Chapter 35 On the Shame of the Emperor Which is Stronger
When Huo Jiujian heard this, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Jun Mad : "Want money?" ”
"I just ate and didn't give me any money, and the shopkeeper wants to teach me a lesson." Jun Mad worked hard to be cute, and looked at his best friend with a pair of bright eyes.
With a sneer, Huo Jiujian pushed Jun Mad away and turned to the shopkeeper: "Shopkeeper, how much does he owe you?" ”
Of course, the shopkeeper remembered that Huo Jiujian, the "big man" who had just come before: "Lord Huo, you are polite, since you are your friend, this paragraph is considered to be invited by me." ”
"This can't be done, let others know, and make fun of my misconduct, and take advantage of a few taels of silver." Huo Jiujian had just come, and he didn't need to think much to know that the other party knew that his name must have been heard from his conversation with Chu Xiu before, "Don't be polite to me." He grabbed Jun Mad and asked in a low voice, "How many taels?" ”
Jun Madness raised two hands, one of them all open and one clenched into a fist.
Huo Jiujian looked at it and thought to himself that this little Acropolis, although it was not a poor and remote country, but it couldn't produce any famous products in the end, so he knew it in his heart.
"Fifteen taels will stump you?" He chuckled and looked at Jun Mad . and they will go and dig out the money.
At this time, the shopkeeper spoke, still smiling: "A little boy ate an overlord meal before, and this son can be said to have recorded his account." ”
"Is that really the case?" Huo Jiujian glanced at Jun Mad .
Jun Madness nodded very honestly: "That's right, thirty taels." Generally small. "After all, if you do something wrong, you should be honest.
"Thirty taels is easy to say." Huo Jiujian was about to go and get the silver.
"Thirty taels of gold, since it is a friend of Lord Huo, then it is good to count twenty-five taels, and I will give you one or two teas." The shopkeeper continued to smile.
"Huang ......" If Huo Jiujian didn't control it a little, it was estimated that his jaw-dropping expression would be looked at by a circle of people, "I'll see you or let the guys continue." ”
"Don't...... Jun frantically pounced on his best friend, "what if you beat me stupid?" ”
"Anyway, you're a lazy eater." Huo Jiujian gouked out Jun Madness's eyes, took out fifty taels of golden tickets, and stuffed them to the boss, "Don't look for it, bring me half a catty of tea, and then prepare a table of wine for me." He also wanted to see what the fifteen taels of the table was like, "It just so happens that my boy hasn't eaten yet, so I'll call him along." ”
After all, it was a spirit beast, and the little halberd received Huo Jiujian's summons and came over quickly. A full meal, Huo Jiujian felt that it was worth it.
Out of the same consideration as Jun Maia, he still reminded the boss: "Most demon beasts love their cubs, and some stubborn races may go out to find cubs if they lose them, I don't know the source of these dishes of the shopkeeper, but let me say more, don't get into trouble." ”
"To be honest, there was a disaster in the store before, so the boss let hire so many martial artists in the courtyard."
Huo Jiujian stood up and bowed slightly to the shopkeeper: "Our lord has caused you trouble today." He pretended to be mysterious and said to the boss, "It's not a secret, our gentleman is a private visit to observe the people's feelings, and I want to see if the shopkeeper's restaurant is honest or not." ”
"Oh, why didn't you remind me earlier." The shopkeeper stomped his foot in annoyance, and the entire second-floor floor tended to tremble. It's all because he can't get home in his eyes, otherwise he might be able to hug the emperor's thigh if he is generous.
"The shopkeeper, isn't it ......" Huo Jiujian was already working in the hospital, and there were all kinds of people in public places, and he had seen a lot of them, and he had enough natural experience.
The shopkeeper was slightly embarrassed: "It's not a secret, our restaurant is really a little afraid of the Zhuangzi next to it." Steward Lin's mother-in-law, what a spicy person, this time her son came to our restaurant to eat the overlord meal but left the little boy, eighty percent of this little boy will not be less troubled in the future. ”
Hearing this, Huo Jiujian frowned without a trace: "Thank you for the shopkeeper's suggestion." After a pause, he added, "I see that there is still a pair of inscriptions missing from your outside." After speaking, he gestured with his eyes to the gentleman who was lying on the table.
The shopkeeper is also accustomed to observing words and feelings, and when he saw this, he immediately came to Jun Mad and said: "Please forgive me for the previous rudeness." ”
"The inscription is right......" Jun Mad planned to take a beating first, revealing the identity of his private interview with Weifu, and as a commendation for the fair treatment of the shopkeeper, he would inscribe this restaurant, after all, he was paralyzed in bed for seven years, in addition to writing some stories, that is, practicing calligraphy, and he could handle the character in one hand. If Huo Jiujian hadn't stopped him, he would have wanted to write couplets during the Spring Festival and sell them outside.
However, a best friend is a best friend in the end, although no matter how you look at it, Jun Mad still has to admit that Huo Jiujian knows him very well. In a sense, they can think synchronously.
It is precisely because of this that Jun Mad is distressed - the perfect pretending plan he thought of was ruthlessly broken by Huo Jiujian, and all the favorable lines were snatched away. Fortunately, the other party still gave face, and did not fall into the trap for him.
No matter how dissatisfied he was, he still wrote the inscription seriously. Jun Mad pursed his lips, directly carved the name of the store on the plaque with his hand, and concocted a couplet next to the door in the same way.
There are more and more people watching the excitement, and everyone is applauding Jun Madness's skill.
"Thank you for the word!" The shopkeeper's gratitude was gone, and he leaned down to worship.
The people around were stunned at first, but soon some people came back to their senses. Someone shouted in the crowd: "Your Majesty, it's the emperor who is here!" ”
So, the onlookers and passers-by all knelt down in unison. The diners who heard the sound also put down their dishes and chopsticks one after another, bowed their heads to the door, and bowed down.
Everyone bowed this time, and Jun was a little flustered. In addition to Jun Madness, Qin Xiao and the "protagonist", the only two standing, are very prominent.
Jun Mad saw Qin Xiao very clearly, raised his hand to say hello, and saw that the two of them were reluctantly facing him, and they were about to kneel.
Qin Xiao's expression was blocked by bangs, Jun Mad didn't see it really, but the eyes of the "protagonist" were about to erupt into flames, staring straight at him, the best among them.
'Damn, don't let me take my chance! Jun scolded wildly, and did not forget to raise his voice before Qin Xiao's knees leaned on the ground: "Calm down." After saying the three words, Jun Mad really felt comfortable and relaxed.
"The gentleman is a private interview with Weifu, so it's all gone." Huo Jiujian opened his mouth and said to Qin Xiao, "Later, we will visit the mansion, I hope the little prince will not be disgusted." After speaking, he nodded to the shopkeeper, pulled up Jun Mad and the halberd, and disappeared in an instant.
The three of them reappeared in the vicinity of the school.
Huo Jiujian bent his fingers fiercely and knocked on Jun Yan's forehead, squeezing out a sentence from between his teeth: "Greeted to the head by Wu Xiu's stick?" You have really opened a precedent for the history of the emperor of all generations! ”