Chapter 950: Procrastination
Finally finished this, and a group of five people - Dudu, Lianlian, Lu Ming, Dissatisfied, and the Supreme Comrade Douding came to the Supreme Workshop.
"Don't worry, I know all the colleagues above, and they're very talkative." Dou Ding looked at Lu Ming and the others with anxious faces, and said with relief.
But this sentence can only have the opposite effect, because the big brother with bellows upstairs doesn't look like a "good talker" person no matter how he looks at it.
When Lu Ming asked who the approval form would be handed over to when the time came, Dou Ding replied, "Oh, it's on the 4th floor, uh...... I'll see, it's half past seven, and it should still be a night shift......"
Lu Ming's heart suddenly sank.
“…… Today, wait for me to take a look......" Dou Ding paused, his eyes also looked to the ground, it should be looking at the list in the backpack and something, this is fast, after a few seconds, Dou Ding raised his head very easily, with a smile on his face, "It's my classmate Yan ...... Oh, call the bellows to turn the third sound into a childless ......"
Lu Ming exchanged glances with dissatisfaction, and raised his eyebrows one after another.
The action is very small, and Douding naturally won't see it, but the meticulous love can see it clearly, "What, this ...... Uh, bellows brother, that, uh...... Very, very...... Is it rigorous? ”
Hey, love is really steady, the word "rigorous" is really good, private enterprises, the more informal they are, the more they want to appear formal, no matter how small the company likes to make a big book of rules and regulations as thick as a brick - anyway, it is convenient to copy online.
Quite a lot of systems are pure nonsense, for example, to ask colleagues from other departments to help do things, to find both superiors to follow the superior to sign, and to go out to meet customers to fill in the form and sign......
If there is a thug downstairs in the company who accidentally injured the company's glass, and the front desk shouted that the driver master of the five big and three rough drivers came to drag someone to make him pay, do you have to find the leaders of both sides to sign?
If you temporarily answer a customer call, there is a hurry to say that the company sells a computer problem, where the millions of orders will be blown immediately, beckoning the driver to hurry up, is it also reported level by level, after the report is signed, look for the financial key, find the front desk to get the form to fill in?
Small companies do things, it is the same as fighting, how convenient and how to come, because small companies have few people, some companies may be accountants, cashiers, front desk, cashier are all one person, you let her do this and let her do that, there may be guests in front of people to greet, who can take care of it for a while? I'm busy and forget about it, who is to blame?
In fact, most of the rules and regulations are empty words, the simplest example, the system is written, "pay wages on the 15th of each month", how many companies in the world can really do it? Does every company account for more than one-third of the company's population financially? People bonuses are all computer management real-time calculations, when the time comes, there will be a direct print, and everyone's salary is entrusted to the bank?
These things are used to see a lot of times, purely fooling newcomers, and smashing a thick system in front of people when recruiting, "Look, how formal our company is!" ”
Where does the stupid Bai Tian who just graduated understand this, look at it, wow, what a cow, such a well-organized binding system, this company must have a future for development!
If the account manager says that the customer is unhappy and wants to blow off the list, it may be difficult, but if you simply want to delay, it is too simple, I do everything according to the rules and regulations, which said to fill in the form, said to find who to sign, I will do it for you meticulously, seamlessly, it is a matter of ten minutes, you have to complicate the simple problem to drag out more than ten steps, if any of the links go wrong......
Hehe, sorry, it's not that I don't help, so who's not there, or the bank is closed...... You always ask for early next time, oh yes, don't forget to queue up then, we have a system that says that you should "face any customer with a consistent attitude".
When this happens, can the supervisor say that he is wrong? All the behaviors of that person are "strictly" in accordance with the rules and regulations, and to say that he is wrong is not to say that the system is wrong, who made up the system? The boss made it up!
For example, if employees are not allowed to smoke, they will directly "deduct this month's bonus once and directly roll up the burden twice and get out of the way", which is far more useful than chattering about the construction of spiritual civilization there.
For example, ask the waiter how to do it, directly write a guest complaint, how much money is deducted at a time, and how many times to complain and consciously submit a resignation letter.
Lian Lian is also mentioned casually, Dou Ding didn't pay much attention, he replied directly, "Bellows handle, it's the thing next to the stove that struck iron, don't you have it in many martial arts dramas, all the people who push that thing are muscular and strong, they usually don't speak, they look like honest people, and when they stand up, they are all top masters who live in seclusion, and they beat the bad guys away in three strokes and two clicks......
I know him well, he knows him very well, he has been a classmate for several years, he is as his name suggests, sincere, kind, good to everyone, he has a high degree of education, and his ability is also great, much better than me......"
Looking at Dou Ding's simple appearance of praising others and praising him so happily that he danced, Lu Ming really wanted to ask, brother, where did you see his qualities?
went up to the fourth floor, just out of the teleportation array, and before they could enter the picture after reading the map, Lu Ming and the others heard a commotion inside, there were too many sounds to hear, but it was not the names of female relatives and some human organs that popped out to make them know very well that these voices were definitely not a good thing.
Before he could understand what was going on, Lu Ming and his entourage were suddenly stopped by a few hands suddenly stretched out in front of them, and then a crisp and sweet female voice came from their ears, "I'm sorry, this place is temporarily closed to the public now, if you have business to deal with, please move to the 8......th floor."
Looking up, the door of the fourth-layer teleportation array has now been blocked by more than a dozen supreme female players, the girl who shouted just now is called "sour beans", and the other people's names are quite similar, what "sauerkraut leaves", "celery stalks", "shredded coriander"......
The person in charge of choosing the name must have been a cook.
Before he finished speaking, Sour Beans suddenly spotted Dou Ding who walked out of the teleportation array behind them, and suddenly stepped forward, "Little Doudou, why are you here, aren't you on the afternoon shift?" ”
"Ah, something......" Seeing Douding's movements, he wanted to raise his hand to introduce Lu Ming and his party, but before he could lift it, he was grabbed by the bean beauty, "Let's not talk about it yet, it just so happens that you are here, hurry up, something is wrong inside!" ”
After speaking, he directly dragged Douding and was about to go inside, just moved half a step, and before Lu Ming and them could react, they suddenly killed the car again, and said to Douding, "You go first, you go first!" Then he turned around and continued to stop people, "Sorry sir...... "... Friends who read books, you can search for "", you can find this site as soon as possible.