[You are now player number 248 - "Cat Daner"]

Lao P looked confused: "What's the situation, why do you do it again?" ”

It's still the same painting style.,It's still the same dialogue.,It's just that the name of the protagonist has changed from dog to cat.。

"I haven't even changed the appearance of the character!" Old P complained.

There are two options on the screen again, [Attack] and [Defense], this time the old P learned to be obedient, as the saying goes, eat a trench and grow a wisdom, since the attack can't cause any damage, then you can only defend!

System Hint: Defense has been greatly increased!

There is also a shield special effect, although it is still very simple, but Lao P really has the illusion that his own defense has been improved!

[The almighty Lord Showang has used a special trick "Adult Love", which has caused 2147483647 damage to you! ] 】

"! What the hell! My defense has increased dramatically, why is this damage even higher? This is not scientific at all, is it?! ”

Old P is speechless.,There's no logic in this game at all!

[In view of your limited strength, the adventure is being adjusted appropriately...]

[You are now Player 249 - "Iron Egg"]

Familiar picture, familiar plot, familiar routine, Lao P feels like he is stuck in an endless loop, endless!

It's just that this time the tooltip has changed.

[Do you surrender to the "Almighty Shooh-sama"? 】

There are two more options below, which are "No" and "No".

"What do I wipe? Isn't that the same? ”

Lao P casually chose [No], but King Xiang used the piece of Xiang again, and hit the street!

Choose [No] and still hit the streets!

But this time, a small [Hint] button appeared in the upper right corner of the screen, and after clicking, a small hand appeared on the body of the knight on the left and pointed at him.

Old P looked confused: "What does this mean...... Let me order him? ”

I tried to click on the knight on the left, and this knight actually pulled out a pistol, and there was an extra button at the bottom of the screen: [Fire].

"I'm wiping it! And this kind of sassy operation? What's going on with Nima's brain circuit? ”

Old P was simply shocked, it turns out that this is the correct way to open this game?

Fire!

[You shamelessly attacked the unsuspecting "Almighty Shooh-sama", causing 1,000 points of damage! 】

I really managed to pass the test......

On the screen, the game logo flashed, and it turned out that it was just a prologue, and now the game really begins......

Lao P's whole person is not good, and he feels that he has a lot of philosophical questions in his heart that need to be answered.

Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?

Why should I play this game......?

[You are now player 250, due to the destruction of too many worlds, the adventure system V1.0 has been adjusted to the lowest difficulty, and you have received $1,000.000 in brain damage grant this month]

Old P let out a sigh of relief, although the words player 250 and this month's brain-dead subsidy seriously hurt his not too fragile mind, and also fully demonstrated Chen Mo's malice, he could still hold on......

Obviously, this isn't a serious puzzle game at all!

Strictly speaking, this game should be an "abnormal brain circuit training plan", specially designed to twist players' brain circuits in abnormal directions!

As for the name of this game, "Normal Adventure", it is obviously also a kind of irony...... This adventure is not normal at all!

However, this aroused the curiosity of the old P, and he wanted to see how abnormal the brain circuits of this game could be?

[To make this difficulty seem normal, please choose a protagonist name according to your preference.] 】

【Xiong Batian:$8,000,000】

【Step Storm:$5,000,000】

【Han Dagou: $3,500,000】

【Dog Leftovers:$1,000,000】

The new puzzle made Lao P ponder again, judging from the urine nature of this game, the previous ones are not valid at all, because the brain damage subsidy given at the beginning of this month is only 1 million, and obviously he can only afford the last name!

Lao P did not hesitate to choose [Dog Leftovers].

However, the system pops up a prompt: insufficient balance!

Old P was shocked, what the hell! I'm rich!

As a result, he took a closer look and saw that the money given above was not $1,000,000, but $1,000.000!

The former one is a comma, and the last one is a dot!

Old P was speechless, he tried to click on the dot at the back, and the balance became $1,000,000.

"Nima! So that's the case, and you really want to trick me! ”

Lao P is proud of the pain of the egg, the pain of the egg is that the brain circuit of this game really makes him unguardable, and proudly, he has become more and more accustomed to the brain circuit of this game......

I must be talented enough to find a solution so quickly, right?

Lao P entered the game interface with confidence.

That's where the game really comes in.,The whole picture looks like a very retro side-scrolling game.,The graphics are still outrageously rudimentary.,There are arrows to the left and right at the bottom left.,There's a jump button at the bottom right.。

Old P instantly came to his senses: "Huh? The next step should be to enter the actionable link! For a high-end player like me, the playable game will give me more power! Tremble, mortal! ”

But Lao P soon realized that he was wrong, and he was very wrong!

He found that he had an empty body to operate, but it was useless, because this game did not play cards according to the routine at all!

And the design in this is completely contrary to those classic side-scrolling action games!

For example, if you can step on a block, you will break it if you step on it.

The crossbar with a smiley face is clearly marked, and if you walk over, it will fall down and smash the protagonist to death.

It's obviously a high-level NPC that protects the peace of the novice village.,Got a bento without saying a word!

Whenever you encounter an enemy with a question mark on your head, the system will seriously ask you whether you want to attack, defend or escape, and you will hang up without any suspense except for escaping......

A seemingly non-threatening river that only triggers the trap when the protagonist jumps over it.

A piece of ground that didn't have any problems suddenly sinks when the protagonist jumps back!

The clouds, which appear to be very safe, will suddenly appear with a bunch of spikes and stab the protagonist to death......

It's a pit in front of you, but if you want to jump over it, a hidden block will suddenly appear above your head and push you into the pit......

The whole person of the old P is not good.,This game doesn't play cards according to the routine at all!

And every time you die, it's not a statement that is deducted, but an IQ...... From the initial IQ250 to more than -200, Lao P felt that he had begun to doubt his life......

After a dangerous journey, Lao P, as a hero, was welcomed by many people. When Lao P walked over, these people would kneel on the ground one after another to show respect.

As a result, Lao P saw that there was an identical creep NPC in front of him, and there was an exclamation mark on his head.

"Huh? Got a task? Old P walked up with some curiosity.

The NPC directly pulls out a sword and stabs the protagonist to death!

The most annoying thing is that the NPC also mocked: "Silly X! ”

"Nima! I knew it! ”

Old P was speechless, and this time he jumped directly over the assassin's head.

Just when he thought he was safe, the Assassin turned around and rushed at him with his sword raised, stabbing him to death!

Old P looked at the phone screen and was dumbfounded.

"I'm rubbing! Sure enough, the urine sex of this game is unusual! You're an assassin, aren't you? You're going to take the initiative, aren't you? Nima!! ”

Old P is helpless, what the hell is this?

Chen Mo's game is definitely made to take revenge on society, right?

[Resentment Value: +199!] 】