
The strongest weapon is the patch.
However, the weapon master who came out of the Qinglong Glaive Knife is the real weapon master, and now the weapon master is still resisting pressure, and the two players on the road are evenly matched, and the fight is difficult to solve, so Zhou Shu doesn't plan to care about them.
As soon as the snowball pushed, Zhou Shu ran down the road again.
This time Kai'Sa didn't flash, Zhou Shu pushed the snowball down, and Kai'Sa was stunned again.
Damn, it's only been less than a minute since that wave just now, right?
You're going back to the middle of the road and you're going to go down? Why don't you go back and get some equipment!
"Students, do you know why you want to catch the road?"
Zhou Shu pushed the snowball, feeling that he was already happy, and he didn't forget to interact with the audience, although the audience didn't want to interact with Zhou Shu.
"Why?"
Luo Li fed Zhou Shu while praising him.
"Because persimmons are looking for soft pinching, ADC is the best bully."
That's fine, but have you forgotten that you're playing ADC yourself?
Kai'Sa and Hitome are almost in a state of collapse because they are stronger than Varus and Lulu, and despite being led by the snowman to a wave of rhythm, they are still stronger than the other side.
As a result, the snowman is here again.
At this time, the lower road is only level five, and it is still not six.
Otherwise, the Japanese girl with the ultimate move and the Kaisha with the ultimate move can be completely operated.
It's a pity that it's just a little bit short.
Because Zhou Shu came too fast.
This wave of Japanese girls used their own bodies to block the snowball for Kaisha, and Kaisha also handed in the E skill to quickly pull away, so Zhou Shu only left one Japanese girl.
But that's enough.
I'm not here to double kill.
Even if you don't kill anyone, it's okay to cripple you back.
Anyway, the cost of gank that the snowman needs to pay in the middle lane is very low.
And Zhou Shu still has a blue buff on his body, and after the fight, he pushed the snowball back in the river, and the soldier line will not lose.
In contrast, vampires do essentially zero action.
The speed and flashes he brought did not teleport, and it was difficult to support the lower road, and the small disadvantage of Jax on the upper lane in the early stage caused the teleportation to catch up with the line, and in a short time, it was impossible to support the lower road.
Therefore, Zhou Shu did whatever he wanted in the canyon.
However, after two waves on the road, Zhou Shu still went back to produce equipment.
Since it is to be happy, the first piece is of course the light spirit shoes, and the first big piece after the shoes is the plate armor of the deceased.
Zhou Shu doesn't plan to export the outfit, this one will be out of the flesh and it will be over.
This kind of outfit doesn't take the vampire in his eyes at all, and there is no magic resistance, but even if there is no magic resistance, the vampire has no chance to kill the snowman.
"Classmates, have you seen it, this kind of hero who doesn't specialize in gank online is the most annoying. Go down the road two more times and it's game over. ”
Zhou Shu said very firmly, not that if you go down the road twice, there will be no hope of a turnaround on the other side, but that the mentality on the other side is about to collapse.
You play ADC opposite the single single minute to come once, your own single single has no support, and the mending knife is less than the opposite mid laner, are you angry?
The mentality is gone, how can you play?
This Zhou Shu arranged them clearly.
The jungler on the opposite side also wants to do something to protect the lower road, the opponent's combat effectiveness is still very high, but Zhou Shu also has a pig girl on his side, and Varus picked up three heads, and Lulu gave the ultimate, if he can't beat it, then it's really Adou who can't be helped.
Fortunately, he did not disappoint Zhou Shu, Zhou Shu came down and gank again, and then the two sides had a small team battle of 4v3. In the end, it was a three-for-three record.
The main reason is that Zhou Shu took the lead in crossing the tower, because he was a rhythmic, and his teammates followed him into the tower.
They gank with great fanfare, and they also paid the same amount of heads, which is a loss, but the ADC is not dead, and it is not a loss if it takes out two heads.
However, the barrage is saying that Zhou Shu should not cross the tower, and if he does not cross the tower to kill two, this side should be a situation without loss.
Zhou Shu explained: "Should this wave of Yue Tower be? ”
Zhou Shu asked this question, and the audience thought that Zhou Shu was going to start talking nonsense seriously, after all, this is a common thing, but Zhou Shu affirmed after asking: "Of course it shouldn't be, it's not necessary." However, if we don't cross the tower and send a few heads to the other side, they won't want to play! ”
Zhou Shu began to analyze the reason for the audience again, if he didn't take the lead in sending some warmth to Kaisha on the other side, this Kaisha was arrested in a row, and his mentality collapsed, where would he want to play games?
That is to say, after the jungler joins the battle, this wave of defeats, Kaisha's mentality must explode, maybe she will hang up on the spot and take a shower, and she used to play games and win in four or five, but now it is basically impossible.
Kai'Sa hangs up, and of course the game is over.
Isn't that a good way to win?
However, Zhou Shu is a snowman chosen for happiness, not a snowman for scores.
If he wants to score points, he can play a strong hero and hang the opposite side in the middle lane. Fifteen minutes, the core equipment can't be made, how can you talk about happiness?
So Zhou Shu sent a wave of warmth to Kaisha, although Kaisha is dead, but after taking the head, she will still feel, eh, this wave is not a loss, and she can still fight.
Although it is very uncomfortable, it can still hold on, and this bad situation will arouse Kaisha's fighting spirit.
Then, Zhou Shu has time to develop.
In short, it is possible to win, but it is not necessary.
The audience was stunned when they heard Zhou Shu's explanation, my God, are you the devil?
This is really a clear arrangement of people.
Moreover, it is true, Zhou Shu will not go down the road after this wave.
The mentality of going up and down the road needs a period of development to make up for it, so Zhou Shu went to scourge the weapon master again.
In the first wave, Zhou Shu also received financial subsidies and went home to his aunt's plate armor.
Then, in the second wave, he directly crossed the tower and killed the weapon master.
"Well, I'll give him a head in the next wave, so that the weapon master is worth more money again, and he can have fun again."
Are you the devil? 】
[You are so terrible, everyone is played with by you]
[It is worthy of being a scheming old tree]
【……】
However, before Zhou Shu could send warmth to the weapon master, the weapon master's small mouth was like smearing honey and began to greet Zhou Shu.
This next week the tree will be unhappy, I was just about to send you warmth, and you scolded me?
That's okay, you don't have to play with this, because Zhou Shu is starting to target weapon masters like crazy.
The middle lane is eaten, Zhou Shu pushes the snowball to the upper road, it's useless for you to hide under the tower, you can't kill it, Zhou Shu also has to use a snowball to smash him, anyway, Zhou Shu is equipped now, stun the weapon master with a big snowball, and then hit a set of snowballs to bite, and the weapon master is half blooded.
Then Zhou Shu carried the defense tower twice, it was also half blood, but it was not a big problem, he took a bite when he passed by the river crab, and then ate a fruit on the way back, there was no problem.
But first, Zhou Shu shielded the weapon master.
This kind of incompetent rage, although it can't hurt Zhou Shu, there is no need to look at it.
Zhou Shu only needed to know that the weapon master must be scolding him.
Zhou Shu's guess was right, and the weapon master was asking again. Is it your dad on the road?
didn't see it, Zhou Shu also thought that he was being scolded, so he dealt with the middle line and started again.
It didn't take long for Zhou Shu to make righteous glory, because there was an ATM on the road.
With the Righteous Glory Plus the plate armor of the deceased, Zhou Shu felt that he could almost get high.
BGM walks up.
Shrimp catcher......
Zhou Shu drove the Predator and the glory of justice, pushing the snowball, like an avalanche, rushing over and drowning the weapon master.
Of course, Zhou Shu's damage alone is not enough, but there is also a grave digger, and the weapon master can't even do it.
Incompetent and furious and crazy beeping, but it is useless, smearing honey with a small mouth, but Zhou Shu doesn't look at what you say, just start it, and smash the weapon master with a snowball, don't want it, let you smear the honey.
The weapon master also found that it was useless to spray Zhou Shu no matter how he sprayed it, so he reversed his fire and began to spray the mid order.
Vampires are also grumpy, when didn't they say that the snowman was gone, and they pressed the line so deeply, blame me?
What can he do if he chooses a vampire?
Anyway, the pot is not in me, and it is your own problem to be caught.
Then, the battle began.
Zhou Shu is happy, and every time he attacks, he is equipped with BGM, and he fully experiences the happiness of speed and passion.
However, this pleasure is built on the pain of the master of weapons.
But the most painful thing about the weapon master is that the teammates don't plan to surrender at the point.
None of them have a disadvantage, and even, they are all advantages or balances.
The snowman is wholeheartedly engaged in weapon masters, and there is no pressure on the development of others, and the vampire's equipment has gradually grown, and the damage is particularly high, so why order?
Finally, the weapon master still hangs up.
The mentality exploded, but it was useless to be angry, but he was so angry that he didn't want to, Zhou Shu still ran around the canyon pushing a snowball, thanks to the fact that the weapon was hung up, there was no suspense in this game.
However, Zhou Shu still warned the audience not to play this in the regular game, it is easy to be educated.
Just about to play another game, Luo Li suddenly received a phone call, it was from her home, and after Luo Li answered, she knew that she was going back to eat.
It's the Mid-Autumn Festival, Luo Li didn't even think about going home, and she couldn't wait to be happy. However, Luo Li still didn't want to go back, she talked to Zhou Shu, because she was sticky now, and she was reluctant to part with Zhou Shu.
Zhou Shu said on the spot: "Why don't I go back with you?" ”
Luo Li: "......"
Isn't this just meeting the parents?
However, it seems that it is time to meet the parents.
Although Zhou Shu is wearing pajamas, when he really wants to go out, the problem is not big, and it is not impossible to go shopping for clothes in pajamas.
Zhou Shu is not afraid of this kind of operation, although he looks a little embarrassed when he enters the mall in pajamas, but he is still very handsome when he pays in style.
If you have money, you can do whatever you want.
But after a toss, when I arrived at Luo Li's house, the sun had set.
During this period, Zhou Shu also called Zhou Qingqing, during the Mid-Autumn Festival, the family has not been together, but it is not a big problem.
Even, Zhou Shu did not urge them to go home.
If Zhou Shu said that he was locked out without a key, Zhou Qingqing and the others would definitely come back after eating the banquet, but when Zhou Shu called them, Zhou Shu also persuaded them to play more at their cousin's side. It's rare to visit relatives once, and it's good to have more fun.
Then, he can live in Luo Li's house with confidence.
Men are all a little thoughtful.
However, when Zhou Shu was on the phone, Luo Li had been listening, but she didn't interject until Zhou Shu finished the call, she pinched Zhou Shu's waist with a red face and scolded: "Bad guy! ”
This kind of coquettishness made Zhou Shu want to do bad things even more.
When she was about to get home, Luo Li began to get nervous.
When I knocked on the door, I was a little panicked.
In fact, she has the key to the house, but if she brings Zhou Shu over, let's knock on the door.
After knocking a few times, she stood next to Zhou Shu very nervously, holding his hand, panicking.
Not long after, the door opened, and a tower-like man wearing an apron opened the door, and when he saw Luo Li, he showed a loving smile, but when he saw Zhou Shu next to Luo Li, the smile gradually disappeared.
"Happy holidays, uncle."
Zhou Shu didn't have anything to take, so he brought a box of moon cakes.
Luo Li's father looked confused, took the moon cakes, invited Zhou Shu into the door, and then ran to the kitchen, and said in horror: "It's not good, your daughter has brought a man back!" ”
"Oh, don't panic, it's not a big problem, look at what Luo Li says this time."
“????”
Luo Li's father looked confused, where did you learn this mantra?
Luo Li's father is a rough man, but Luo Li's mother is very delicate, and her daughter lives alone, she doesn't care about it on the surface, but in fact, she has already mixed into Luo Li's fan base.
When she has time, she will watch Luo Li's live broadcast, so she knows what happened to Luo Li, and even with it, she also knows Zhou Shu.
Thereupon......
Zhou Shu's future mother-in-law has also become a fan of Zhou Shu, and she is also a marriage urging association in the fan group.
So, don't panic, it's not a big problem, everything is under control.
After making two cups of tea with his backhand, Luo Li's mother went out to receive guests, and the kitchen affairs were handed over to the rough man.
Zhou Shu was actually very nervous, because his future father-in-law didn't seem to like him very much, and he didn't know how to hide the hostility in his eyes. Fortunately, it was not Luo Li's father who came to receive him.
"Xiao Zhou, when are you going to get married!"
Zhou Shu picked up the teacup and just wanted to take a sip, but his hand shook and almost spilled.
Luo Li was also surprised, although I know that you are very direct, but this is too direct, right......
"How's it going this year?"
Zhou Shu asked tentatively.
Luo Li: "......"
How can this be more straightforward......
It's almost over, but my new book hasn't been written yet. I feel like I have to renew it for a month
(End of chapter)