"I can't put my chickens in the bathhouse, so I usually bathe in the open air."

"Hey, I didn't want to say it, but in fact, my chicken had a fire in the Antarctic ten years ago, and I had to release it in order to extinguish the fire, and stretched it to the South Pole while it was hard.

The result is tragic, this goods are gone forever!

The chicken has been gone for ten years and still hasn't shrunk back, think about it! ”

Chen Mo didn't expect that this group of guys who had no discipline would be able to deviate the topic there.

"Ahem, the guys from the Demon King Legion are really dirty, I didn't expect that, you went to Antarctica!

What, what follows is a true story, not a joke! ”

Ji Xiaolan Ji Da Tobacco Pouch wrote such a story in the notes of Yuewei Caotang:

A young man is beautiful and handsome, but he is afraid that he will be caught by bad people to do something shameful, so he studies hard and practices martial arts to defend himself.

After many years, Yicheng has amazing arm strength.

Later, sure enough, two big men followed him to no one's place, with bad intentions, and were killed by the young man who had been prepared for a long time.

Then the best part came!

The boy ordered the two subdued men to take off their pants, and then performed a ruthless strong female!

At last he said, 'You two are not worthy of my violence, but for the sake of the boys you have ravaged, I will punish you today!' ’

Yes, he punished two big men on behalf of the beautiful girl! ”

As soon as the paragraph in the notes of Yuewei Caotang came out, the sailors in the live broadcast room laughed.

"Dahan: The plan is clear!"

"6666666, don't coward, front anal!"

"To put it bluntly...... This young man doesn't want to take it, but wants to be an attacker? ”

"The two big men got what they wanted."

"The referee answers the question, and he is stable and skinny!"

"What kind of book is Reading Wei Caotang's notes! Before, my teacher said that there was a ghost story who was afraid to wipe his ass......"

Chen Mo took a look, and everyone was actually interested in Ji Da's cigarette pouch's Yuewei Caotang notes, and immediately smiled: "Since everyone loves to learn so much, take a wave of lottery and draw 100 Yuewei Caotang notes!"

It can also be regarded as a New Year's transmission of positive energy, so that everyone can study hard! ”

After a wave of lottery, Chen Mo cleared his throat and said, "The last joke!" Actually, it's not a joke, it's a stupid thing that happened to a bear child of one of my aunts.

I'll tell you from a first-person perspective! ”

"When I was in the first or second grade of elementary school, the local TV station was advertising all kinds of wild medicines.

The main effect is to treat what impotence, premature ejaculation, prostatitis and the like.

It just so happened that I had a very bad stomach during that time, and the first thing I did when I woke up every morning was to go to the toilet to have diarrhea.

One morning when I came out of the toilet, the TV happened to be talking about the dangers of premature ejaculation, affecting the quality of life and so on.

And me! A six- or seven-year-old!

I stupidly thought that the so-called premature ejaculation refers to diarrhea in the morning!

I thought to myself: no problem! Premature ejaculation has had a huge impact on my quality of life!

But this advertisement is neat enough to be elegant!

Diarrhea is not called diarrhea, it is called premature ejaculation!

Since then, I have embarked on a road of no return......

On the way home from school at noon, I entered the family home, and when I saw my neighbors, I mysteriously met people and said, "Uncle Zhang, do you know?" Aunt Liu, do you know? Grandma Li, you definitely don't know! I! Early! Vent!

Everyone was full of evil smiles, and they didn't poke me, and they entered the theater mode.

I also said triumphantly: It's okay! Our TV station has commercials! When I go back, I'll ask my mom to buy me ant power god to eat! Take two courses and you'll be cured!

I guess they must have thought to themselves: Hey, this kid is stupid!

Of course, that's not the worst of all......

One morning a few days later, I overslept and was making excuses for being late along the way, and suddenly!

Flash of inspiration:

'Report! ’

'Why are you late again?' ’

'Teacher, I'...... I had premature ejaculation! ’

The teacher looked confused.

'Really! Teacher, don't believe you called my mom! ’

Teacher: 'I beg you, don't say any more!! ’

The teacher collapsed! ”

The live broadcast room burst into laughter again!

"Mom: We don't have such stupid children in our family!"

"Hahahahaha, let the teacher ask Mom!"

"Hang Wang, don't deny it, this is you!"

"Hahaha, Mom: The ghost only knows that you have premature ejaculation!"

"Upstairs, maybe Mom knows! As for why mom knows...... I suddenly had a thought I couldn't put into words! ”

"Mom: 'Can't you, right? Is this thing still genetic? ’”

After the joke was finished, Chen Mo opened the hero interface and found Yang Yuhuan:

"Let's start with the new heroes.

I've been playing this hero for two days, how can I say it...... It's so crispy!

The meat is also crispy......

At present, the winning rate is at the bottom, which is lower than the winning rate of Gongsun Li, and Tianmei will definitely have corresponding adjustments in the later stage. ”

"Let's talk about positioning, you must not play this hero alone! It didn't hurt at all!

Now the shooter is still weak, and the mid-laner will generally be protected by the position, so Yang Yuhuan will obediently come out of the auxiliary semi-meat suit, brainless cutting treatment mode, and be a nurse. ”

"It's very simple. Blue is the damage state, and green is the healing state.

Skills can be slowed down, and skill 2 is the main control skill, but pay attention!

2 Skill If you want to stun the enemy, it must be in the outer circle position!

I played many games, and I saw Yang Yuhuan sticking into the pile of people with a circle, and asked why he couldn't faint when he was done.

Nima, you don't even read the introduction of your skills, and you're still dizzy!

3. When the skill is released, it cannot be selected, and it is the main life-saving skill.

Summoner's skill band flashes or heals. ”

"This hero plays with a thief simple, and the team battle is brainless! If you have skills, don't be stingy! ”

"Equipment, First Out Resistance Shoes, Wings of Salvation, Freezing Storm, Witch Cloak, Mask, Eyes of the Undead.

If the opposite AD hero is particularly strong, replace the witch with a bad omen.

The Immortal Bird can also be exchanged for the Great Blood Book or the Bright Moon. ”

"The inscription can be with the general speed mage inscription, and if you want to be a pure support, you can bring the tank inscription to support blood."

After introducing the heroes, the sailors also complained about their experiences playing Yang Yuhuan in the past few days.

"I feel that this hero is so chicken, the output is not high, the milk volume is insufficient, and the control is not easy to control."

"Pull it down, there are not many heroes who can fight, output and assist, and can pan!"

"That's right, the key is to be coquettish!"

"The appearance is really high, especially the figure! I've had several shots in a row! ”