Chapter 985: Almost burned to the crotch
For the bad character of the big sword, I directly chose to ignore it.
Little by little, I climbed up, I was really shocked to sweat half of my body, I was tired and half sweaty, my clothes and pants were soaked, and there were even beads of sweat crackling down my face.
As soon as I sat on the ground, I gasped for breath and felt like I had collapsed.
The voice of the Great Taidao came into my head at this time: "What about the adventurer who has been in a hundred battles, such a little danger can't be done?" ”
I took two breaths, untied the big knife, threw it aside, and said, "Hehe, you try?" ”
"Just kidding, how can you try it if you let me have a big knife?" Da Taidao was puzzled.
"I'll drop you down to see if you're afraid."
"Drop it down, what if I'm afraid?" Taidao asked.
"You should start by asking, 'What if I wasn't afraid.'"
"Well," said the Great Sword, impatiently, "what if I wasn't afraid?" ”
"Then you'll end up miserable," I said, "I'll leave you under the trap after I take the jewels." ”
"Damn!" Da Taidao scolded: "Then what if I'm afraid? ”
"Scared? It's a fart, whoever told you to mock me, you just stay in the trap and wait until you get old. ”
"Hey, hey, hey!" Da Taidao panicked: "You want to throw me into a trap and don't care!" ”
I pouted: "Who told you to mock me?" ”
"Hey, stinky boy, you won't die if you taunt it, you're angry?"
"The master's self-esteem is not to be defiled," I raised my chin, "it's a matter of principle. ”
"The fart principle!" Da Taidao said angrily: "Is there a master who casually throws away his knife? ”
"I haven't lost it yet, it's just an assumption~"
Da Taidao was even more angry: "Is there a knife owner who threatens himself if he has nothing to do!" ”
I rolled my eyes, "Yes." ”
"Who is it?" Da Taidao said sharply: "You talk about it!" ”
"Am I just that~"
Dataidao: ......
After resting for a long time, I finally regained my strength, got up from the ground, and put the big knife on my back again, and the big knife said: "Hey, aren't you going to throw me into the trap, why did you carry it on your back again?" ”
"I'm just making an analogy, you shouldn't even take this kind of thing seriously, it's really simple, hehe."
The Great Taidao angrily increased his weight.
"Hey," I said, "keep getting in my way, if it's your weight that makes me unable to move and I end up burping here, I'm going to throw you into that pit before I die." ”
The weight of the big sword suddenly returned to its original state after I said this.
"Hey, I'm still afraid" I was happy: "I thought you weren't afraid of anything." ”
"Alright, stop talking nonsense, and keep fighting for your bills."
I took out my pocket watch and glanced at it, it was already afternoon, and it was not far from dusk, and it seemed necessary to speed up the pace and try to complete the tomb robbery task today.
With this in mind, I gave up my argument with the Great Sword, and walked cautiously to the pile of jewels in the middle of the chamber again.
Now the distance between me and the jewel is less than 100 meters, and the bright jewel looks extremely dazzling in the light of the torch, which is the hope that it will help me pay off my debts!
At this moment, I could feel that my face was a little distorted, and it must have changed into a greedy merchant face.
After walking a few meters, I stopped and subconsciously rubbed my hands.
Da Taidao was puzzled: "What are you doing here?" ”
"Learn the greedy actions of a merchant when he meets a treasure," I said.
"You're not a businessman, what are you doing here?" The big knife is even more confused.
"Of course, it's to set off the atmosphere at the moment~" I he: "Do you think, the arrears that were originally planned to be repaid in two months were actually repaid on the same day, oh, no, it should be said that it was repaid the next day at the latest, isn't this something to be excited about?" ”
"Don't always be intoxicated by such petty things, okay?" Da Taidao said helplessly: "Look at the long run!" If there is a coffin, will there be the remains of the king, and will the body of the king be fresh, or will it have decayed into white bones? And ah......"
"Enough, shut up, shut up, and stop honestly!" I annoyed, "Why are you talking endlessly?" ”
"You have to put yourself in my shoes," Da Taidao said: "After all, I have been sealed in the mausoleum for an unknown number of years, and I have not been driven crazy can already be said to be mentally strong, in this regard, you, as the master, should look at me with a loving and caring attitude, instead of hating and boring ...... to me."
It's been a while, it's been a while, and I really don't bother anyone when I see it.
I clenched my fist and released it again, then clenched it again, and released it again...... went back and forth a few times, and finally sighed deeply: "Forget it, what's the point of worrying with a big knife." ”
Feeling at ease, I continued to work towards my goal.
On this trip, I walked more than 40 meters, and encountered several dangerous traps in the middle, but fortunately, I had experience, so I moved and dodged and avoided them one by one.
Now it is only about 50 meters away from the jewelry pile, and it is estimated that it will take more than ten minutes to arrive safely.
I thought so, and continued to step on my feet, however, as soon as I took the first step, I touched the trap again, and this time the trap was different from the previous one.
This time, the floor tiles suddenly cracked open and split in half, and at the same time, several black pipes stretched out, and I looked at it and was shocked: could this be something like a bow and crossbow? Or a weapon shaped like a firebolt?
Just thinking about it, the nozzle of the black pipe, suddenly burst out of flames, these flames are very high temperature, as strong as the magic missile with flame attributes released by the fire magician, the average person is hit, it will definitely be a severe burn, if it is not good, the entire lower body will be burned, if the average adventurer is hit, the lower body will also be burned or roasted in an instant, of course, I am no exception.
But fortunately, I had prepared in advance, and I had already taken a step back the moment the tube was extended, and the flames that erupted did not burn my lower body, but burned my chest and a very small amount of lingering sea, and in an instant, a very strange burnt smell penetrated into my nostrils, which was the smell of burnt proteins.
"Rub, almost burned to the crotch!" I was stunned and staggered back two more steps.
"Hey, hey!" Da Tai Dao let out a lewd laugh.
(End of chapter)
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