Chapter 309: I feel sorry for my mentally retarded baby

The night is dark and the wind is high, it is a good time to do bad things, Zhou Shu took Liu Yiyi's hand and went home together, this is a rare opportunity.

During the day, Liu Yiyi was thin-skinned and afraid of being seen, but at night she was stopped by Zhou Shu, so she went with him.

However, Zhou Shu just held hands.

didn't do anything else, the time was not early, Liu Yiyi has always been a girl who went home on time, but today she came to watch him play without saying a word to her family, and I don't know how worried Aunt Yang will be.

Liu Yiyi's mother said that she was not worried.

It wasn't until he arrived at the door of the house that Zhou Shu reluctantly let go of Liu Yiyi's hand and said, "I'm home." ”

"yes."

Liu Yiyi said, but she didn't mean to take out the key to open the door, Zhou Shucai said, "You go back!" ”

"Wait!"

Liu Yiyi suddenly stopped Zhou Shu, and Zhou Shu was puzzled: "What's wrong?" ”

"You close your eyes."

Liu Yiyi said very shyly, and when Zhou Shu saw this, he suddenly became a little excited.

Eh, isn't this the opportunity he's been waiting for?

"Isn't there any surprise?"

Zhou Shu was looking forward to it, then closed his eyes, then turned his head forward, ready for KISS.

Liu Yiyi laughed evilly, took out a white bottle from his pocket with one hand, picked up his mobile phone with the other, and handed the bottle to Zhou Shu's mouth.

Zhou Shu felt a chill, but soon realized that something was wrong, and before he could open his eyes, he heard a click.

When I opened my eyes, I saw Liu Yiyi laughing wildly at the phone.

"Look at you like this, you're so stupid!"

Liu Yiyi showed the photo taken to Zhou Shu very desperately, and saw Zhou Shu kissing a bottle very emotionally.

It can be said that it is very skinny!

Zhou Shu was suddenly furious and said, "Are you happy to peel it?" ”

"How can I!"

Liu Yiyi forcibly quibbled, but she was still smiling, and she was not convinced at all.

"I just wanted to give you medicine, who can you blame if you want to be crooked? I bought this at the pharmacy while you were playing, wasn't it a surprise? ”

Zhou Shu: "......"

You're a ......

Little Clever Ghost!

Zhou Shu knew very well that he was tricked by Liu Yiyi, hmph, if you don't sanction her, she will become more and more skinny in the future!

Zhou Shu laughed evilly, then pressed Liu Yiyi on the door, leaned against her ear and said in a frenzied and evil tone: "Woman, you are playing with fire!" ”

"Poof! Hahaha! ”

Liu Yiyi couldn't hold back, but still laughed.

Then, Zhou Shu took advantage of her inattention and lowered his head to seal her mouth.

Hold back your talk and kiss me.

Only then did Zhou Shu know that the girl's lips were sweet, and her saliva was also sweet, anyway, he tasted it.

Reading the book says that the second step of kissing is to stick your tongue in, but ......

The lower tongue is very short, only a little bit in, I heard that someone can tie a knot in it, this kind of operation Zhou Shu can't learn, and, the question is, what to do next?

Zhou Shu suddenly didn't know what to do.

Liu Yiyi is the same, both of them have no experience, so they can only close their eyes and nibble indiscriminately.

It wasn't until the two of them were breathing a little unsmooth that Zhou Shu let go of her, and said with some shame: "Thank you for your hospitality, but it's a pity that you are not good at learning arts, which makes you smile." ”

Liu Yiyi said faintly: "Then where do you want to go to learn art?" ”

Zhou Shu quickly reacted and said, "Please ask Teacher Liu for advice." ”

Liu Yiyi's face was red, and she was already too shy to do it, but she still endured her shyness and said, "Be good, we will make progress together in the future." ”

"Then can I make up the class now?"

Zhou Shu asked expectantly, and Liu Yiyi responded in a very small voice: "Hmm." ”

Just when Zhou Shu hugged Liu Yiyi's shoulders and was about to do it again, the door behind her suddenly opened, and Liu Yiyi almost fell in, but Zhou Shu reacted quickly and pulled her into his arms.

Then, he saw Aunt Yang with a kind face.

That is, Liu Yiyi's mother.

This wave, pills.

When Liu Yiyi saw her mother, she suddenly felt bad, and then, Liu Yiyi, who was frightened, suddenly lost her mind, hugged Zhou Shu, and buried her head in Zhou Shu's chest as an ostrich.

Zhou Shu: "......"

There is no way, at the critical moment, he still has to support the field.

Yes, I can't be nervous, I'm not nervous, isn't it Liu Yiyi's mother, everyone is an acquaintance, don't be afraid!

"Mom, good evening!"

As soon as Zhou Shu spoke, he almost knelt down,, what did I say!

He wanted to say good evening to Aunt Yang......

As a result, I went through it in my mind, and I blurted out that I called Mom.

Yang Ping said faintly: "Have you developed to this point?" ”

Zhou Shuyi raised his hand, wanting to explain, but ......

At this point, it doesn't seem to make much sense to explain which step it has reached.

Isn't it just to see your mother-in-law! Sooner or later, we have to see it, so it's a rehearsal in advance. Moreover, without waiting for Zhou Shu to explain, Yang Ping said: "I have no opinion on your development so fast, but you must pay attention to safety." ”

Zhou Shu: "......"

He didn't know how to answer this, and Liu Yiyi was ashamed when she heard her mother say this, and she forgot her nervousness, came out of Zhou Shu's arms, and pushed Yang Ping back to the room with a flutter, and said coquettishly: "Mom, what nonsense are you talking about!" ”

"Did Mom say something wrong, you are still young, what should you do if someone dies?"

Zhou Shu: "......"

Just KISS, it shouldn't be fatal!

Zhou Shu's expression was very stiff, but Liu Yiyi turned her head with a red face and said to Zhou Shu: "You didn't hear anything just now!" ”

"Eh, who am I, where am I, by the way, it's time for me to go home!"

Zhou Shu has a strong desire to survive, although his acting skills are exaggerated, Liu Yiyi is basically satisfied, closes the door with his backhand, and goes to Yang Ping to settle the account.

Zhou Shu breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, this wave of regulators can let Liu Yiyi contain it. Judging by Yang Ping's attitude, there should be no big problem.

Zhou Shu is also drunk, why is he Gank every time?

At Liu Yiyi's house, the mother and daughter were sitting on the sofa and began to communicate.

"What did you hear?"

Liu Yiyi said viciously, while Yang Ping was light-hearted, and said: "After the door rang, I passed, but I heard that you seemed to be very interesting, and I always felt that it was not good to disturb you." ”

Liu Yiyi: "......"

It's all to blame Zhou Shu for barking!

Liu Yiyi already felt embarrassed at this time, and wanted to find a place to hide, wow, where are you, Zhou Shu!

Zhou Shu: "......"

Sister paper is reasonable, okay, you just drove him away......

Seeing that Liu Yiyi seemed to be being played badly, Yang Ping smiled and said: "Stabilize your mentality, isn't it just that you are in love with Xiaoshu, my mother already knows." ”

"Huh?"

Liu Yiyi looked shocked, and Yang Ping had a caring expression on her handicapped face, and said, "You don't think your mother is blind, right?" ”

Liu Yiyi: "......"

Is she so obvious?

Yang Ping: "I feel sorry for my mentally retarded baby......"

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