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Wu Xiaolang climbed out of the bathtub in a panic, wiped his body indiscriminately, put on his big pants and ran back to his room.

Pick up the phone and open the game, the game interface is not refreshed, and it is still the friend interface when Wu Xiaolang quit.

At this time, Zhao Ling was no longer in the friend column.

Wu Xiaolang's hands trembled and clicked on the match, and soon he matched his teammates, when he entered the hero selection interface, Wu Xiaolang suddenly felt five thunders on the top, and sat down on the bed!

A little angel with white wings and a halo on his head also flew out of his head, Wu Xiaolang, and a little demon Wu Xiaolang with bat wings and horns on his head.

But what the two mini Wu Xiaolang said to him was exactly the same.

"You're done!"

It's over, it's over! It's over!

Because after Wu Xiaolang entered the hero selection interface, he suddenly found that his game voice was open!

Both the microphone and the speaker are shown to be on.

This means that Wu Xiaolang's voice in the last game has been on!!

This also means that at the end of the game, his mother came to knock on the door, and the conversation between him and his mother ...... Zhao Ling, who played the game with him... Teacher...... Heard it!!!

The head teacher must have heard it, Wu Xiaolang can be sure, because she will open the voice every time she plays a game with herself!

"! It's over! Identity revealed! As soon as the head teacher hears my voice, he will definitely be able to identify me! ”

Wu Xiaolang had a bitter face, like falling into the abyss, and there was nothing to love!

was known by the head teacher to play the role of a middle-aged uncle and molested her for so long, tomorrow when she arrives at school, it will definitely be a dead end!

"I knew that I didn't hesitate to delete her directly, why would I take her to play a game again!"

Wu Xiaolang's chagrin!

Obviously, he could have retreated with his whole body, but he showed his fox tail at the last moment!

"I already knew that I wouldn't delete my homeroom friend!" Wu Xiaolang was just annoyed that it was too late to delete the head teacher's friend, and then regretted that he shouldn't delete her friend in the future.

"After exposing your voice, you can download a diacritic software to fool around without deleting your friends! Deleting my friend this time will definitely make the head teacher think that I am a thief! Ay! ”

Wu Xiaolang stomped his feet in remorse, he really realized that he had caused a big disaster now, and he couldn't think about what Zhao Ling would do to him tomorrow!

But you don't have to think about it to know that Zhao Ling will never spare him!

“MD！ It's all to blame for that pit than the old master! ”

Wu Xiaolang scolded secretly, if it weren't for the old master who was too cheating, he wouldn't have opened the voice to remind him and command other teammates, if he didn't open the voice, then the system wouldn't automatically turn on the voice when he played with Zhao Ling in the second game, the system wouldn't automatically turn on the voice, and when his mother came to knock on the door, the conversation between him and his mother wouldn't be heard by Zhao Ling, Zhao Ling didn't hear the conversation, Wu Xiaolang could dump Zhao Ling safely and worry-free!

So, all TM blame the old master!

But what's the use of blaming the old master? People have always been irresponsible......

"Which bastard designer designed the voice system of this fucking NND, what a fucking fucking fuck!"

Although he scolded like this, Wu Xiaolang knew that it was not to blame the designer, after turning on the voice, the sound effect of the game would be weakened, and as long as he paid a little attention after entering the game, he would find that the voice was not turned off.

Can it be ......

The moment Wu Xiaolang entered the game, he used his consciousness to travel to Sun Bin in the game!

After Wu Xiaolang crossed into the game character, it can be said that his five senses are keen, both the action and the sound effect are very clear, how did he know that outside the game, the game voice is not on?

It's really a success ability, and a defeat ability!

Shaking his head, Wu Xiaolang decided that he couldn't be annoyed, things had happened, and blindly complaining about fear and negativity would not help.

The most important thing right now is to figure out how to get through this hurdle!

How can I escape the thunderous wrath of the head teacher?

"What to do? What to do? ”

…………

After thinking about it for a long time, Wu Xiaolang didn't come up with a good solution, after all, he made a mistake first, and he would be caught by the head teacher again.

"For today's plan, I can only be cheeky and fight to death and refuse to admit it!"

After arriving at school tomorrow, the head teacher will definitely torture him before going berserk to confirm that Wu Xiaolang plans to grit his teeth and carry Zhao Ling to the end!

As long as she doesn't admit it, even if Zhao Ling gets mad in the end, she won't dare to go too far!

"Alas!"

In fact, no matter how Zhao Ling is too much, what makes Wu Xiaolang most afraid is how he should face the head teacher tomorrow, face Zhao Ling, face this Xiao Ling'er who has whispered countless words to himself, sold cuteness in front of him, and teased himself countless times!

Tomorrow's self is her student!

What a shame!

Wu Xiaolang really wants to find an ant hole to hide forever.

Shame is shame, and preparations for tomorrow's denial still need to be done sufficiently.

Wu Xiaolang first relogged in to the game and switched the game account to the ID of "Jiu, Wu Xiaolang". Then, he logged in to QQ again, canceled the association between Uncle Gua and his own large account, and deleted the account in account management.

In the end, for the sake of insurance, Wu Xiaolang uninstalled the Weibo of the Tieba tribe, and even the text messages were emptied.

Now, Zhao Ling can't find any clues anymore, right?

Under the mood of uneasiness and weakness, Wu Xiaolang stayed up until the second half of the night before he could fall asleep.

The next day, Wu Xiaolang got up with a dark circle under his eyes.

He had a dream, in which he was tied to the bed, wearing pants, and then Zhao Ling was wearing an American-style police uniform, ****, thin waist, ****...... Black silk.

She held a leather whip in her hand, stepped on Wu Xiaolang, and whipped Wu Xiaolang fiercely!

Then, Wu Xiaolang woke up.

"Oh my God! It's obviously a dream, why does it hurt so much? ”

Wu Xiaolang shrunk his neck and began to brush his teeth and wash his face.

During breakfast, Wu Xiaolang ate very slowly, he really didn't want to go to school, and the school was as dangerous as a tiger's den to him now.

"Mom, I don't want to go to school anymore, why don't you get me a transfer school!"

While his father went to the kitchen, Wu Xiaolang discussed with his mother in a whisper.

"What's wrong son? Did you encounter something at school? ”

Wu Xiaolang wanted to tell his mother that he had offended the head teacher, but he was afraid that the future would be in dire straits, but how dare he say it.

"It's nothing, it's just that I'm not in the third year of high school after the summer vacation this year, I'm about to face the college entrance examination, how important is the third year of high school! But our school curriculum is too few, and we don't even have self-study in the morning and evening, so how can we compete with students from other schools in the college entrance examination? ”

Wu Xiaolang said the most conscientious words in his life: "For the college entrance examination, I want to transfer to an ordinary public high school, study on my own every morning and evening, and do a lot of test papers...... What a blessing you have! ”

"Ouch! What a damn good son! ”

Mother was so relieved by Wu Xiaolang's words that she was about to cry, she touched Wu Xiaolang's head lovingly, and said seriously: "Xiao Yu, you must know that human beings receive education to gain knowledge and ability, not just for the college entrance examination. Although your school doesn't have many courses, your dad and I have already inspected it, and your school's education will definitely help you more in your whole life than other public schools! Mom and Dad don't have too high requirements for your college entrance examination, you just do your best, if it doesn't work, we will also send you abroad to go to college! ”

Listening to his mother's words of love, Wu Xiaolang was moved, but he was also secretly complaining in his heart, it seems that the trick of changing schools and running away will not work.

In the future, I will wait to be abused by the head teacher to die and come back to life!

After eating, Wu Xiaolang walked out of the house tragically and embarked on the road of no return to school.

The moment he left the house, he turned his head and said in his mouth: Dad, Mom! Farewell!

If it weren't for the aunt upstairs holding the puppy passing by, Wu Xiaolang would really kneel in front of his house and kowtow to his parents.

When passing through an artificial river in the community, a breeze happened to hit, Wu Xiaolang looked at the river, and suddenly gave birth to a feeling in his heart that "the wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return".

But is he a strong man?

"Nope! I'm not a strong man, but I'm a warrior who dares to tease the head teacher! ”

"Mr. Lu Xun said that a true warrior dares to face a bleak life! I'm a warrior, so let me face the storm of the homeroom teacher! Let the storm come a little harder! ”

In this way, self-hypnotized, Wu Xiaolang mustered up his courage and strode out of the community!

(I took a look at the names that my friends gave Xiao Yu's name one by one, just take Confucius, Kong Rong, Kong Jinlong, but the protagonist is not Wang Da Hammer, can he be Kong Lianshun?) What the hell is a phobia? Does the bullying author read less...... ）