Chapter 12: Jerk off and read the book!
If you ask Ye Chuxue, what is the most terrifying voice you have heard in this life?
It's not a midnight bell, it's not a wolf roaring, it's not a cat barking in the middle of the night.
But at this time, Teacher Chen Weiwei's shouting, every word was like thunder, bombarding her little heart, and it was beating straight.
However, Li Chen, on the other hand, has no concerns about this at all.
His expression was still the same, and there was even a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.
Ye Chuxue gritted her teeth with hatred, and was about to raise her leg to kick Li Chen, when she suddenly saw him lying in her ear and gently blew a breath of hot air.
"First snow, don't be afraid, everything has me!"
After speaking, before Ye Chuxue had time to react, Li Chen had already pushed open the door of the toilet cubicle.
"Hi, Mr. Chen, we really have fate, we can all meet here. How to say that sentence, the two yellow orioles are singing green willows, and they are destined to meet thousands of miles away. ”
Chen Weiwei saw that the person who came out was Li Chen, and her expression couldn't help but be stunned.
"Li Chen, why are you, is there anyone in it?"
As she spoke, she craned her neck and looked inside.
However, Li Chen's eyes were quick, and he casually closed the door of the compartment, blocking Chen Weiwei's vision, so that she could not see Ye Chuxue, who was trembling like a little white rabbit.
"Teacher Chen, do you know what I like to do when I'm usually alone?"
Chen Weiwei was stunned when she heard this, her eyes widened, and she asked curiously, "What do you like to do?" ”
Li Chen rubbed the tip of his nose and said, "It's nothing, it's just reading books, jerking off and the like!" ”
Chen Weiwei looked contemptuous and said in surprise: "Oh, jerk off? ”
Li Chen smiled and said, "Just kidding, how can a good student like me who has thoughts, morals, culture, and connotation read books!" ”
Chen Weiwei fainted, and if she didn't read, she was left to jerk off!
Boys, girls' toilets, jerking off?
After linking these three keywords together, Chen Weiwei's apricot eyes widened, and she gritted her teeth and shouted: "Li Chen, you pervert, you actually came to the women's toilet to jerk off, go, follow me to the teaching office!" ”
Li Chen pretended to be shocked and asked, "Is this the women's toilet?" ”
Hearing Li Chen's sudden question, Chen Weiwei looked stunned on the spot.
Isn't it a women's restroom? Did you go to the wrong toilet?
Thinking of this, Chen Weiwei didn't have time to think about it, and hurriedly retreated.
Now that class is about to end, if other students see their beautiful teacher enter the men's bathroom, then they will not have the face to teach on the podium again.
"Chu Xue, Teacher Chen has been fooled away by me, you should hurry back to the classroom. By the way, one more thing. Go to the small supermarket and send the money you bought for your aunt's towel to the proprietress ! ”
Ye Chuxue's face was full of black lines, and she exclaimed: "Nani, you buy your aunt's towel, and you still want me to pay?" ”
Li Chen nodded, and said seriously: "Auntie's towel is used by you, and I don't use it." Besides, my pocket money, didn't you snatch it, now the trouser pockets are cleaner than the face! ”
Seeing that Li Chen, a slut, said so justifiably, Ye Chuxue had the urge to spray his aunt's blood on his face.
Li Chen saw that Ye Chuxue's small chest fell together, and the small universe had the urge to explode at any time, and threw down a sentence, and ran away with a "kick and stare at".
"Chu Xue, Teacher Chen is chasing me all over the world, I'll run away first, you remember to help me ask for leave!"
Looking at Li Chen's distant back, Ye Chuxue gritted her teeth with hatred.
"Li Chen, you slut, slut, slut!"
After scolding "slut" three times in a row, Ye Chuxue's anger disappeared a little.
She thought about it again, and remembered the shame just now, still palpitating, and gently patted her heart with her little hand: "It was really dangerous just now, my innocence was almost ruined on Li Chen, a slut!" ”
Thinking of Li Chen, the scene of this slut looking at herself appeared in her mind again. Suddenly, her pretty face turned red with shame again, and it was hot.
"Hmph, Li Chen, you stinky rascal, a big pervert, Aunt Ben can't spare you!"
After escaping from the women's bathroom, Li Chen walked out of the school gate, preparing to go to the street to get some money to buy medicinal materials for refining the Quenching Pill.
Li Chen put his hands in his pockets and wandered around the street boredly.
It's really hard for a penny to be a hero, where can you get money yourself?
Just when Li Chen was in trouble, out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a welfare lottery station ahead.
That's right, your own eyes can see through, just right for buying lottery tickets!
Li Chen hummed the popular community, strode into the Fucai station, and began to pick up in the scratch area.
His two eyes narrowed slightly, and an imperceptible light burst out from them, like an infrared scanner, scanning the scratch music in front of him one by one.
This one is 5 pieces, this one is empty, this one is 20, wow, this one seems to be 1000?
A yellow-haired young man who was also playing scratch music, saw Li Chen picking and choosing there, and said disdainfully: "I said brother, this scratch music looks the same." Whether you can win the lottery or not depends on character. If you have a bad character, even if you pick again, you won't be able to win the lottery! ”
As he spoke, he deliberately took out a 500 scratch ticket and shook it back and forth in front of Li Chen, in order to show off his outstanding character today.
Li Chen raised his eyebrows and said with a cold smile: "Oh, it seems that your character is good today?" ”
The yellow-haired young man's face was full of pride, his mouth was raised, and he said, "Of course, don't look at who my yellow-haired person is?" ”
Li Chen took out the 1000 scratch ticket and said, "Then believe it or not, the amount of my winning ticket is more than the amount in your hand?" ”
Seeing that Li Chen casually pulled out a scratch ticket, he swore that he would definitely be able to get more than his own 500 ticket, and the yellow-haired young man laughed on the spot. You must know that he scraped a total of hundreds of them before he won 500 yuan.
Li Chen raised his eyebrows and asked, "What, you don't believe it?" ”
The yellow-haired young man shook his head and said; "Don't believe it!"
Li Chen said: "Okay, let's make a bet, whoever loses, who learns to bark three times, how about it?" ”
The yellow-haired young man slapped the table and said, "Okay, I'll bet with you!" ”
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