At lunchtime, the students were still in the cafeteria discussing the professors this morning. [].【Shrimp Literature.xiamiwenxue.】

"Boss Poseidon, are you asleep in Professor Reo's class...... Morey said with a smile, mimicking the English of Sato Ishikawa's curly tongue: "Poseidon, come, you come and give your opinion." ”

The blues next to him grinned and cooperated, his eyes showing a blank voice: "Ah...... I'm-So-So-Soryy, Professor, can you repeat the question? ”

Yang Hai was a little embarrassed.

"I didn't mean to......" Yang Hai explained, "It's just that the class is really boring. ”

"That class is clearly called a game basic training course, boss, you shouldn't go at all." Kuraze simply expressed his opinion: "You didn't take this course anyway. ”

"I didn't choose it...... Well, if I didn't choose it, I'll see if there's anything I can learn. Yang Hai shrugged his shoulders, like Kuraze said, he really shouldn't go. Yang Hai lowered his voice and complained: "You can't blame me for falling asleep - in January, there are more and more things in dark, and my energy is not unlimited." ”

Blues couldn't help but laugh and said, "I think Professor Reo is looking for abuse, you said so, and he actually repeated the question for you to answer." As a result, you answered so wonderfully, how can you let him continue to talk in class? ”

Yang Hai grinned and didn't speak, in fact, although Sato Ishikawa was ranked in the top ten in the world. is definitely the number one person in this game world, but Yang Hai looks left and right, and he really doesn't see that he is better than himself and is worth learning from himself. In the future, he will have to audit the classes of other professors who have not chosen courses, and if he goes to someone else's place and does not go to him, some boring media will definitely say some nonsense and gossip.

"Forget it, don't mention it." When Yang Hai was eating in the cafeteria, he felt that other rookies seemed to glance over here from time to time, and this feeling of being watched by others made him very uncomfortable.

"But I really like Professor Tiger." Morey said excitedly: "Although I think Professor Tiger is so scary, I still like him to be swollen?" ”

"Professor Tiger's aura is so powerful...... Blues said sincerely: "So many big-name professional players want to be good babies in front of him, and it can be regarded as a star-studded group, and Professor Tiger's aura overwhelms everyone." ”

"It's normal." Yang Hai said with a smile: "He is the IEC with the highest winning rate in the entire game history and the strongest in this universe." ”

"I just don't know if Professor Lu Daotiger's exam will be difficult." Kuraze wrung his fingers in a tangled way: "It will be a shame if you fail then." ”

"Don't be discouraged if you fail." Yang Hai shook his head: "I know him too well. He will definitely produce a test paper that he may not be able to answer completely, there are very few people in this world who can pass this paper, Visconti will definitely be miserable if he comes to do this paper, but can you say that Visconti is not strong? ”

"Alas...... I wonder which club will choose me? Kurase sighed: "Poseidon boss and Bruce, you two must be in the first round, and Morey must be better than me......"

"Alignment doesn't bring table achievement. 【Shrimp Literature.xiamiwenxue.]" Yang Hai shook his head: "Tiger wasn't a tanhua back then, but looking at it now, I don't know where the list and champion of the year were." *.*.*/*”

They chatted while eating, and after the meal, they went to the café to kill time. Then I went straight to class. The afternoon class was Godlike Game Idea, and Yang Hai and the four of them arrived when they arrived. The room was a bit of a mess, the students were talking in whispers, and Godlike was sitting in the front, his head down and fiddling with his communicator.

Yang Hai and the others found a place to sit down, he carefully looked at this WGA chief professional player, every time he saw a godlike real person, Yang Hai would have a violent sense of comical because of the strong visual conflict - no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't imagine that this man who claimed to be the closest to God actually had such an ordinary face. …,

The face of Godlike belongs to a truck driver, to a supermarket salesman uncle, to a passer-by who passes by on the road, but no matter how you look at it, it shouldn't belong to a living legend in the game world. The former godlike was accused of ruining the glory of the Tenno's era. Because as the leader of the entire game industry in the post-king era, although Godlike is also very powerful, he does not have the temperament that makes everyone grit their teeth and chase closely behind and refuse to relax, he is not the kind of person who can become an absolute leader; Until Tony's rise, people were still accusing Godlike, thinking that he should have been a god a long time ago, but after so many years, the biggest competitor in his life has caught up. And I haven't seen any improvement......

But no amount of accusations can discredit Godlike, people blame him, just because people expect too much from him. He's done so many amazing things that Viva should have had the ability to turn the tables in any game, but just because he reversed Godlike once, Viva's game became a timeless classic in an instant.

It's not so much that viva is too strong, isn't it? P> stool is too great. So much so that the fact that the godlike thing was reversed made people so breathtaking.

At this time, the living legend of the gaming world, the greatest professional gamer of the WGA, is looking intently at his communicator. It doesn't look any different from an ordinary person at all.

When class time came, Godlike sighed. Put away the communicator and said softly, "There are still ten minutes to class...... Well, but everyone's here. ”

The sound in the room disappeared immediately, the godlike voice was not loud, but it was clearly heard in everyone's ears.

He smiled kindly. It made him look more like a neighbor uncle.

“ok，ok。” Godlike looked at the students sitting below and laughed: "I'm actually the first time to be a professor, and I've been invited by Modern Manor before, but only this year did I come here, in fact, many other professors came here for the same reason as me - uh, poseidon, save face, don't fall asleep for a while." ”

The students laughed loudly, and Yang Hai waved his hand in tears.

"Before class, I was watching a collection of cold jokes. I'm the big-funs of this site. Godlike said seriously.

"Haha......" the students laughed.

Everyone knows that the jokes have always been known for satirizing professional gamers.

"woo - guys, I'm not talking back, I'm really a big-funs, and I've been writing jokes since I was very young." Godlike said seriously: "When I was a child, I always wished that I could be a cross talk actor, the kind of guy who went up alone in a bar and told jokes to people, just like George. Simmons. ”

The students looked at each other and there was a sound of exclamation.

"Later, for some reason, my dream changed. But I've always loved jokes. Godlike laughed, "You know. I have always been known for my heavy taste, which is very appetizing to me. Let the heavy taste cheer, let the little fresh die! ”

The students burst into laughter.

Yang Hai applauded and said loudly: "Professor Godlike, come to a paragraph, come to a paragraph!" Have an impromptu show! ”

"Improvisation?" Godlike blinked, "Okay, but Poseidon san, if you're amused by me, you're not allowed to sleep in my class." ”

Everyone laughed again.

Yang Hai couldn't help but smile and nodded solemnly.

Godlike coughed a few times and put on a solemn expression. I don't know what Lu Dao is for, this expression appeared on that very ordinary-looking face, and suddenly there was an extremely amazing sense of joy.

"It's said that one out of every four men is gay," Godlike said vigilantly, "So, one of my buddies must be gay." Godlike narrowed his eyes: "I hope it's Micheal, because he's super ~ can ~ love ~ oh ~ Smitta." ”…,

The atmosphere was ignited in an instant, and Yang Hai couldn't help laughing. Loud voice: "Hit-me! ”

"It's the right laugh! Very! "Godlike made a gesture of shooting Yang Hai." Speaking of gay, I don't discriminate against them, really. Do you know that I never watch football, but there are so many fans in the world, will Man-City (Manchester City) and Man-United (Manchester United) make people think crookedly? ”

- Another hilarity, Godlike struck while the iron was hot: "Okay, okay." Let's not talk about gay anymore. A pure man like me exudes male charm all the time. Wherever you go, it's the center of a woman's gaze. On a bizarre night in the city that year, I met a bar girl who looked like Catherine. At that time I was still a sexy bald head and the girl walked up to me and put her fingers in my mouth for me to suck and rub my tattooed strong arm with her MM. Godlike posed and said deeply, "She looked at me seductively and said to me that I heard that bald men are great at having-sex." At that time, I didn't know how to answer," Godlike spread his hands and said with an innocent expression: "I don't have such an experience - I've never been a bald man." ”

bomb！

The taste was so heavy that many people screamed and applauded, and the whole room was in a mess, and even the reporters who were recording the video on the side were about to stop, let the video equipment work on its own, and stand by and laugh for a while.

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about gay." Godlike said innocently, and laughed again: "Hey, hey, hey, this time it's true, this time I'll really, really don't say it!" I'm not gay, I'm really not gay, Lin Bo has said that he really hasn't manipulated the referee! ”

The students laughed again.

"Let's switch to a serious topic." Godlike waved his hand: "Ahem, about this racism, alas, this is really a very heavy topic, I can't imagine that after such a long time, there is still such ugly behavior." Godlike showed a surprised expression: ?p> saddle Γ pit "hot tax salt Qi Tuan H dumpling fierce toad!?p>

The audience burst into laughter, this taste is too heavy.

"Sykes, the famous name of British British Television, was fired for openly mocking the poor level of professional gamers in Africa and the Middle East, and an African game fan wrote to Royal Television in protest: I am disgusted that there are still such racist scum in this world, but I am not surprised at all, since the beginning of the slave trade, I have known that white people are stupid and brutal, all a bunch of shit."

The taste is getting heavier......

"Okay, okay, students, this is the last one, because class time is almost up." Godlike pouted: "You all know that Japanese adult movies are very popular in Europe, so ...... The tsunami in Japan has happened, and the average length of the world's men** is growing rapidly! ”

This racist joke is so bad that the classmates can't laugh anymore, Godlike withstood the pressure in the cheers of one after another asking for another one, and waved his hand again and again: "No, no, we won't be able to go to class if we continue to talk about it, Ha Luha, thank you for your support to me, it seems that I won't starve to death after I retire." ”

Everyone laughed again.

"One more, one more fresh joke for a change of taste." Yang Hai said loudly.

"Uh, well, but it's really the last one!" Godlike said: "I have to think about it, little fresh, little fresh, alas, heavy taste for years, little fresh, well, I thought, this is the freshest joke I've ever written, cough - how do I know if Viva is playing today?" You can see if the referee of today's game is a lifeguard! ”

Yang Hai thought that he had laughed enough today, but this joke was the right laugh again, and Godlike said loudly in a burst of laughter: "OK, OK, guys!" I announce that the course of game thinking has officially begun! ”

Godlike blinked and scribbled a few words on the clipboard, and as Godlike wrote, the handwriting was displayed on the screen.

Entertain the masses

"After I accepted the invitation, I was thinking, in just one month, what can I teach you and make you gain something." Godlike's expression became serious: "I chose this class after the last. Well, even though I was in the game academy at Socrates University, I dropped the course on game thinking...... But I really enjoyed the class, I mean it. ”

Godlike pointed to the big print on the screen: "The reason why professional gamers exist is actually very simple in my opinion, which is to entertain the public. I thought I'd tell you a story about how I changed my dream from being a comedian to a professional gamer. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to (.) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )